Doesn’t it suck when you realize someone you once crushed on turned out to look completely busted?

Case in point, actress Claire Danes, seen here at the premiere of “Confessions of a Shopaholic” in New York City yesterday.

I used to love this chick during her My So-Called Life days, along with the entire decade of reruns on MTV after it originally aired. But now… I don’t know. Look at that mug! Dude, she’s not even 30 yet and already she just looks… old. Kinda looks like Madonna, minus the wrinkled and manhands. 

Kinda makes me wonder what my ex-boyfriends look like now? Question: If gravity affects our boobs, what does it do to a dude’s sack? Does it sag more? I wanna know!!!

Scarlett Johansson

Eva Mendes

Ivanka Trump

Beyonce

Eva Longoria Parker

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Blake Lively

Victoria Beckham

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Lopez

Mischa Barton

Emmy Rossum

Naomi Watts

More ladies after the jump!

Karolina Kurkova

Jennifer Connelly

Kate Bosworth

Katie Holmes

Thandie Newton

Rachel Bilson

Taylor Swift

Christy Turlington

Kristin Davis

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Claire Danes

Helena Christensen

Dita Von Teese

Claire Danes didn’t wear a bra when visiting MuchOnDemand to promote her new movie “Stardust” in Toronto yesterday. And luckily for us the cameras captured everything. We’re not allowed to show it to you here, but let me tell you it’s a pretty good looking nipple. No puffiness or crazy unplucked hairs or anything.