I’m still not too sure how I feel about this, but my initial guess is that it’s going to be crap-tastically awesome. Rumor has it that Paramount has enlisted the services of Brian Gatewood and Alessandro Tanaka to bring Baywatch to the big screen! Yes you read that correctly, Baywatch! As in overzealous chest hair and blonde beauties in red bathing suits. There aren’t too many details floating around about casting choices and whatnot, but sources do say is that the movie will take on a fun, action sort of vibe, similar to Charlie’s Angels.

Baywatch was a colossal hit in every country known to man during its more than ten year run, so I’ve got a feeling that even if this movie completely blows it’s going to be a hit. And plus can you really say no to bikini-clad hotties running in slow motion? I think not!

And what could be a better opportunity to throw together a gallery of your favorite Baywatch babes than after hearing the news of a possible movie. Check out Carmen, Pamela, Tracy and some more of the hottest Baywatch bathing beauties after the jump.

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We knew Carmen Electra was quite the catch. Gorgeous, successful, but now we can add utterly awesome to the list as well. The actress recently said that she is not chomping at the bit to walk down the aisle with fiance Rob Patterson. She told People:

“We’re happy the way things are. We’re not really putting that added, extra pressure on the relationship.”

“If we decide that, then we will get married, but we’re just happy being together.”

The sexy star has been down the aisle twice before, once to retired NBA player Dennis Rodman (what the hell was she thinking?) and once to Dave Navarro (slightly more acceptable than Dennis, the dude who married himself). But regardless of Carmen’s reasons to forego shelling out hundreds of thousands of dollars on an event that will last a few hours and a dress that will be worn once, we applaud her. When every celebrity couple is trying to have the biggest, most bad ass wedding sprawled across US Weekly, it’s nice the Carmen is taking a different route. And hey fellas, as long as it’s not official, she can still change her mind. So you still have a chance, maybe.

Via: People

Earlier this year, I may have commented that Carmen Electra had been looking beat, but she actually appears to have it together in this sexy pastie wearing photo shoot for her Las Vegas show Crazy Horse Paris.  Really that’s all I have to say today because she might look like a monster tomorrow, but I am digging the garters and the pasties and that’s what counts.

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Here’s the trajectory of Carmen Electra’s professional life: Prince chooses her stage name for her (and if you think about it, once you’re going by “Carmen Electra,” you are setting yourself up to have Carmen Electra’s exact life), then she’s in Playboy, then she’s in Baywatch, then Dennis Rodman is in her, then she’s in Meet the Spartans.  Where do you go from there?  Logically, to the stage of the Crazy Horse Paris at Las Vegas’s MGM Grand. 

A rep for Crazy Horse Paris, the a topless cabaret show at MGM Grand, tells PEOPLE that Carmen Electra has signed on to star in a week’s worth of shows in July.

“She’s not going topless, but she will be wearing very little. She’s going to wear whatever she is comfortable with,” the rep says.

I mean, the woman is obviously completely comfortable with going topless.  On the other hand: tassels!!  Electra (who is like 37, apparently!  She looks pretty great!) explained,

“It is such an iconic show and I was in awe after seeing it for the first time,” Electra says in statement. “The dancers and the performances are so sensual and sexy.”

Holly Madison is doing a strip show in Vegas as well, also in July.

Source: People.  Flight information for Las Vegas: Expedia.

How’s that saying go again? Something old, something blue, something used? Or wait, is it…I forget.

Reminding us once again that sex sells, here are former nudie Playboy gals Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, and Kim Kardashian getting paid to look pretty and do nothing at the 6th Annual Leather and Laces Celebration in Tampa, Florida Friday.

I feel like pairing these three together should be quite sexually enticing, and yet somehow it manages to fall short. Maybe it’s something to do with terrifying visual that is Dennis Rodman and Ray J. trying to fertilize their seeds. Just a hunch.

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Here you are, my dearest d!cks and cl!ts, Carmen Electra nude in the January 2009 issue of Playboy Magazine. This issue also marks the publication’s 55th anniversary.

I’m still astounded by the fact that they chose Carmen as the cover girl for their anniversary issue. Thank God for Photoshop, otherwise these photos would be even less appealing.

It’s not necessarily that they are bad photos, but with all the delicious choices in Hollywood models, you’d think they’d have gone with someone more contemporary. Someone to set the tone for the future of Playboy. Instead, they went backwards in time.

Take a look at the pics and let me know what you think. I’m really curious what you think of the spread and Playboy having chosen her. I grew up on Playboy, and I always thought is meant something grand to grace it’s pages, but now, not so much.

For the Uncensored NSFW nude pics of Carmen in Playboy’s 55th, click

Right now all I can do is shake my head in disappointment to keep from finding Hugh Hefner and kicking him in his old man nuts.  

So remember a few months back when Playboy Magazine offered Brooke Hogan the coveted 55th Anniversary cover of their gentlemen’s magazine? Yeah, well, she turned them down and they decided to give it to Carmen Electra.  

If this isn’t proof positive Hugh has gone completely off the deep end, then I don’t know what is.  They passed on photographing Marisa Miller in the nude, but found it perfectly okay to try and revive some 1990 glamour girl’s floundering career?

C’mon, Playboy, I thought you were better than that.  I mean, Carmen Electra? Carmen freaking Electra?!  If they were going to go the ’90s glamour route, the least they could have done was chosen Jenny McCarthy. That chick has still got it.

Here is Carmen Electra in Playboy Magazine’s January 2009 issue, which doubles as their 55th Anniversary edition.

“Disaster Movie” actress Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo are busy promoting the flick, as seen here during a taping of the all-girl crew at Fuse’s “Boys of Summer” in New York City yesterday.

How can three seemingly sexy ladies be so unappealing?  Kim isn’t so bad, but Carmen is really starting to lose her face. Literally.  I don’t if that called aging or what, but she isn’t holding up quite as well as I’d anticipated. And Vanessa… Ugh.

Vanessa strikes me as the type of girl who pretends she likes swallowing, but then you marry her and suddenly she doesn’t even like giving a guy head. Thanks, but no thanks!

Carmen Electra took some time off her stripper pole to sign press junk with Kim Kardashian at Comic Con in San Diego over the weekend for their upcoming film flop, “Disaster Movie.”

Kim might have the more upper and lower padding then Carmen, but then again Carmen has videos (See here and here) teaching women on how to be better lovers by adding stripper talents to their bedroom skills. And if you’ve seen the Ray J/Kim K tape then you know Kim obviously never even heard of such tapes.

It’s your choice… which ass?

More photos after the jump!

Awesome, I’d managed to go my entire life without contracting STDs and now this venereal disease transporter had to pass it on to me.  No, Carmen, I don’t want your oral herpes. But I appreciate your thought and consideration.

When I was a freshman in college I went to the health center after thinking I had contracted herpes.  I’d only slept with two dudes my entire life at this point, but knew that meant nothing.

The entire day prior to my appointment I just kept staring at photos of people with herpes.  Herpes in their genital region, herpes on their mouths, herpes on peoples’ eyes.  In the end the doctor said I was clean and healthy.  She suggested I not put the Nair hair remover so close to my precious fish taco next time.  But I digress.

Here is Carmen Electra and her rack posing at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood over the weekend.  You know those tits have collected more sperm on them than any jizz bank in the nation.