American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler revealed to the country just how dumb a blonde she after asking if Europe was a country while on the hit FOX show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?. You read correctly.

Q: “Budapest is the capital of what European country?”

A: “This might be a stupid question, ok, but like, I thought Europe was a country.

Budapest? I never even heard uh that. Like I know they speak French there, don’t they?

Like I wanna say . . . is France a country? I don’t know what I’m doin’.”

Q: “The right answer is Hungary.”

A: “Is what? Hungary? That’s a country? I’ve heard of Turkey, but Hungary? … Never heard of it!”

Um, yeah, and this is why the rest of the world thinks Americans are retarded. SMH. What a dumb slut. I’ve met many a person like this though, and in college, no less.

Personally, I blame MTV. Not just for this, but for everything— ever. You should be watching the news, people, not The Hills!

Out of curiosity, how many of you knew the answer to the original question?

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Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles are over. Who didn’t see this one coming? Even Britney could figure this one out.

“They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.”

Adds another source: “She is concentrating on her life and her career.”

Concentrating on her career? Excuse me, did you mean getting paid to shop?

“She made it pretty clear when they got home [from Thanksgiving break],” says our source. “It’s over.” And the reason? “She got tired of him pouting all the time,” says a Lindsay pal.

“He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while! Pay for a round of Cokes. I mean, they weren’t even drinking alcohol, so how much could a round of Cokes be?”

Ugh, a pouty man is sooo annoying. No woman wants some crybaby licking between her legs. And if that’s not bad enough a cheap man to boot? Hell no!

I once dated a guy who actually was wow-ed by a $20. Can you believe that? When I wouldn’t put out, I woke up to him wanking in bed. Cheap men are the worst!

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Like most females, I’m not one to get a boner for comic books and their film renditions, but if there’s a hot chick in the movie, I’ll see most anything.

Case in point is 32-year-old Australian supermodel Megan Gale, who has been cast to play Wonder Woman in “Justice League of America”, directed by George Miller (”Mad Max”, “Happy Feet”, “Babe”).

I have no effing clue who this model is, or if she can act, but she looks damn good in the nude and that’s all that matters.

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Sabrina Rojas is a smart woman (Lossip)

The 10 smartest men in Hollywood (Bossip)

Lindsay Lohan has a skin disease (Celebslam)

Adrianne Curry looking mighty fine in lingerie (Maxim)

What do we think of Katie Holme’s new hair, kids? (Evil Beet)

Eliza Dushku isn’t into group sex (The Blemish)

Elisha Cuthbert has a mullet (I’m Not Obsessed)

Ashley Olsen Finds a New Man (Hollyscoop)

Bust out your Depends, because you may just need them after watching this clip of someone’s grandma viewing the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” vid.

It’s freaking hysterical. If you haven’t seen or know about the porn vid I’m talking about, then forget it. You’ll be tempted to gauge your eyes out and set yourself on fire after watching it. But if your friend was big enough an ass to make you watch it, then you’ll definitely appreciate this reaction shot of granny.

The clip is not the porno, and it has no vulgarity, so it’s totally suitable for work.

Enjoy!

Click here for the 2 Girls, 1 Cup t-shirt. Remember kids, Christmas is just around the corner. A perfect present for all your sick perverted friends!

*Thanks, Jerry

According to Page Six MTV’s “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila“ is nothing more than a sham. NOOOOO!

A source has stepped forwarded and revealed that the bisexual whore isn’t bisexual after all. Moreover, there will be no second season as a result of Tila’s involvement with her hush hush boyfriend.

“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

MTV… lie? Absolutely not! Next thing you’re going to tell me there weren’t any weapons of mass destruction.

Plus, regardless of whether or not the broad is truly bisexual does not change the fact that I’m getting wet while she’s making out with lesbians on screen. And so long as my panties are wet, I’m happy.

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Who knew incest was such a popular pastime in places other than backwoods Kentucky?

Katie Price, was spotted locking lips with her sister Sophie Price and showcasing her Mrs. Andre panties in central London yesterday evening.

Damn the broad is classy. Don’t you just want to run and take her home to mom?

Katie totally watched that “2 Girls, 1 Cup” vid and rubbed one out. Hell, her sister and her probably reenacted the whole thing!

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Remember the “ugly chick turned hot” in “Not Another Teen Movie”? Well, apparently she’s joined the cast of Grey’s Anatomy or something. I wouldn’t know because I have never watched the show. That’s not the interesting part though.

A vid clip has now surfaced of a movie actress Chyler Leigh made when she was 15-years-old titled, “Kickboxing Academy”. In the movie Chyler is seen locking lips with her brother, and future Power Ranger, Christopher Khayman Lee. GASP!

Well, I mean, she is hot. You can’t really blame the guy. And I mean, I’m sure it was a sacrifice both were willing to make for the sake of art, and blah blah blah.

Oh, who am I kidding, this sh*t is too weird. Even for me.

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Actress Charisma Carpenter, most notably known for roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel”, has separated from her husband of five years, Damian Hardy.

Via People:

“They are separated and now living separately,” Carpenter’s rep Jeff Raymond confirmed Tuesday.

Carpenter, 37, and Hardy married on Oct. 5, 2002, and became parents to son Donavan Charles the following March.

I’d say I feel for her, but I’m too busy staring at her delectable tits right now. It’s about time for that much needed afternoon break. And by afternoon break, I mean afternoon jerk. Gets the juices flowing, literally.

Here’s Charisma nude for Playboy Magazine.

Despite J.R. Rotem having denied claims that he’s knocked up Britney Spears, In Touch Weekly has taken photos of what they claim is a text message from him confirming the pregnancy rumors.

Ahahahahahaha! Oh, wow. *Single tear

Can you believe this ridiculousness? Aw, damn. BRB. I laughed so much I have to go change my panties.