We’re liking this incredibly blunt, very sexual Cameron Diaz. After announcing that she would be more than willing to and has previously traveled to get a little action, she’s now talking about her single greatest contribution to the world: her ass. More after the jump, including one of Cameron’s behind’s greatest performances.

Cameron is Harper’s Bazaar‘s August cover girl and she had quite a lot to say about the booty that’s helped to make her famous:

“Most booties that propel girls are usually the bigger booties. I have a little tiny one, but it is, nonetheless, juicy.”

We’d agree with that assessment and don’t think that your assets are up to snuff. Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez may be bigger, but your’s is definitely one of our favorites.

Via: The Huffington Post

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Cameron Diaz is in Playboy! But before you get excited and think that this bombshell is going to be stripping down, she was just interviewed by the magazine. However she provided some incredibly awesome quotes about the fact that she is totally cool and completely unapologetic for hopping on a plane for c**k and is completely down for some creative sexing. Cameron, you never cease to amaze us. More after the jump.

Some of our favorite excerpts:

On traveling for love: “Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

On her famous booty: “My booty has been on hiatus from film but certainly not from everyday life, where it doesn’t stop moving. It’s in constant sway and has a mind of its own. On camera, though, there just hasn’t been an opportunity for it to assert itself lately.”

On primal sex: “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

Via: HollyScoop

Brains and beauty, what a combination. The beautiful and uber sexy Cameron Diaz is featured in the latest issue of British Vogue and she’s definitely not afraid to share her secret to staying young: having as much sex as possible! Well Cameron, whether your suggestion works or not, you certainly know how to put a smile on our faces. More from her interview after the jump.

Though the former Charlie’s Angels star and overall Hollywood hottie touched on a number of topics including her budding love affair with Yankee’s star Alex Rodriguez and her decision to ditch her hard partying ways, what we were really interested in was the sex part. Whenever Cameron Diaz and sex are in the same sentence, it is nearly impossible to focus on whatever else she says, so why try. When asked about her secrets to staying young, our girl was direct and to the point:

“The fountain of youth? Let’s see – I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex – yes, sex, we need that as human beings. It’s healthy, it’s natural.”

Well A-Rod must be an exceptionally young at heart dude with a perpetual grin on his face. As long as he’s hanging out with Cameron, that boy is not going to age a bit.

Via: The Huffington Post

Just to think that this is the same guy who used to parade around on the Mickey Mouse Club and dance in unison with a bunch of dudes in N*SYNC. Justin Timberlake not only gets to go home with Jessica Biel, but he gets to hook-up with Cameron Diaz (at least at work he does). In Cameron’s latest movie “Bad Teacher” she apparently has a little hot hotel room action with her ex-beau. While most women would probably be flipping out if their boy toy was knocking boots with hot Cameron, not Jessica. She’s apparently thrilled about Justin and Cameron’s film.

“I haven’t read the script, but I think it sounds fantastic. It sounds like it will be so funny. Obviously, I’m superexcited for him.”

And I’m sure Justin is super excited as well. Some guys have all the luck!

Via: E! Online

…That is, if you listen to the ramblings of sappy, soft rock king John Mayer. In a recent interview with The New York Times, Mayer summed up his dating life as follows:

“It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Oh yeah John, real punishment, being at the beck and booty call of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies. Mayer has been linked to everyone from Cameron Diaz…  

…to Jessica Simpson to Jennifer Aniston. Guess that’s what was keeping him busy during his three-year musical hiatus. Not a bad distraction, sir.

But of course a little hot Hollywood action here and there is not enough to satisfy the king of AM radio rock. In a recent concert at the Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn Mayer said to the crowd “They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”

Via: The New York Times

In a new photo shoot for V Magazine, 38-year-old Cameron Diaz appears to be channeling her inner Madonna.  The photos look like they could have been taken during Madonna’s Blonde Ambition Tour, which is creepy and interesting, as I’ve never really seen Diaz, a romantic comedy darling, do something this edgy.

To check out the rest of the photos keep reading after the jump>>>

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I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn’t.  And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John’s twitter, pathetic.

Check out more and a photo gallery of the women he’s been linked with after the jump>>>

Anyways, John might actually have a big wang if you think about the women he’s been linked to.  In fact, we can take this debate to the comment section.  He’s got to be packing some heat.  I mean, most of them are no longer in their prime, but there is no denying that most of these women were hot when he got there and once he departed they fell apart.  I think the only one that might still be smokin’ is Minka Kelly and she’s just really young so she’s got that on her side.  I’m also guessing now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up again she will not turn into a fat gross slob or anything.  I mean, if Brad Pitt leaves you and you can get your life in order then when it’s over with a schmuck like Mayer, well, you’ll be fine.

Anyways leave your comments/opinions about John Mayer’s self purported penis length in the comments.

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

Click here for the list of winners.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

Eva Mendes…. Needs to just hurry up and starting attending red-carpet events in some scantily-clad, see-through French maid uniform.

Drew Barrymore… Someone needs to keep an eye on her. Getting drunk and playing dress-up in your mom’s clothes and makeup is not hot.

Kate Beckinsale… Outshines most of these b!tchez.

Olivia Wilde… Is in severe need of a protein shot….or ten…million. 

Megan Fox… The girl is already ruining her good looks. She looks more like a statue than she does human. No me gusta.

Cameron Diaz… Is a prime example of how sun can age someone real fast. I still like her though. She’s a happy person. I like happy and natural, then trying to be sexy and plastic. *Cough* Megan Fox *Cough Cough*

Anne Hathaway… “Get Smart” sucked sweaty, old-man balls, but if she really is as good as people say she was in “Rachel Getting Married” then I’ll forgive her and her horse-mug.

Jennifer Lopez… Your heydays are over. Quit showing us your Rican rump roast and flat-chest in a plunging neckline. We don’t care.

Kate Winslet… H-O-T. I don’t know when this happened, but more power to her!

Renee Zellweger… “Empire Records” was still her best movie. Now she just looks like a mess-of-a-person with a bird’s nest for hair, who strangely enough has a nice b-u-t-t-. She must have borrowed Eva Longoria’s butt pad after she got knocked -up.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 3

Beyonce… I’m so over her, but kudos to her anyway.

Rumer Willis… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Salma Hayek… This woman had a kid not too long ago and look at how ridiculously amazing she looks already! Puta!  Go ahead, call me out. I’m totally jealous. It’s true. Even Jesus jerks to this broad.

Jennifer Morrison… I love her on House and she definitely needs more attention from Hollywood. Again, another chick who’s always smiling. It’s such a great trait.

Miley Cyrus… You’re still underage. Put away your damn t!ts! Didn’t your momma raise you better? Oh, wait. Clearly that’s a N-O.

Heidi Klum…This woman is the definition of a MILF. She’s so beautiful people on the streets must just stare at her like she was a goddess resurrected from the heavens.

Lisa Rinna... A prime example of why you should be happy with what you were born with and avoid going under the knife. 

Brooke Burke… Wild On E! needs to come back with her as the host. That show was awesome. Then they went ahead and replaced it with Taradise. We should have known right then the network would host so many crappy reality shows endorsing morons.

- FIN -

Drew Barrymore

Kate Beckinsale

Olivia Wilde

Megan Fox

Cameron Diaz

Anne Hathaway

Jennifer Lopez

Check out: 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

More glamourous pics from Golden Globe Awards Gallery Pt. 2 >>>>

Kate Winslet

Jane Krakowski

Marisa Tomei

Mary-Louise Parker

Viola Davis

Renee Zellweger

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Coming in at age 36, actress Cameron Diaz hasn’t aged quite the way I’d envisioned.  That’s not to say she’s ugly, or anywhere near that realm, but it really is surprising all the same.

After all, Selma Blair is the same age and could easily pass as a 24-year-old.  Cameron is a big fan of the beach, which explains a lot.  Constant sun use will age a person like a mothereffer.

That’s what I’ve been trying to explain to Audrina Patridge, but noooooooo all she wants is for us to pay attention to her her boobs.  B!tch won’t be laughing in 10 years when her skin looks like a worn leather belt used by Amy Winehouse to get her fix on.

In any case, here’s Cameron’s pretty aging face at the AFI Night at the Movies presented by Target in Hollywood, California yesterday. I’ve also added a pic of 50-year-old actress Annette Bening for comparison’s sake.