F-Listed http://www.flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Fri, 16 May 2008 16:28:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Hot Snatch of the Week: Monica Ferreira http://www.flisted.com/29019/hot-snatch-of-the-week-monica-ferreira/ http://www.flisted.com/29019/hot-snatch-of-the-week-monica-ferreira/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 16:25:46 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=29019

I’d like to introduce you to model Monica Ferreira as published in a Venezuelan bikini magazine. I’m telling you, these latin eyecandy magazines really know how to pick out their snatch.

Downside is they don’t have the appropriate budget needed for quality Photoshopping. Seriously, what the hell did they do to that ass?

It looks like she only washes one cheek.

]]> http://www.flisted.com/29019/hot-snatch-of-the-week-monica-ferreira/feed/ Christina Aguilera Tucks Her Juggs Away in Cheetah http://www.flisted.com/28928/christina-aguilera-tucks-her-juggs-away-in-cheetah/ http://www.flisted.com/28928/christina-aguilera-tucks-her-juggs-away-in-cheetah/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 16:11:35 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=28928

Blue veins aside, I would totally drizzle some sticky maple syrup all over those tits and just shove them in my mouth and suck on them for hours and hours on end.

With one breast in each hand, my mouth slowly swirling from left nipple to right nipple and back and forth and back and forth and in and out and in and… um, sorry. I’ll take my fingers out from inside me now.

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]]> http://www.flisted.com/28928/christina-aguilera-tucks-her-juggs-away-in-cheetah/feed/ Video of the Day: t.A.T.u http://www.flisted.com/29009/video-of-the-day-tatu/ http://www.flisted.com/29009/video-of-the-day-tatu/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 15:41:27 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=29009

No ass shaking today, but there is this new single from Russian faux-lesbian pop duo t.A.T.u that just has titties hanging out for no reason.

Check it out.

]]> http://www.flisted.com/29009/video-of-the-day-tatu/feed/ Sofia Vergara is One of the “50 Most Beautiful” http://www.flisted.com/29011/sofia-vergara-is-one-of-the-50-most-beautiful/ http://www.flisted.com/29011/sofia-vergara-is-one-of-the-50-most-beautiful/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 15:34:05 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=29011

Here is Sophia Vergara at People en Español’s party to celebrate their “50 Most Beautiful Issue.”

Growing up, Sofia is pretty much what I thought I’d evolve into when I got older. Then I look the mirror and realize it’s just not gonna happen.

Beautiful, beautiful, beatiful!

]]> http://www.flisted.com/29011/sofia-vergara-is-one-of-the-50-most-beautiful/feed/ Another Tale of Sex, Drugs, & Rock ‘N’ Roll http://www.flisted.com/29008/another-tale-of-sex-drugs-rock-n-roll/ http://www.flisted.com/29008/another-tale-of-sex-drugs-rock-n-roll/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 15:31:04 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=29008 Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Surfaces main

The book “Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back” sounds juicier than Michael Moore’s sweaty bumhole. First, there are supposed to be photos of celeb c()cks, which is always a good thing.

C()cks featured are Mick Jagger, Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor (yum!), John Malkovich, James Woods, Richard Gere and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It also shared tales of James Dean’s love for a 12-year-old boy’s rim, of which Director Elia Kazan said, “I’ve known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was.”

Elvis Presley also experiment with d*cks. As well as Desi Arnaz, and Cary Grant (with his stepson…ewwwww!).

And Marilyn Monroe apparently broke off her love affair with Joan Crawford ’cause she was a psycho in the bedroom.

Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald Reagan. The authors also claim Monroe had a tryst with Joan Crawford but refused to make it an ongoing affair. “She had bad breath,” Monroe allegedly told roommate Shelly Winters. “Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman.”

Like what?  Stuff her with a cucumber?  Stretch the hole and scope out the tunnel vision?  We need answers, people!

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]]> http://www.flisted.com/29008/another-tale-of-sex-drugs-rock-n-roll/feed/ SNATCH LINKS http://www.flisted.com/29006/snatch-links-136/ http://www.flisted.com/29006/snatch-links-136/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 15:12:38 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=29006

Nikki Cox Has Become a Fish (Gone Hollywood)

Papa Joe is Loading His Gun Somewhere (Celebslam)

KFC Writes Rihanna a Letter (Bossip)

Friday’s Big Booty Battle (Lossip)

Meet America’s Thickest Next Top Model (Complex)

Wow…Kangaroo Balls? A-mazing! (College Humor)

Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively in a Bikini OMFG LOL WTF BBQ (CelebNewsWire)

Doogie Howser Plots Britney’s Death (SOW)

]]> http://www.flisted.com/29006/snatch-links-136/feed/ Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up http://www.flisted.com/28963/your-afternoon-pick-me-up-53/ http://www.flisted.com/28963/your-afternoon-pick-me-up-53/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 14:36:20 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=28963

Adult superstar Tera Patrick.

Enough said.

Saucy photos in 3…2…1…

]]> http://www.flisted.com/28963/your-afternoon-pick-me-up-53/feed/ Dina: “Lindsay Can’t Get Enough of Sam’s Carpet” http://www.flisted.com/28954/dina-lohan-lindsay-cant-get-enough-of-sams-carpet/ http://www.flisted.com/28954/dina-lohan-lindsay-cant-get-enough-of-sams-carpet/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 11:23:11 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=28954

When asked during a recent interview with Extra if Lindsay Lohan really liked eating out Samantha’s snatch Dina Lohan eagerly chimed in, “Lindsay can never eat enough carpet. Where do you think she gets it from?!”

She really didn’t say that, although it wouldn’t be surprised if she were to come out of the closet like Mandy Moore’s mom did.

Younger sister Ali Lohan said of the so-called rumors, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.” That’s right, ’cause Jesus put this on Sam’s neck just to make her a martyr.

Video here. Sadly, not of Lindsay and Sam going at it 69. Sam has actually grown on me. She actually kinda gives me a tingle in my panties now. But I think that’s ’cause I’m really daydreaming of brother Mark Ronson. So hot.

Here is Lindsay Lohan dressed like a cheap skank while shopping in Beverly Hills.

]]> http://www.flisted.com/28954/dina-lohan-lindsay-cant-get-enough-of-sams-carpet/feed/ Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics Make Me Wanna Vomit http://www.flisted.com/28941/audrina-patridge-bikini-pics-make-me-wanna-vomit/ http://www.flisted.com/28941/audrina-patridge-bikini-pics-make-me-wanna-vomit/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 10:50:30 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=28941

Maybe its be cause I don’t have a penis, but Audrina Patridge is not hot — at all. Every time I see her it’s like someone slipped her a Roofie.

Not to mention the fact that her tits look like they would bruise a c()ck more then they would ever pleasure it. I guess her ass is okay if we’re playing off the ass-less white girl stereotype. Oh, yeah, and the whole bony thing. That too.

Here’s Audrina giving acting a try on the set of her first movie “The Reef” in Hawaii earlier this week.

What do you say, yay or nay?

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]]> http://www.flisted.com/28941/audrina-patridge-bikini-pics-make-me-wanna-vomit/feed/ Heidi Montag is Still Playing Dress Up http://www.flisted.com/28940/heidi-montag-is-still-playing-dress-up/ http://www.flisted.com/28940/heidi-montag-is-still-playing-dress-up/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 10:29:57 +0000 FListed Says: http://www.flisted.com/?p=28940 Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pretend to care about going Easter egg hunting with her niece XI

Heidi Montag’s self-esteem is so low that she’s going to pretend her vagina swallowed Spencer’s sperm just to get some more attention.

Via ONTD:

“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along.”

“The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.”

According to Star Magazine scoop, from rising suspicion to refuting the rumors the first order of action, Heidi, twenty-one, and her twenty-four year old on-again/off-again fiance Spencer have plotted each step of their plan carefully.

First the aspiring singer will stop drinking. Then she’ll visit chic children’s boutiques like NoMi to pick out baby stuff. By the end of the summer, Heidi will be photographed bumpless and sporting a skimpy bikin while strolling along the beach.

Does anyone know where I can get anthrax?

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