Charlize Theron where have you been? It feels like it’s been far too since we’ve seen you in all your hot glory. So that’s why we’re so happy you decided to strip down to your skivvies for the good folks over at Elle. Check out more photos of the ravishing Charlize after the jump.

Yup…she’s still got it.

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With multiple awards designated to honor Hollywood’s hottest women, Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards was bound to be an incredible affair. Find out which hotties were named Holy Grail of Hot and recognized for a Decade of Hotness after the jump.

Some of the hottest women in the world were present as Spike TV handed out it’s annual Guy’s Choice Awards. So it was no easy decision to crown some of this year’s winners, but the people spoke and it was Jessica Biel who was named this year’s Holy Grail of Hot. Her A-Team castmates presented her with the award and Jessica went on to thank them with a little too much information:

“I want to thank my hottest of hot cast mates. Zoe—I can’t believe I’m in the same category as you—you are the hottest of hot. And guys, I think about you too when I…entertain myself.”

Charlize Theron was also on hand to receive her own sexy honor with the Decade of Hotness award:

“My skirt is shorter than the cocktail waitresses. Ben and I did a film together, but I wasn’t hot back then, so I want to apologize to Ben. Ten years of hotness? More like 9—2003 was a fat year, but it got me an Oscar. This award is like my Oscar…but much less important.”

Yeah, we’re glad you got rid of that extra cushion for the pushin’ too.

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If you are a fan of Charlize Theron then you will undoubtedly love these sexy shots taken as found in the Sept. issue of Vanity Fair Italy.

Between her “O” face and inner thigh rubbing all signs indicate Charlize is about to have some alone time with herself as dirty thoughts sweep over her.

An advocate of alone time, it’s amazing to think that a mere 15 minutes of playing with yourself can alleviate so much stress. To masturbation!

The ever beautiful South African native Charlize Theron at the “Hancock” Japan Premiere in Tokyo, Japan earlier today.

Interesting face she’s making. Kind of makes you wonder if that’s her “O” face.

Check out the Charlize Theron spread in the July ’08 issue of British GQ Magazine.

Hollywood needs more women like Charlize.  Sophisticated, classy, humble, gorgeous, and never one to let a perfectly good apple go to waste.

She’s like Jesus and stuff. I bet she could even turn water into wine if she wanted to.

More photos after the jump!

Charlize Theron and her purple people eater at a special Christian Dior Runway show at Gustavino’s in NYC yesterday.

I love Charlize, but this look is awful!

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of when I saw Charlize Theron holding the microphone was her performing fellatio?

An undeniable beauty, Charlize exudes sex appeal from every pore in her body.  She’s the kind of gal I can see getting down a dirty on a man’s balls, but at the end of the day meeting the ‘rents is still in the cards.

Here’s South African beauty Charlize Theron at the 2008 AFI Dallas Film Festival’s closing night gala earlier this month.

Bonus gallery after the jump!

Charlize Theron, 32, might not have a ring around her wedding finger, but that hasn’t stopped the South African model/actress from dreaming of starting a family.

During a recent interview with In Touch Weekly, she said of her plans for a family:

“I’ve been thinking about becoming a mom for a couple of years now. My biological clock is ticking, but it hasn’t gone off yet. I couldn’t hope for my career to be going any better, and I have found the great love of my life in my relationship.”

“I think we’re ready to start having kids running around the house. I’m ready to take on the responsibility of motherhood, and Stuart is the man I want to share parenthood with.”

So does this mean we’ll be hearing wedding sometime soon? Actor Stuart Townsend, of whom she makes reference in the interview, has been her loyal boyfriend since 2001. The couple is not married.

If a baby is what she desires, then more power to her.  Better her than me.  Charlize is a beautiful woman, and I have no doubt she’ll make an even more beautiful one pregnant.

More photos after the jump!

Undeniable hotties Padma Lakshmi and Charlize Theron attended the after party for the film “Sleepwalking” in New York City yesterday.

Of all the female celebs out there, these two are at the top of my list.  What I wouldn’t give to have just one night of pleasure with either of them.  Classy, sophisticated, yet sexy.

If you could have a night with Padma Lakshmi or Charlize Theron, which would you bang?

More photos after the jump!

Charlize Theron was named “Woman of the Year” by Hasty Pudding Theatricals at Harvard University.

Theron led a parade through Harvard Square, was then honored with a comedic roast, and given a gold-colored pudding pot. She said of her trophy, “I’m going to make a stew, then I’m going to eat it.”

When asked which she valued more, her Pudding Pot or her Oscar she answered,

“I know you want me to say that the Oscar sucks and this is better,” she said. “There are no men in drag at the Oscars like there are here. I’ve never been surrounded by so many fake breasts.”

Then again, considering Hollywood’s penchant for plastic surgery, she added, “Actually, I think I was at the Oscars.”

Above everything else I just feel bad for this dude in the picture. Remove the makeup and tits and he doesn’t exactly become sexy.  This is probably the closest he’s even been with a chick. Actually, he’s a drama kid so that’s completely untrue.  Drama chicks always put out.

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