So Burlesque will not be winning an Oscar anytime soon, but at least it gives red-blooded men around the world a legitimate excuse to look at half-naked women gyrating and shaking it. Check out the trailer after the jump.

Christina Aguilera doesn’t look half bad, we’re pretty impressed.

Via: Deadbolt

Click here to view the embedded video.

The striptease music video is something of a rite for American lady popstars, the point at which the singer decides it’s time, career-wise, to say look, I’m Sexual!  Though, in fact, everyone else was having these thoughts for years.  Britney‘s done it, Madonna‘s done it, Xtina was basically orbiting a stripper pole from 2002 to 2005.  And now, a little belatedly, Shakira‘s doing one.

It’s for the new single “She Wolf.”  Says the director, “Shakira is getting in touch with her inner She Wolf which is a kind of predatory sensuality.”  Though she’s in a cage, which is great for the whole stripper thing, but kind of deflates the predator metaphor, you know?  Behind-the-scenes footage and a clip from the new vid, ATJ.  

The director is funny too.  He looks just like a really fabulous Luis Guzman.

Also, fact: “Hips Don’t Lie” is the most successful single in the world on the charts so far this century.

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Check out these photos of Christina Aguilera flashing her neon-pink bra outside Villa Lounge in West Hollywood after attending Perez Hilton‘s birthday bash.

These photos raise some interesting questions. As a female, I cannot help but label her a “slut” at the sight of her bra, especially because she is not a mother and wife. And yet, a part of me thinks that just because she’s married with a kid doesn’t mean she should have to compromise her sexuality. 

It may not be a slippery slope to becoming Shauna Sand, but still, I don’t know that I’d even take that chance. Surely there’s a better way to show your sexual energy than with a bright pink bra, red heals, and “Hooker Barbie Pink” lipstick.

What’s your opinion of Christina’s look– Hot or Not?

Scope out our gallery of the buxom blonde here.

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For recently falling apart after the birth of her son, Christina Aguilera better thank the Gods that touch up her photos.  They are probably the same gods that do Mariah Carey’s photos, oh well.

I haven’t been able to find her attractive since she gave birth to the tiny troll that will grow up to look like the bigger troll that she’s married to.

For more of Christina’s Cosmopolitan Sweden photo shoot follow the jump…

With the year quickly coming to a close, what better way to recap the year then by looking back at the F-Listed Galleries that held your attention year-round.

That’s right, boys and girls, here you have it– the Top 25 Galleries of 2008. Methinks your nether regions will be pleased. Here’s hoping anyway!

Enjoy!

Check out the Top 25 Galleries of 2008 in 3…2…1…

#25 – Salma Hayek Gallery

#24 – Josie Maran Gallery

#23 – Christina Aguilera Gallery

#22 – Mila Kunis Gallery

#21 – Eva Mendes Gallery

#20 – Kate Beckinsale Gallery

#19 – Britney Spears Gallery

#18 – Rihanna Gallery

#17 – Vida Guerra Gallery

#16 – Gemma Atkinson Gemma Atkinson

#15 – Keeley Hazell Gallery

#14 – Padma Lakshmi Gallery

#13 – Jessica Simpson Gallery

#12 – Stacey Dash Gallery

#11 – Jessica Biel Gallery

#10 – Nicole CoCo Austin Gallery

#9 – Jessica Alba Gallery

#8 – Hayden Panettiere Gallery

#7 – Lindsay Lohan Gallery

#6 – Tila Tequila Gallery

#5 – Denise Milani Gallery

#4 – Bar Rafaeli Gallery

#3 – Megan Fox Gallery

#2 – Snatches in Bikinis Gallery

#1 – Kim Kardashian Gallery

Christina Aguilera can go to her death bed thinking she was the first idiot to have a birthday with the Clockwork Orange theme. But she can die knowing she was the first person to choose that theme and get it wrong by neglecting to rememer the mega jock strap.

Anyways, here’s Christina and her husband that looks likes a damned foot at her stupid party…

Christina Aguilera was in a LA suburb trying to pawn her perfume off on tweens.

I say tweens cause no self respecting grown woman would buy perfume from a lady dressed like a damned pinata.  This comes from the woman that secretly loves Britney Spears’s terrible perfume.  Barf

Here are some pics of Christina Aguilera walking the red carpet and gyrating her 27-year-old MILF ass on stage at the 2008 American Music Awards in Los Angeles, California yesterday. 

I have a feeling Christina might turn out to be the next Madonna.  I sure as hell wouldn’t be surprised. Sure, Christina doesn’t have the soiled past the material girl is notorious for, but she certainly is clinging on to her sex symbol status just as hard.   

Don’t get me wrong, my nipples got a little hard while scoping out the pics, but I kinda wished she wouldn’t have worn an outfit that emphasized the baby pooch. At some point you just have to look at yourself in the mirror and realize it’s time to put the fishnets and body suit corsets away.

For pics of Xtina shaking what she’s got on stage, click

Christina Aguilera attended some event in Los Angeles last night, where she seemed to have had one too many Cosmopolitans as judged by these photos of her leaving the event.

I really shouldn’t judge Christina.  If I had to go home to swap DNA with a chimpanzee every night, I’d get hammered too. At least it’s not acid. Can you imagine trying to have sex with a chimpanzee on acid? You might never look at banana splits the same way ever again.

In other news, the singer is said to be collaborating with the electrobands Ladytron and Goldfrapp. I nearly shoved a pencil in my ear when I heard this. Why Ladytron?! Why?!

Not familiar with Ladytron, take a peak after the jump. So good.

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