Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend/boy-toy/fuck up of a lover Calum Best was caught on camera snorting lines in a hotel room with two hookers.

The most pathetic part about stories like this one is how many people claim to be disgusted by it, when you know that they themselves have had many a night with hookers and blow and thensome.

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Suicide can be carried out in multiple ways and it seems as though Lindsey Lohan is testing all possible starting points. Just 48 hours after her DUI arrest, Lindsay Lohan was photographed passed out at 4:30 AM, her lips a ghostly white, after a night of too much godknowswhat. She then admitted herself into rehab on Memorial Day. The sad truth is we all know this isn’t rock bottom and nothing is going to change anytime soon. Where’s arrest number 2?

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Two of “The Hills” stars are said to be tying the knot real soon. With only eight months of dating, Heidi Montag said “yes” to Spencer Pratt’s marriage proposal on Tuesday the 22nd.

Of course, I’m merely exaggerating in using the term “stars”. You and I both know that these two douchebags aren’t going to make it past another two months or so. They should be grateful they’ve made it this far in their “career”.

Now, thanks to their recent engagement, I’m sure they somehow manage to squeeze out another 5 more minutes of fame. I smell a new MTV reality show coming.

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Young love can be so sweet. Just four months after his split with former girlfriend of three years Cameron Diaz, new rumors have begun to surface that Justin Timberlake is “in love” with Jessica Biel.

A source close to People Magazine says of the situation,

“She’s the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He’s ready to be serious.”

He managed to find true love just four months after a three year relationship? Yeah, that sounds like a rebound. She probably is just the first chick to offer him her rear for some fun lovin’. Wouldn’t you fall in love with your girlfriend if she let you make sweet sweet lovin’ to this ass?!

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George Clooney leads a hard life. While at an auction yesterday for AIDS charity house AmFar, George Clooney kissed the highest bidder (who was beautiful) for a ridiculous $350,000. Of course George Clooney is in no rush to get married with women literally paying to be with him!!

Food for thought: Just how much drama do you think would have ensued if it had been Lindsay whoring her lips in the name of charity?

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Regardless of Linday Lohan being a member of Alcoholics Anonymous, Svedka vodka has confirmed that they will be the sponsors at her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. Firecrotch may bank close to seven figures for the July 2-3 festivity. Lindsay’s attorney told US Weekly, “This should be one of the best parties ever.”

You may want to hate the girl, but the truth is most of us would kill to get paid seven figures to party. Luckily for us, however, no paparazzi cares enough about us to photograph and document every douchebag we hook up with for all the world to see.

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The image of the late, great Kurt Cobain is being used in a Doc Marten shoe advertisement running in the UK. The shoe company has launched the ad in promotion of its AirWair line, which also features other dead rock stars, including Joe Strummer of the Clash, Joey Ramone of The Ramones, and Sid Vicious of The Sex Pistols.

A rep for the plastic surgery addict says,

“Courtney had no idea this was taking place and would never have approved such a use. She thinks it’s outrageous that a company is allowed to commercially gain from such a despicable use of her husband’s picture. It does appear that in the UK what Dr. Martens has done is allowed. Courtney did not, and would not, approve of such a use of Kurt’s name and likeness.”

Face the facts Courtney, you’re just pissed because you didn’t make any money from his name this time. You’re nothing but trash and the widow to a once a great man and no one wants anything to do with you unless to ridicule you and your botched plastic surgery.

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