Lucy Pinder acted as judge in the The Rustlers Real Men Games competition in search of the manliest men. The busty UK glamour model said of the event,

Lucy says, “I like a manly man and I must admit I find workmen really sexy. I actually like it when I get wolf-whistled. I take it as a complement.”

She went on to say, “I think men have been duped into becoming more feminine. But deep down, I think women like men who are a bit rough around the edges - not quite a caveman but not a push-over either.”

Some people dream of David Beckham, others dream of construction workers.

Although, truth be told, I have a thing for mechanics. Anytime my friends take their cars, they know to phone me. But he has to be wearing the stereotypical mechanic jumpsuit with the name tag sewn in. I keep waiting for the day one of them hikes up my skirt and slams me on the trunk of my car. Preferably with Lucy sticking her tongue out from below me.

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Britney Spear’s former assistant, 23-year-old Kalie Machado, is the latest snitch into the world of Britney, saying the pop star “needs mental help.” The assistant also revealed the singer desperately tried to win K-Fed back after their breakup.

“She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl,” Machado tells Us.

“She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’”

After following him to New York with their sons, “She stood up for herself, and it kind of backfired,” Machado recalls. “That was what [Federline] wanted.”

“She would ask, ‘Why did he do this to me?’” Machado tells Us, adding: “It just made her crazy and depressed.”

Machado adds, “She needs mental help.”

Brit’s story is sounding more and more like a Lifetime movie. The sorrow that comes with a broken heart feels insurmountable, but the girl needs to set her pain aside and pull herself together!

What’s amazing is the amount of snitches that have surfaced. Either girl doesn’t know how to hire, or she’s been treating people so poorly karma has finally reared its ugly head.

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Natalie Portman, one of my all time favorite actresses, is putting out a music album. That’s right, you read correctly.

Natalie Portman is once again using music to transform people’s worlds. She’s put together Big Change: Songs for FINCA, a $7.99 charity album available through iTunes, mixing together 16 songs from artists like Norah Jones and Antony & the Johnsons, and including exclusive tracks from the likes of M. Ward and Devendra Banhart — even a shiny new Shins remix. Net proceeds from the album — due Oct. 30 — will benefit FINCA (villagebanking.org), an organization that helps alleviate poverty in developing countries

In an interview the star lists Stevie Wonder, Radiohead, CocoRosie, Beirut, and Jeff Buckley as some of her favorite artists.

Goddamn she’s hot. And it’s her brain that makes her hot. She’s the kind of chick you want to meet up with at some dive bar to philosophize about the world while kicking back a few beers over an intense game of pool. Love it.

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Mila Kunis moved to the U.S. from Ukraine?! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Christina Milian wants to suck your peen blood (Bossip)

J. Lo’s movie career blows (Celebslam)

America Ferrera, Photoshop Queen? (Lossip)

Dita Von Teese is our favorite way to stir a martini (Maxim)

Listen to Britney’s KIIS-FM Interview with Ryan Seacrest (Evil Beet)

Sienna Miller is nearly naked the whole movie (The Blemish)

Paris Hilton gets sued with claims that the heiress stole a woman’s look, including the not wearing panties part (I’m Not Obsessed)

Ashley Olsen was caught sucking face with 36-year-old Lance Armstrong at Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night.

Via Page Six:

Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”

Go Ashley!  Seriously, this is one hunk of a man. Girl needs to watch out, though.  He’ll probably give it to her so good she’ll go mad crazy from withdrawals. Older men usually make the best lovers.

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There’s talk of Josh Duhamel wanting to impregnate girlfriend Fergie.

“I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking my time. We’ll do it when it’s right. It’s busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen.”

So for now they’re sticking to anal.  You can’t knock a girl up when your pounding the back door.  Most importantly, you don’t have stare at that foul face when planting your seed.  God, I really think Fergie is hideous.  Damn meth face.

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There’s talk of there being a remake of the film “Grease”, according to Michelle Pfeiffer, who has been asked to join the new cast.  Casting is trying to get Jessica Simpson to play Sandy.

Unless the slumber party in the original is turned into a lesbian pool party with wet t-shirts and titties flapping about the place, I am 100% certain that stank is going to bomb.  Just like every other Simpson movie.

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Keeley Hazell bares all in the November 2007 issue of Maxim Magazine Ukraine.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you stare at them white panties of hers real long and hard I am pretty sure you can see her milky wetness. Looks like someone got a little too excited during their photoshoot. Me likey.

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According to Lucy O’Brien’s new book, “Madonna: Like an Icon,” Madonna and Tupac Shakur almost had a love child together. The couple had dated briefly while the pop star was in her mid-30s and she “desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men.”

Tupac eventually broke up with Madge after some of his “homegirls” had issues with her. Via Gatecrasher:

“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,’” - so she got dumped!

In all seriousness I doubt she would have had a child with him, and I really could give a rat’s ass. However, I would like to point out that if it’d been Madonna– or any other white woman, for that matter– who dumped her man because he was black, all hell would break lose. Racism is racism, no matter what race says it.

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I have no idea how recent these photographs of Imogen Thomas were featured in Zoo Weekly, but then again it’s not as if you care. As a matter of fact I had to Wikipedia her to even know who she is. She was on Big Brother UK, as it turns out. Whatever.

Her face is kinda busted, but considering you can’t thrust your peen between someone’s face it doesn’t matter. A warm mouth is a warm mouth, and big juggs are big juggs.

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