We love when hot girls decide to scrawl out all their thoughts in book form. We don’t love it because some profound, life-altering revelations are made, but because it almost always guarantees that something slightly stupid or incredibly embarrassing will be said. So we thank you, Daisy Fuentes, for proving us right.

Latina Magazine is featuring excerpts from Daisy’s book “Unforgettable You: Master The Elements Of Style, Spirituality And True Beauty.” It’s hilarious., yet somewhat strange.

Does size matter?

Having a very small penis can affect his self esteem. Some guys deal with it by buying a Porsche or a Hummer.

Should you ever fake orgasm?

Faking an orgasm is like giving your dog a treat when he poops on the carpet. Your guy needs to know what works and what doesn’t. The only way he can find out is by your reaction.

What if one of you wants a third party?

If I’m really honest (principles aside), it’s like when you go to an amusement park with two friends. Someone rides alone, and it’s not going to be me.

Is there really such a thing as the Mile-High Club?

Yes, there is. I’d recommend doing it only if you’re on a private jet, though.

The orgasm analogy is still a little concerning, but if that’s how you want to think about the Big O who are we to stop you.

Via: Guanabee

Here are two women sure to make your nipples tingle.  Model Daisy Fuentes and actress Kate Beckinsale dressed to impress at the Reopening of the Burberry Beverly Hills Store in California yesterday.

Fine wine cannot compare to these two.  They have quite possibly gotten hotter with each passing year.  Especially, Daisy. Me likey. La muy caliente Cubana, indeed.  Especially when you throw in her idea of partying.

Cuban-American Daisy Fuentes.

41 and still as caliente as ever.

More of Daisy right about… NOW!

Rod Stewart‘s 37-year-old wife Penny Lancaster whipped out her breasts for some quick nipple sucking action while on a yacht in Capri, Italy over the weekend.

In case you were wondering why older men wind up dating women nearly 30 years younger than them the answer is simple: they put out.

Methinks she got this public nipple sucking idea from Daisy Fuentes.

More NSFW nipple sucking photos after the jump!

Dang, girl! Check out Cuban-American sexpot Daisy Fuentes looking all fierce in a knee length tight black dress People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful party in NYC yesterday.

This right here is my kind of skinny, as opposed to this. Age 41 and still as fine as ever.

Does Daisy make you tingle in all the right places?

In doubt?  Check out these photos of her boyfriend sucking her nipples in public. Hot.

Former MTV VJ Daisy Fuentes was photographed getting some quality attention while vacationing in the beaches of France with her boyfriend this past weekend.

Now, I’m not saying Daisy is the same size as Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I think it’s safe to say the media would have most likely been overly critical of the Cuban-American hottie’s body had her titties not been wildly flapping in the air.

This photo of her man suckling on her tits is really quite a sight. I mean, dayum — homegirl isn’t even attempting to hide! If she’s anything like me, she probably gets off at the idea of others watching. Proving once again that we Latina’s know how to get down and dirrty.

More NSFW photos after the jump!

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