New Mexico Police Officer Caught on Tape Having Sex in Public [Video]

Who ever said there weren’t any perks to being a New Mexico state police officer? At the very least, you get some comfortable pants to wear since, of course, you are required to have the biggest sack in the world! Can you believe this guy was having sex with a woman while wearing his utility belt and uniform?! He must be made of brass.

Check out the video from the news report with some pretty funny reactions, after the jump!

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Kim Kardashian is Getting Married This Weekend; Now, Some of Her Hottest Moments [Photos]

With Kim Kardashian set to wed NBA player Kris Humphries this weekend, everyone is talk about what she’ll be wearing. Hey, great. But what we really want to talk about is what she hasn’t… worn. Meaning, we want to give you a nice gallery of some smoking hot Kim Kardashian photos. Think of it as our wedding gift.

Here we give you the best of the best of Kim Kardashian-Humphries. Enjoy it now, because pretty soon she’s going to be somebody’s wife!

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Lucy Pinder Gets Nude For Her 2012 Calendar [Photos]

Have we told you that we love the Internet? What about that we also love Lucy Pinder?

A few days ago we posted what we thought were photos of Lucy Pinder’s 2012 calendar. Apparently we were a year short. And we only found out thanks to the dedicated fans of Ms. Pinder. They really are the best!

Here now, thanks to a tipster, are outtake photos of Ms. Pinder’s 2012 calendar. They are, as expected, hot as hell.

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A Lot Of Americans Think It's Ok To Be Online While Having Sex

You’ve got to be kidding me? A quarter of Americans think it’s all right for people to be online while they have sex? I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely not wanting to share my sexy time with the Internet. The Internet can get its own bang buddy. Find out more about this disturbing trend after the jump.

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Perceptive Celebrity Comment Of The Day 'I Don't Fuck Around On My Wife. I Mean, Check Her Out, Man'

Finally a mediocre looking celebrity who realizes that he hit the jackpot with us hot wife and shouldn’t be messing around on her. Tiger Woods take note. Find out who made the above comment after the jump.

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Guess You're Going To Look For Your Hookers Elsewhere

After toning down their adults section, Craigslist has officially shut down its sexy ads. Kind of a bummer. Find out more after the jump.

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Chelsea Handler’s Sex Tape On The Verge Of Being Released!!

If you thought Chelsea Handler sucked at the VMAs, you apparently haven’t seen anything yet. Well, there isn’t any sucking exactly, but there is definitely some sexin’ going on. Find out how close the world is to seeing Chelsea bang on screen after the jump.

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The Moment You've All Been Waiting For, The Kim Kardashian Blow-Up Doll Is Finally Here!

If you were looking for the perfect present for your buddy, or just looking for an interesting way to spend your Friday night, I think Kinky Kim might be able to help you out. Find out more about the Kim Kardashian-inspired blow-up doll after the jump.

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Karissa Shannon Has Another Sex Tape Floating Around

Damn, this girl was sure busy! Playboy model Karissa Shannon and her former fling, Smallville‘s Sam Jones, made a sex tape that apparently creeper Spencer Pratt got ahold of. Now it’s in Vivid Entertainment’s trusty hands. You know what the means! More details after the jump.

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Joe Jonas' Purity Ring Goes Missing, Are You Actually Surprised He Dates Ashley Greene (PHOTOS)

Did you really think that Joe Jonas‘ purity was going to remain completely intact while he’s hanging out with hottie Ashley Greene!?! The boy may have some will power, but I don’t think anyone could really hold out for that long staring at her. Find out more about Joe’s missing purity ring and indulge in a completely gratuitous gallery of Ashley Greene after the jump.

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