July 31st, 2007
I have officially found my dream girl, nay I say woman. Padma Lakshmi, who just recently filed for divorce from Salman Rushdie, is more than just a fine piece of meat. Padma fantasizes in being bathed in chocolate while in the nude. So hot. Plus, she can cook… and eat.
“She can eat,” says her Top Chef colleague Tom Colicchio, the celebrated New York City restaurateur. “I’ve been out with her. And she doesn’t order a salad—she’s adventurous. She actually can cook pretty well, too.”
She’s adventurous you say? Well then send her my way, dear chum. I have a honey pot I’d love for her to eat.
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July 31st, 2007
We’ve already established sister Hilary is a prude and so I’d expected the same from Haylie Duff. After these photos, however, I have most definitely changed my mine. She’s no longer the awkward teen we once saw in Napoleon Dynamite. Not only has she spawned a beautiful healthy rack, but she’s hanging out with the Golden Shower Queen herself, Kim Kardashian. I think we have another Hollyweird hottie in the making here, boys.
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July 31st, 2007
Director Kevin Smith is desperately hoping Rosario Dawson will be in his next film “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” and so are we.
“I wrote [the role of Miri] for Rosario Dawson,” Smith said of the “Clerks II” star. “I’d be kind of flabbergasted if she didn’t do it.”
According to Smith, the film is about two friends from Minessota who start they’re very own amateur-porn studio 15 years after their high school reunion. Despite Smith having written the role specifically for Dawson, no concrete deal has yet been set.
Exactly what kind of amateur porn are we talking here? Cheerleaders? Glasses? Upskirt? The possibilities are endless!
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July 31st, 2007
Apparently Wilmer Valderrama isn’t man enough to go after snatch by himself. Instead he brings his whole posse with him. According to a recent snitch, his dad and friends chant ‘Go big Will, go!’ when he’s drinking or hitting on some broad. Talk about major c*ckblock.
To make matters worse, he lives with his dad and five of his friends in a house in Southern Cali whose gate greets you with a lame-ass recording that says, ‘Welcome to Willieville’. Does any of this crap actually help him get laid? He sounds like he’s five. No thank you.
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July 31st, 2007
Summer is almost over and you know what that means? No more bikinis! But luckily for us socialite Kim KardASSian and lingerie model Sophie Anderton are showing no signs of depriving us of their hot bikini clad bods anytime soon.
Which begs the question, WHICH WOULD YOU BANG?
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July 31st, 2007
WTF?! Man, I knew Hayden Panettiere had an affinity for licking things, but not her own assh*ole! Let’s hope she washed her hands and her ass!
July 31st, 2007
The E! Network has officially canceled the coveted reality show ‘The Simple Life Goes To Camp’ starring America’s favorite sweethearts, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Shocker!
In a recent episode the girls transformed into black women on the show, because it wasn’t insulting enough Paris has been caught using the “N” word and Nicole Richie’s own father is black.
Don’t you just want to spit in their faces? I do. That being said, WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE BIGGER DOUCHEBAG?
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July 31st, 2007
Being smart never looked so good. Danica McKeller, best known as Winnie Cooper on ‘The Wonder Years’, in the August Issue of Details Magazine. The 32-year-old math major is releasing a book encouraging females to get into math.
“When girls see the antics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they think that being fun and glamorous also means being dumb and irresponsible.” “But I want to show them that being smart is cool,” she said. “Being good at math is cool. And not only that, it can help them get what they want out of life.”
Truth is I hate math with the passion of a thousand burning suns, but I hate Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan even more. So by all means sister, show the world how it’s done.
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July 30th, 2007
Posh Spice Eurotrash Victoria Beckham will act as co-host of ‘The View’ for the following two weeks, after Barbara Walters recommended her to the shows producers. Honestly, I don’t know why everyone hates her, she hasn’t done anything. Although in this case, that’s exactly the problem. Why her? How can someone so bland be placed on a show about giving one’s opinion? Unless I get to see David Beckham bone her in the ass I’m not watching.
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July 30th, 2007
Hayden wears short shorts! FHM Magazine has released a sneak peak of Hayden Panettiere’s photo shoot for the October 2007 UK Issue. You know, she’ll be 18-years-old then. That’s right, boys. In just 22 days you won’t have to feel guilty about getting a raging hard-on when picturing this licking beauty naked.
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