August 31st, 2007
Why Us Magazine has decided to pick on John Mayer and Cameron Diaz as Hollywood’s whore royalty is beyond me. Were Paris Hilton, Brandon Davis, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, and Colin Farrell too easy?The graph’s subtitle reads:
“It only makes sense that after hooking up with half of Hollywood, John Mayer and Cameron Diaz finally found each other.”
Laugh it up, but remember if they did a chart on “Six Degrees Of Who You’ve Boned” it’d probably be hella long too.
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August 31st, 2007
Sienna Miller made quite an impression yesterday at the debut of her and her sister’s clothing line, Twenty8Twelve, where she proceeded to get wasted beyond imagination and called the paparazzi rapists. Yeah, you read right.
She shouted: “F*** off, you f***ing sh*ts.
“See you in court, you f*cking rapists.”
One photographer who was at the launch said he was shocked at the outburst.
He said: “I was quite flabbergasted.
“We were just doing our jobs, all we were trying to do was get some quotes on how the opening of the shop went and she called us all rapists.
“It’s an outrageous term to use for such a petty little thing as being at a party and being photographed.”
She’s like one of those drunken sohority chicks who teases you all night, invites you over, passes out face down on your whiskey d*ck and then claims rape in the morning. She’s a real gem, isn’t she?
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August 31st, 2007
This week’s Hot Snatch of the Week is the luscious English glamour model Jennifer Ellison kicking it old school with roller skates. What is it about dressing up that is such a turn on? Roller skates, schoolgirl skirts, cheerleader outfits, knee-high stockings, FMPs… it’s as though in play can we give into our secret sexual urges of domination and submission.
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August 31st, 2007
Something tells me Milo Ventimiglia wants to slip his bratworst in between Hayden’s brüste. Yum.
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August 31st, 2007
Normally I think nothing ill of Ashton Kutcher but do you see what he’s wearing? Freakin’ manpris?! With flip flops, no less!
Manpris as in:
manpris
Gay slang. Men’s pants cropped between ankle and mid-calf, after capri pants, or “capris”
He looks ridiculous in those manpris.
Personally, I like my men vagina free.
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August 31st, 2007
Wow. I’ve never really thought of Rihanna sexually before, but she’s definitely made me all wet after these photos of her at the “Hate That I Love You” video shoot in Santa Monica. Seriously, these are some smokin’ shots. She’s like this vintage ’50s chick whose ready to make some seriously loving. Hell, Shia is not stupid enough to pass this chick up.
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August 31st, 2007
Britney Spears‘ alleged new single “Cold As Fire” has been leaked (most likely by her own self) and as expected it is absolutely atrocious. Another equally awful single is also floating around called “Gimme More”.
What’s even more infuriating is TMZ now reports that fatty over here banks in $737,868 a month! Ugh. People have to stop giving this broad attention or she’s going to continue to spend time making records. This fat snatch is what’s wrong with the music industry.
UPDATE: The Sun has posted some of the lyrics from the single “Cold As Fire”, which are wildly entertaining, to say the least:
“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him **** in my mouth/ Make him my new baby.
Wow. Britney really is a dirty girl. Most women I know cringe at the thought of that. Mommy, like.
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August 31st, 2007
Last night I saw the E! True Hollywood Story of Jenna Jameson and it freaking killed me. God she used to be so beautiful! How I loved her double hearts tattoo on her right cheek. Now she’s so freaking skinny she’s become a joke. Screw the new Jenna. Here’s to the old Jenna!
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August 30th, 2007
Call me old fashioned, but I rather my 18-year-olds to not look like 12-year-old Taiwanese hookers. Here is at Hayden Panettiere at the “Heroes” Series 2 photocall in London yesterday with just a tad too much makeup. She’s two blush strokes away from looking like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP). Baby needs a vacation. She has a face as if to say, “This crap is getting old.”
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August 30th, 2007
It seems Charlize Theron has quite the love affair going on with Howie Mandel, according to director Paul Haggis who discovered the secret relationship while shooting her new film.
“I went to Charlize’s trailer to talk to her about a scene, and I heard these really strange sounds inside,” Haggis told PEOPLE Wednesday at a screening of Elah in Sag Harbor, New York. “I heard Howie Mandel’s voice. Inside the trailer, she was watching the video [game] version of Deal or No Deal.”
So she’s actually addicted to the “Deal or No Deal” video game, but could you imagine if it had been her rubbing his bald head? The vision of him poking her with his cucumber is sickening enough for me to gauge my eyes out with a vibrator.
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