Everyone is all like, oooh I want to see what it looks like when Leighton Meester has sex or when Carla Bruni has sex.  To them I say, whatever.  WHATEVER!

The only celebrity sex tape I want to see is John Edwards‘s.  Sexy John Edwards pics, after the jump.  

Ha!  You clicked it!  Totally gay of you!

But really, John Edwards has been considered a completely acceptable sex partner by at least two women.  How acceptable?  (Completely.  Just said it.)  We may soon be able to judge for ourselves.  Edwards and mistress Rielle Hunter might have taped an episode of the ol’ Late Night With John Edwards and Then Running It Back The Next Morning, if his former staffer and official affair concealer Andrew Young is to be believed.

Young says that his belief in Edwards ran so deep that he agreed to take the fall for the candidate, inviting the pregnant Hunter to live with him, his wife, Cheri, and their three children. Later, after Hunter delivered the baby, Young and his family moved to a different home in California.

While he was unpacking, Young discovered a videocassette, according to the book pitch. Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate’s movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren’t on his official platform.

What the Daily News means is positions for f*cking.  High-five, Daily News!  Also this: Elizabeth Edwards hates Andrew Young for being a craven little salad-tosser to John Edwards and covering up his affair for him.  Now that Young is trying to cash in with a sensational book and loading the rumor mill with grain, she’s probably right.  In revenge, according to Young,

Elizabeth arranged for the media to learn about a youthful misdeameanor in which Young was arrested for stealing a sign from a biker bar.

Elizabeth also suspects Young stole the baseball card collection of her late son, Wade, according to a source who says that she told Young in an e-mail that other former staff members “have passed lie detector tests.”

Andrew Young would steal the sole source of joy from a dying child!  What a perfect allegation to use to slander a rival – one imagines Young discreetly slipping Wade’s card album off the hospital bedside table and into his totebag as the kid raises an arm in mute protest before slumping over on his pillow, EKG flatlined.

Anyway, John Edwards is looking pretty bad these days, especially in light of how Mark Sanford bagged a caliente beach lover in Argentina while Edwards was putting it on the line for a chick who looks like she sells jewelry at the mall.

Source: NYDN.

An interesting development in the MJ story here: Barack Obama has not yet released a statement regarding Michael Jackson‘s death.  He’s a busy man, with more important things to do, yes, but he has many staff members to knock out these sorts of tasks, and the precedent of other presidents would suggest that such a high-caliber death deserves a statement of appreciation and condolence.  After all, Michael Jackson is the most famous person to die this decade.  He was the most recognized and beloved figure in the world in his heyday, and his global luminosity had probably never been matched until, well, Barack Obama himself.

But Michael Jackson also lived a life that was at best weird and at worst perverted and pedophilic.  Other world leaders have begun weighing in, and this isn’t the first time a president has had to address a controversial death…  

Britain’s PM Gordon Brown said this, through a spokesman:

“This is very sad news for the millions of Michael Jackson fans in Britain and around the world.

“The prime minister’s thoughts are with Michael Jackson’s family at this time.”

Also:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called it “lamentable news,” though he criticized the media for giving it so much attention. Former South Korean President Kim Dae-jung, who had met Jackson, said: “We lost a hero of the world.”

“I don’t think anyone can be indifferent to Michael Jackson, my husband included,” French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy told RTL radio in France. “I will enormously miss his voice, his songs and his presence in our world,” she said.

Nelson Mandela also gave his condolences, as did half the Japanese government.

“I feel sad as I had watched him since he was a member of Jackson Five,” Internal Affairs and Communications Minister Tsutomu Sato, 57, told reporters.

“With a lot of popular songs, he built a generation,” said Defence Minister Yasukazu Hamada, 53.

Megastar passings in the past have usually elicited careful presidential statements that avoid the tainted elements of celebrity life:

When Presidents Carter and Clinton issued their statements marking the passing of, respectively, Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra, they glossed over the entertainers’ flaws. Carter’s statement neatly avoided the last decade and change of the King’s career, instead recalling when, “More than 20 years ago, he burst upon the scene with an impact that was unprecedented and will probably never be equaled.” And the statement on Sinatra made no mention of his famous dalliances with women, and made men.

Suggests one editor:

“If you’re going to say anything, you remember the good, it’s like a eulogy. You’re under no requirement to haul out the dirty laundry in a eulogy.”

Thieves recently stole hundreds of “intimate” pics and videos of French First Lady Carla Bruni.  By which I mean, freedom voyeurs recently liberated hundreds of sex pics and videos of French First Lady and accomplished starf*cker Carla Bruni.  The images were being kept in the home of her ex-boyfriend’s brother (the boyfriend, not the president, is the other one in the pictures) to prevent against them being stolen and distributed all over the internet for the purpose of national embarrassment.  Oops!  But wait – what if they weren’t “stolen” at all?

Drama!  Suspense!  More Carla Bruni pics!  After the jump!

Neighbors in the mansion block where Julien Enthoven [the brother] lives said it was “suspicious.”

“It’s almost impossible to get into any of the flats here, and burglaries are pretty much unheard of,” said Jean-Frederic Avel.

It should also be noted that the thieves went straight for the pictures, videos, and computer files and took nothing else in the apartment.  Hmm.

Source: The Daily Mail.

Photographed waving at fans outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre following her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday, First Lady of France Carla Bruni-Sarkozy was not her normal beautiful self as seen in these pics of the unusually pasty white Italian model.

These photos are a big departure from her usual hot self.  Whether or not she’s gone under the knife recently, once thing is for certain, that’s one face I would hate to see bopping up and down between my legs.  That mug is one acid tab away from transforming into Ledger’s Joker.

Check out Carla back when she was hot (and nude) here and here.

The above photograph of former model and current First Lady of France, Carla Bruni, sold for $91,000 at Christie’s auction house yesterday.

The painting far superseded it’s estimated worth, after it was originally expected to only pull in a mere $3,000. The photograph was taken 1993 when the Italian beauty was a professional model.

Meanwhile, the nude photograph of Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen brought in $193,000. No word on how much the nude Kate Moss painting went for.

I don’t know who in their right mind would pay that much for a photograph, especially the Bundchen or Moss nude photographs. As a matter of fact, I own a copy of the Moss nude photo. It’s one of the photographs in a used display book I bought at The Museum of Sex in NYC for a measly $20.

Below is the uncensored photo of Bruni, and an additional nude photo I managed to find of her.

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German collector Gert Elfering is auctioning his entire 135-piece collection of nude celebrity photos at Christie’s in New York next month.

The auction, which takes place April 10, is expected to bring in over $4.5 million.

A part of that collection is this 1993 nude photograph of former model, turned First Lady of France, Carla Bruni.

Michel Comte, the photographer who snapped the now famous photo said of it:

“I have other nude photographs of Carla far more explicit, but I would never sell them,” Swiss photographer Michel Comte was quoted as saying in the daily Le Matin.

Photographer Comte said he had taken thousands of shots of Bruni in the 10 years they worked together, and the nude being auctioned was taken at the end of a session for Italian Vogue magazine.

Comte said he had no idea how the photo had ended up at auction - “I must have given it to someone as a gift,” he said.

I don’t think that photo is all that enticing. Especially compared to her nude photos in Max Magazine. She had more fire in her eyes in those photos.

See the NSFW photos after the jump!

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Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, but one thing is for certain: She’s no Carla Bruni. The Italian model, and First Lady of France, wasn’t shy about revealing her birthday suit to us in the upcoming April issue of GQ Magazine.

This isn’t the first time the French-raised beauty has stripped for the cameras. The ever sexy Carla was also nude in the February issue of Max Magazine.

In the past Carla dated bigwigs such as Donald Trump and Mick Jagger, but finally settled down and married French President Nicolas Sarkozy in February of this year despite her having once said, “I’m monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry.”

Dear sweet Jesus, this woman is a fine piece of meat. Oh how I’d love to wriggle my tongue between those shapely ass cheeks of hers.

And to think she gets off on forming a sexual union with more than one male. SMH. The idea of humping two men at once is enough to make the driest of nuns spring a leak.

Did I mention she’s 40-years-old? Talk about aging gracefully.

NSFW Max Magazines photos after the jump!