After singing Demi Moore‘s praises the other day, we couldn’t help but shout her out once again with these ultra sexy TwitPics. Check out more after the jump.

While I’m always a little on the fence about Twitter photshoots, I must admit that Demi looks amazing. With a body like that, I’d be standing in the mirror with my camera phone all day long too.

Sidenote: A few tabloids are reporting that Ashton Kutcher has been stepping out on his wifey. I think it’s safe to say that Ashton is even dumber than we all thought if that is really the case. What 47-year-old woman is going to ever look like that?

Via: The Daily Mail

Demi Moore and hubby Ashton Kutcher recently took to the stage to have some fun with the Dogfather himself, Snoop Dogg. The sight of the uber sexy Demi prompted us to take a gander at some of this stunner’s sexiest moments. Happy Tuesday everyone. Check out the photos after the jump.

Enjoying the festivities at the Fantasy Football Superdraft Weekend concert in Las Vegas, Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher hopped on stage and started to rap along with Snoop. While, I question the hotness of the fire those two were spitting, you can tell by the photo above that Demi certainly looked hot at as hell doing whatever it was she was doing.

Hence it was only the next logical leap to throw together a gallery of her sexiest moments from Striptease to Charlie’s Angels and everything in between.

Via: Contact Music

It is hard for me to muster up the strength to utter one negative word against the uberly awesome, proverbially gorgeous Demi Moore, but I can’t even resist taking a stab at Mrs. Ashton Kutcher about this one. Recently, Twiter-happy Demi came across the tweets of equally Twitter-happy Kim Kardashian. And Demi was not pleased with what she saw. More after the jump.

After a night out with LaLa Vasquez, Serena Williams and Kelly Rowland, Kim tweeted a pic of her and her ladies with the caption ‘big pimpin.’ That didn’t sit well with Demi, who retweeted Kim asking what she meant by ‘big pimpin.’ Confusion soon ensued:

Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian: Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez

Doesn’t everyone? LOL RT @mrskutcher Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian Big Pimpin

@mrskutcher Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club! Having a girls night out, gotta love that song!

@KimKardashian No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!

if we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the “pimp” culture

Just so ya’ll are clear I like @KimKardashian I was just making a point about how we have used a word and desensitized the real meaning

Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation

Good point!I agree! It was just a song not literal RT @mrskutcher 2create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk&willing 2 provoke thought

Ok, simmer down there Demi. While I certainly commend her efforts at ending slavery around the world, does Kim Kardashian really strike you as the type to make a malicious statement about human bondage (and no, not that kind you pervert)?

Via: Perez Hilton

At a recent party Demi Moore decided to show the room that she still remembered all those valuable moves she learned from “Striptease.” So she hoped up on the pole and let the magic happen. One partygoer told Life & Style :

There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes. Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.”

Incredible is an understatement! That must have been quite the sight to see. The already glorious moment got just that much hotter when Demi decided it was time for her daughter, Rumer Willis, to show the crowd what her mama gave her. Jennifer Aniston, Leonard DiCaprio and even stepdad Ashton Kutcher cheered on the happy hot duo while they put their pole-dancing skills to good use. The partygoer said that in addition to Leo giving Ashton a high-five as the ladies danced, Kelso also put his arm around both lovely ladies, clearly approving of their stripper skills. We would be proud too Ashton. But in case you are wondering where Demi’s pole-dancing chops came from, allow me to direct your attention to the video after the jump. Check out a mid-90′s, completely hot Demi Moore as she bumps, grind and strips to her skivvies in this clip from “Striptease.”

Via: Life & Style

Click here to view the embedded video.

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

Click here for the list of winners.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

Eva Mendes…. Needs to just hurry up and starting attending red-carpet events in some scantily-clad, see-through French maid uniform.

Drew Barrymore… Someone needs to keep an eye on her. Getting drunk and playing dress-up in your mom’s clothes and makeup is not hot.

Kate Beckinsale… Outshines most of these b!tchez.

Olivia Wilde… Is in severe need of a protein shot….or ten…million. 

Megan Fox… The girl is already ruining her good looks. She looks more like a statue than she does human. No me gusta.

Cameron Diaz… Is a prime example of how sun can age someone real fast. I still like her though. She’s a happy person. I like happy and natural, then trying to be sexy and plastic. *Cough* Megan Fox *Cough Cough*

Anne Hathaway… “Get Smart” sucked sweaty, old-man balls, but if she really is as good as people say she was in “Rachel Getting Married” then I’ll forgive her and her horse-mug.

Jennifer Lopez… Your heydays are over. Quit showing us your Rican rump roast and flat-chest in a plunging neckline. We don’t care.

Kate Winslet… H-O-T. I don’t know when this happened, but more power to her!

Renee Zellweger… “Empire Records” was still her best movie. Now she just looks like a mess-of-a-person with a bird’s nest for hair, who strangely enough has a nice b-u-t-t-. She must have borrowed Eva Longoria’s butt pad after she got knocked -up.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 3

Beyonce… I’m so over her, but kudos to her anyway.

Rumer Willis… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Salma Hayek… This woman had a kid not too long ago and look at how ridiculously amazing she looks already! Puta!  Go ahead, call me out. I’m totally jealous. It’s true. Even Jesus jerks to this broad.

Jennifer Morrison… I love her on House and she definitely needs more attention from Hollywood. Again, another chick who’s always smiling. It’s such a great trait.

Miley Cyrus… You’re still underage. Put away your damn t!ts! Didn’t your momma raise you better? Oh, wait. Clearly that’s a N-O.

Heidi Klum…This woman is the definition of a MILF. She’s so beautiful people on the streets must just stare at her like she was a goddess resurrected from the heavens.

Lisa Rinna... A prime example of why you should be happy with what you were born with and avoid going under the knife. 

Brooke Burke… Wild On E! needs to come back with her as the host. That show was awesome. Then they went ahead and replaced it with Taradise. We should have known right then the network would host so many crappy reality shows endorsing morons.

- FIN -

Eva Longoria

America Ferrera

Amanda Seyfried

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelina Jolie

Demi Moore

More Golden Globe glamour in 3…2….1…. Isla Fisher

Evan Rachel Wood

Christina Applegate

Elizabeth Banks

Anna Paquin

Amy Adams

Sandra Bullock

Rita Wilson

Sure, Demi Moore looks fantastic for someone closing in on a hundred.  Only she’s closing in on a hundred and should remind herself of such things.  Go home and pretend to be dead or something.  I don’t want to her out unless it’s to go to the store to buy herself Metamucil and Depends.  I don’t care if her husband is half her age and cute.  She needs to pick her sagging face off the ground and get away from the cameras.

Here’s the old beast at the premiere of her film Flawless, which is the opposite of what she looks like.

Demi Moore paid the “Late Show with David Letterman” a visit in New York City earlier today, where she stood outside momentarily and gave fans and the paps a less-than-stellar photo opp of her.

I’m not certain what’s going on in this photograph, but I believe that’s Demi trying to smile. Or maybe she’s trying desperately to hold back the tears as men angrily yell out how deceived they feel every time they have to stare at her daughter Rumer Willis‘ unfortunate face.

Rumer Willis gave her mother a run for her money when the two showed up at some event in Beverly Hills last night.

The problem? Her mother is Demi f^cking Moore and she’s Rumer f^cking Willis!

A trannie can put on a push up bra, but it’s still a tranny!!

Here’s Chin Face dressed in drag accompanied by her mom, Demi Moore, and her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher.

Actress Party girl Rumor Willis attended the 2nd Annual Think PR Pre-Sundance Lounge at Whiskey Blue in Brentwood, California yesterday. I bet you she’s pissed she won’t be Miss Golden Globe anymore, what with the awards show being canceled and all.

Whatever. The girl doesn’t deserve any more recognition. Her head is already too big for that body of hers, especially when you consider she hasn’t done jack.

“I feel like I’m really famous now. Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is. It’s a 24-hour job,” she says.

“It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you. Being famous isn’t going to parties … it’s about being able to use the power that we all have to kind of give back.”

Douche.

I’ve seen hemroids more attractive than her. See, kids, this is what happens when one’s mother has so much plastic surgery that it can no longer be determined what their offspring will look like.

Photo of Rumer’s sexy momma Demi Moore after the jump!

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