Denise Richards, whoI feel is one of the bigger names in entertainment, if you can call it that, to sink down to the fame purgatory of three-ring reality TV (dishonorable mention: Gene Simmons), taped a very hokey segment of E!’s It’s Complicated With Denise Richards.

D and the gals are having a chardonnay day at the beach, just the four of thems and the sun and shore sparkling with fizzy friendship and a few unobtrusive camera crews zooming in on their crotches for the show, when one of them has an idea.  A topless idea…

“No paparazzi in sight!”

“So, are we going to take the tops off?  There’s no one here.”

“It is pretty quiet!”

OMG, I’ll do it if you do it!

They totally do it!

But then ughhh, a paparazzo starts snapping pictures for all those perverts who look at topless celebrities online where they aren’t even contributing to the ratings of It’s Complicated With Denise Richards!

Here is the video clip of the fracas.  NFSW, kids in the at-working class.

The rest of the stills at Egotastic.

Because pondering the question, “Exactly why is Denise Richards relevant,” has apparently become a big deal in my world I’ve decided to post this video of her massacring the epic baseball anthem, “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.”  I’ve heard children with a limited command of the English language do a better job than that pointy faced monster.  Not that singing got her where she is.  Oh well, at least she’s still got her looks, uh, right?

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The first time I saw these Denise Richards Dancing with the Stars promos I found myself literally screaming at my laptop screen. It may seem extreme, but I find everything about this crazie terrifying. Actually, anyone who marries Charlie Sheen has to be pretty effing crazy. You don’t marry a man everyone knows is into hookers and God knows what else, and then cry about it. It’s like, “Oh, he likes trannies? Gee, who knew?”

An acquaintance friend of mine from my days at FSU is now Denise’s assistant, and I tried digging up some dirt on her, but he has morals and ethics and I couldn’t get him to spill the beans. Instead, he says she’s super nice and super cool. I don’t know what happened man, this kid was all rock ‘n’ roll back in college, and now he’s working for this attention whore. Good for him, I suppose. I hope he gets a fat-ass paycheck for having to deal with her ass all the time.

Anyhoo, whatever. This chick is more plastic than the Barbies I grew up staging threesomes with. And I’m not even talking about her externally. I’m talking about her as a person. Fake, fake, fake, fake. I don’t know her, but I’ll bet you five bucks and my hand around your wang that the only type of deep conversations Denise ever has is talking about how many inches she can fit inside her.

Promo shots in 3…2….1….

Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, please pay homage to Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak aka. The Woz.  Here he is in all his glory getting ready to shake his bonbon for the up and coming season of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars.  Our mission is to get his geeky, chubby ass as far along into the contest as possible.  Actually, we need to get him into the top three.  If the Mormons could do it for fatty Marie Osmond, then the internet can do it for fellow geek The Woz, right?

Every week I’ll be updating how things go for him and his Saturday Night Fever glory.  Let’s hope things go well for him in his first week so this column can last longer than a week.  For the rest of the promo photos for this seasons cast of Dancing With The Stars check out their photos after the jump>>>

Well, I sort of think this photo stands for itself.  I guess after all the allegations Denise Richards made about Charlie Sheen, you could just assume that their marriage was over because she started to turn into Skeletor.  That excuse seems like decent enough grounds for execution to me, as well as divorce.

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Man, how this star has fallen.  Well, I guess it’s more or less exploded, super nova style.  Does anyone else remember how hot she was in Starship Troopers?  It’s like her entire career from that point on was one big joke, which is ironic since her smile is eerily similar to the joker.  Maybe this was her master plan after all.

Denise Richards‘ reality show has been canceled. Let us all commemorate the good times with a moment of silence.

Alright, now what were we talking about again? Oh, right. Denise Richards no longer being relevant.

E! has pink-slipped Denise Richards’ reality show.

Richards, who went to court last year to fight ex-husband Charlie Sheen for rights to have their children appear on the show “It’s Complicated,” turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.

A show low-light was her confrontation with an editor for a magazine over how she has been portrayed in the tabloid press.

“The numbers started out pretty good – just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. “

Since you probably were tricked into watching at least five seconds of that terrible show by that girl you dated and never put out, I’ve decided to repay you myself by posting nude photos of her after the jump.

Why haven’t I been served with a Nobel Peace Prize already? God, I’m such a humanitarian.

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Uncensored NSFW Playboy photos and then some right about… NOW!

Photos like this one above turn my brain to cottage cheese.  Whole milk, not that fat-free junk.

Does Denise Richards really think we’re going to look at this photo of her playing in the water and go, ‘Aw, maybe we have it all wrong.  She’s not a bitch ex-wife, money hungry whore, or husband stealer.  No, she’s just a girl and her two girls trying to make it in the world!’

Actually, I watched her show this past Sunday (I know, I know) in which she held interviews for a new personal assistant and wouldn’t you know it, one of the guys who applied was a friend of mine in college.  I hope he gets the job.  I need the inside scoop on this c^nt.

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Um, nice hat?

Actress Money-grubbing Whore Denise Richards paid MTV’s TRL a visit yesterday.

She recently told Larry King she’s whoring out her children for her new reality show because she needs the money to support them.  Riiiight.  Did I mention she makes $52,000 a month tax-free in child support?

A rep for ex-husband Charlie Sheen released a statement yesterday, saying, “The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.”

Truly one of the ugliest people in the industry inside and out.

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Did any of you check out the preview of Denise Richards‘ new reality TV show It’s Complicated as shown last night on E!?

She’s as shitty an actress and as vacant a person as we all thought she was before the show.

Denise didn’t clear up the rumors, she solidified them.

Charlie Sheen would have watched, but he was too busy tagteaming two hookers.

In a recent interview with Denise Richards, the Hollywood skank told Shape Magazine that she refuses to talk about her weight or any image-related issues in front of her two little girls because she doesn’t want them to grow up “dissatisfied with their bodies.”

Via People Magazine:

“I’ll never talk about weight around them,” the actress tells Shape magazine in its May issue. “And they’ll never hear me say, ‘Mommy’s feeling fat today.’ That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies.”

Instead, Richards says she tries to set an active example for her girls, Sam, 4, and Lola, 2.

“Working out is part of my life, not just an I-have-to-get-ready-for-a-photo-shoot thing,” she tells the magazine. “I exercise almost every day. The girls usually play in the workout room with me, so they’re learning by example.”

Huh, I wonder if she was leading by example when she stole her best friend’s husband?

This tramp needs to just keep that purge finger lodged in her mouth so that none of us ever have to hear her crap ever again.

Below are photos of Denise whoring it up as a Pussycat Doll in Las Vegas back in 2006.

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