Perpetually voluptuous and incredibly stacked Coco Austin was also on hand this weekend at the Amp Energy Bullrun. Though Kim Kardashian certainly stole the show in her skin-tight white catsuit, Coco held it down in the juicy booty department as well. Check out more photos of Ice-T‘s wifey after the jump.

Via: The Superficial

After the haters over at MySpace decided to take down an a$$centric photo posted by Ice-T’s main squeeze CoCo Austin, Twitter followed suit. Are you guys serious?!? Check out the photo that got CoCo’s Twitter account suspended after the jump.

Clearly CoCo was not pleased by all the anti-a$$ sentiment that was being tossed around and immediately turned to Twitter to vent her frustration:

What the hell…..Why is my Twitpic account suspended.This is crazy!!I put a lot of heart into all my pics.. now it disappeared……

This is a very sad day for me!I’m doing my best to get someones attention at twitpic so I can get my account reinstated.This sucks…

OH,My twitpic account is back up..They took the ass-crack pic down.I don’t know why it caused a stir in all media?It caused stupid attention

So I have to speak mind for a sec…How is it OK for girls to have boob cleavage & people freak out when they see butt cleavage..

Leave it to CoCo to make her plump booty plight an equality issue between behind and boobs. But our girl does have a good point. With boobs hanging out at every turn, why did MySpace and Twitter get so bent out of shape about a little booty?

Via: Perez Hilton

You can call CoCo Austin a lot of things…and well-endowed is definitely one of the them. Now I’m sort of wondering what is possessing Ice-T‘s wifey to get her workout on in stripper heels, but I’m not hating. Though between what she is lifting and the sheer weight of her ass, I’m surprised that she didn’t bust her behind doing those squats.

Via: Perez Hilton

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

When you’re answering a job posting on Craigslist for “celebrity needed,” the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  ”Some or no education,” “discreet at pre-noon drinking,” “have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with,” “can sign own name,” etc.

So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, “Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4.”  So really, there’s no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.  

Via ONTD, Bossip, WWTDD.

Mac vs. PC?  Misguided.  The real market threat to Macs is Ice T.  He wrote Cop Killa, then was a cop on TV, then married a stack of boobs.  Now, he mostly just hangs out at home looking for stuff to do, and is like, CoCo, honey, whatever happened to that old Mac laptop we had?  Have I destroyed it with a hammer yet?

He hadn’t, but he fixes that right quick in this video.  You see how he takes out the battery first, because maybe he’ll find a use for it later?  In these times, even musical superstars destroying stuff for no reason need to be practical about it.  In case maybe he buys the exact same 5-year-old computer, but it doesn’t come with a battery.  Won’t even be a problem.  

Also funny that he keeps mentioning the need to destroy the hard drive because someone may come looking for his “secrets.”  Like what?  Pictures of his balloon-animal wife that haven’t bounced around the internet already?  It is unclear what secrets he is referring to.

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Women are hard on each other for using plastic surgery (on reality TV anyway), but I think I speak for many or even most men when I say, whatever works.  And now Hungarians are realizing that even if beauty is only an injection deep, um, who cares?

But face lifts, breast implants or other “body work” are the requirements for contestants of the Miss Plastic Hungary pageant.

“Ever had plastic surgery to become beautiful? Are you proud of your body? Would you like to put yourself to the test?”

“Would you like to be judged and ranked on the part of your body you were least proud and most insecure about??”  But your fairweather Botox Betty can sit this one out: serious applicants only!  Which means…  

“The entry requirement is a surgical procedure done under general or local anesthesia,” said Reka Bodis, press director of the pageant.

“Unfortunately, people in Hungary are still rather negative about ladies who have had (cosmetic) surgery and there are also a lot of stereotypes going about,” Bodis said. “We are not seeking to promote extremely large breasts and the like.”

But if it happens, they’ll probably just go with it.

The pageant is scheduled for October 9th, and already more than 100 stitched-up ladies are on the roster.  Prizes are awarded for Fakest Breasts, Fakest Nose, Sturdiest Peg Leg, and Most Realistic Penis.

Source: Reuters.

And live out her fantasies, she does.  Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin likes to take her act to the exact limits that she can, which is sort of appropriate for the woman better known as CoCo and her banging booty.

To check out the rest of this photo shoot and her accompanying video keep reading after the jump>>>

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Good morning lovelies!  It’s Thursday and that’s one more day closer to Friday and that’s about the best thing I can think of.  Well, other than Coco‘s Marilyn photoshoot here, which can start the morning off right.  Man, she might not be the prettiest chick of all time, but she certainly oozes sex and that’s got to stand for something.

Click here to check out the rest of the photos from this set>>>

Whoa!  CoCo, better watch out cause her super famous camel toe will become obsolete with this wonderful product!  Let me introduce you to the Cuchini!  It is suited to help prevent all your creepy camel toe problems so that everyone you come into contact with won’t have to get sick when they see your creepy labia lips…yum!

For more about the Cuchini and a video about the product keep reading after the jump>>>

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Source: Dlisted

Here is model Nicole CoCo Austin and Ice-T celebrating her 30th birthday at the Imperial Club in New York City earlier this month. Dang, man. Ice-T piece must be at least 12 inches. How does he manage to hit the G-spot with all that excess padding?! She’s like one of those gumball machine guessing games. How many gumballs do you think fit in Nicole CoCo Austin’s ass? Well, how many do you think?