A fully clothed Kelly Brook has somehow made it into the pages of the March 2008 issue of InStyle Magazine UK, which goes beyond absurd if you ask me.

Granted it’s a fashion magazine and whatnot, but is Kelly busting out of lingerie or a bikini not considered fashion-related, too? It just seems like such a waste to have a woman who openly announces her love for sex to talk about belts and gloves and pink lipstick or something.

Instead, someone should appoint the lady as writer to her own sex column where she can make the world a better place by teaching people how to unite in the name of s-e-x. Better yet a sex column in vid format with a topless Kelly taking center stage. Now that’s something worth checking out!

Mexican-American star Jessica Alba sure has a knack for complaining, a knack she once again tuned into during a recent interview with Latina Magazine.

This time Alba refrained her “I want to be taken seriously as an actress” talk and instead whined about how she’s the target of criticism because she doesn’t speak Spanish, which she apparently thinks it unfair.

“No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish,” says Alba. “Her dad’s Cuban, and I was telling her I feel so bad because everyone is so nasty to me for not speaking Spanish. She’s like, ‘I don’t speak Spanish! I barely speak English!’,” says the pregnant star with a laugh.

Although Alba’s father is a second-generation Mexican-American, the actress has admitted that she was never taught to speak Spanish as a child, and Diaz isn’t the only Latina who shares her struggle in learning the language.

Shortly after she was denied a role in director Spike Lee’s 25th Hour, Alba had a revealing conversation with that movie’s star, Rosario Dawson. “[Lee] said, ‘We’re going to hire a Latin girl who can speak Spanish,’ and then he hired Rosario. What’s so funny is that I’ve worked with Rosario and she’s like, I don’t speak Spanish.’ I was like, ‘You don’t?’ And she was like, ‘No!’”

*Rolls eyes* Alright, I will admit that I understand where she is coming from, but only to an extent.

I’m a born and raised Puerto Rican who has spoken more English than Spanish my entire life, resulting in my being called “Gringa” by many of my class peers.  But ultimately the question is, so what?  Everyone gets picked on for something.

Jessica Alba needs a reality check.  People don’t dislike her because she doesn’t speak Spanish, people don’t like her ’cause she’s always whining and walking around with a sour look on her damn face!  Meanwhile Cameron and Rosario seem to be in the best of spirits when photographed most of the time.

Secondly, the fact that Spike Lee selected Rosario Dawson despite her inability to speak Spanish should tell her something:  You can’t effing act!

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I always wondered how Britney Spears managed to stay so thin between her overdosing on Taco Bell and Starbucks’ Frappuccinos, and now I finally have my answer… even if it was way more information than I needed to know.

Via TMZ–

Our sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to ten laxatives a day. Side note — cameras caught Spears a few days ago picking up a bagful of laxatives.

We’re also told, when she was admitted, Britney accused her mom of “sleeping with my boyfriend.” She wasn’t specific on who she was referring to.

We’re also told that for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.

There you have it, folks. The reason BS wasn’t 200+ lbs. was because she was making herself shit all the damn time. SMH. That shit is not sexy, pun very much intended. People are so damn lazy they rather shit and vomit then just set foot in a gym for 30 minutes a day.

I could use the obvious headline for Rihanna’s latest “Got Milk?” ad campaign, but I’m gonna take the high road this time because, well, because I’m a lady, dammit.

“Drink it in. Pop Star? Not exactly. Milk is more my move. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. So, shut up and drink.”

Ah, screw it… “Got Jizz?”

Ellen Pompeo See Through Candids (Celebslam)

Apply to Be P. Diddy’s Assistant (Bossip)

Jessica Alba’s Steamy Shower Scene (Lossip)

Some Hot Chick In Black Lingerie (Maxim)

Check Out Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson “Attempting” a Duet at the Metal Skool Show in L.A. (Evil Beet)

Christina Aguilera’s Baby is Worthless (The Blemish)

Alena Seredova’s Upskirt Pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

26-year-old Polish model Joanna Krupa’s plump breasts aren’t the only thing she’s got working to her advantage. For one, she’s not knocked-up. Better than that, she’s got killer abs and a thirsty stare too. Joanna looks hungry, and I think I know exactly what she’s craving: Something salty and filled with creamy protein goodness.

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Knocked-up Brazilian model Camila Alves was all a glow at the Los Angeles premiere of boyfriend Matthew McConaughey’s crappy looking film “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Part 2″ “Fools Gold” in Hollywood yesterday.

The woman better be smiling. Not only has her beautiful ass snagged Hollywood’s hottest gentleman, but he’s a well-endowed gentleman to boot. Because how sweet a man can be doesn’t matter if he can’t get us chicks off.

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Katherine Heigl was the won the title of “Most Desirable Woman of 2008″ as chosen by the reader’s of AskMen.com, which is pretty amazing when you consider how many supermodels are listed below her.

Top 99 Women, 2008 Edition–

10. Adriana Lima
9. Marisa Miller
8. Rihanna
7. Jessica Biel
6. Scarlett Johansson
5. Jessica Alba
4. Eva Mendes
3. Kate Beckinsale
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
1. Katherine Heigl

It’s true that Katherine Heigl is a sexy lady, but she spoils it every time she opens her mouth to whine about something new. I’m thinking men’s girlfriends and wives were the ones that voted for her.

And as for Kate Beckinsale…WTF?

Here is Katherine yesterday keeping up with her New Year’s resolution to quit smoking outside sushi restaurant Katsuya.

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I want you to know those one inch pitt hairs are sprouting from a chick, not a dude.

Just imagine what her bearded clam must look like.

*Hurl*

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Earlier this morning, at approximately 1:00 a.m., a calm Britney Spears was transported from her Studio City home to the UCLA Medical Center for treatment and evaluation.

According to TMZ, it was Brit’s psychiatrist who planned on hospitalizing her patient after she felt Brit’s condition had deteriorated. Spears had not slept for nearly 60 hours since Saturday.

Back at her house, Britney’s psychiatrist told her she was going to the hospital. Her response was, “Is something wrong?” She was not resistant. She made hot chocolate and waited before paramedics arrived and placed her on a gurney.

TMZ has also learned that an L.A. County Superior Court judge signed a “5150,” which means Britney will be placed on a three-day psychiatric hold. It was Brit’s psychiatrist who’d requested the 5150 last night.

However, it should be noted that mother Lynne, father Jamie, and brother Bryan have been “working closely with the LAPD for weeks” trying to get her the psychiatric care she needs.

Both Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lufti were present at her house when the ambulance and cops arrived to take Brit to the hospital.  Both men were also spotted at the hospital.

To be quite honest, I hope this is the last time both Britney and I have to go through this.  While I do feel for her and her mental state, I’m also tired of writing about it.  Let’s hope she gets the help she deserves so she can be beautiful again— on the outside, but most importantly on the inside, too.   Her sons need her.