While there may be a plethora of fetishes I don’t quite understand, I can see where the stocking lovers are coming from. As a woman, nothing makes me feel sexier than wearing stockings with nothing but a sexy bra and stilettos. Makes me feel like a woman on a mission.

In celebration of lovers of stockings and beautiful women, here is American model Brooke Burke showing us what she’s got for Razor Magazine. 

MILF Madness this way >>> 

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

Click here for the list of winners.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

Eva Mendes…. Needs to just hurry up and starting attending red-carpet events in some scantily-clad, see-through French maid uniform.

Drew Barrymore… Someone needs to keep an eye on her. Getting drunk and playing dress-up in your mom’s clothes and makeup is not hot.

Kate Beckinsale… Outshines most of these b!tchez.

Olivia Wilde… Is in severe need of a protein shot….or ten…million. 

Megan Fox… The girl is already ruining her good looks. She looks more like a statue than she does human. No me gusta.

Cameron Diaz… Is a prime example of how sun can age someone real fast. I still like her though. She’s a happy person. I like happy and natural, then trying to be sexy and plastic. *Cough* Megan Fox *Cough Cough*

Anne Hathaway… “Get Smart” sucked sweaty, old-man balls, but if she really is as good as people say she was in “Rachel Getting Married” then I’ll forgive her and her horse-mug.

Jennifer Lopez… Your heydays are over. Quit showing us your Rican rump roast and flat-chest in a plunging neckline. We don’t care.

Kate Winslet… H-O-T. I don’t know when this happened, but more power to her!

Renee Zellweger… “Empire Records” was still her best movie. Now she just looks like a mess-of-a-person with a bird’s nest for hair, who strangely enough has a nice b-u-t-t-. She must have borrowed Eva Longoria’s butt pad after she got knocked -up.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 3

Beyonce… I’m so over her, but kudos to her anyway.

Rumer Willis… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Salma Hayek… This woman had a kid not too long ago and look at how ridiculously amazing she looks already! Puta!  Go ahead, call me out. I’m totally jealous. It’s true. Even Jesus jerks to this broad.

Jennifer Morrison… I love her on House and she definitely needs more attention from Hollywood. Again, another chick who’s always smiling. It’s such a great trait.

Miley Cyrus… You’re still underage. Put away your damn t!ts! Didn’t your momma raise you better? Oh, wait. Clearly that’s a N-O.

Heidi Klum…This woman is the definition of a MILF. She’s so beautiful people on the streets must just stare at her like she was a goddess resurrected from the heavens.

Lisa Rinna... A prime example of why you should be happy with what you were born with and avoid going under the knife. 

Brooke Burke… Wild On E! needs to come back with her as the host. That show was awesome. Then they went ahead and replaced it with Taradise. We should have known right then the network would host so many crappy reality shows endorsing morons.

- FIN -

Rumer Willis

Salma Hayek

Jennifer Morrison

Miley Cyrus

Heidi Klum

Lisa Rinna

Brooke Burke

Check it: The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1 

and The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

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Blake Lively

Sally Field

Tina Fey

Freida Pinto

Jenna Fischer

Julie Benz

Penelope Cruz

Madeline Zima

Brooke Burke is so ideal, is she not? She’s the kind of chick you wouldn’t necessarily want to be your mom, but it’d be sweet if she was your friend’s mom.

She would tuck you into bed at night, right after she gets through making you cookies from scratch. Then in the middle of the night you’d wake up to go pee and catch her making out with Steven’s mom, the MILF across the street. Don’t act like you haven’t dreamt up a similar scenario before!

Here is Brooke at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California earlier this week.

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Brooke Burke.

Because after having four kids she still looks the same. H-O-T!

More of Brooke over here!

Whether old or new, these photos of Brooke Burke are proof of why we all love her.

No, not her brain. Her juggs.

These photos of a pre-pregger’s Brooke Burke in the Dec. 2007 issue of Ralph magazine are absolutely nauseating. Can you believe this woman has two kids?! Her body is flawless!

Looks like she lost the ribs and gained some weight, which is a good thing. No one wants to screw a sack of bones.

Let’s hope this is her last shoot until after she gives birth. The world doesn’t need another Lisa Rinna. Pregnant porn is so damn creepy.

See the rest of the photos after the jump!

Aside from having hosted ‘Wild On …’ on E! back in the early ’90s, what else has Brooke Burke done? Most of her photos all look they were from circa 1994 when she was a lingerie model. This MILF has definitely made it a point to preserve that bikini body. She probably even does her kegels.

More photos after the jump!

Seriously, as hot as Brooke Burke is there is just something about a woman showing off her ribs that I find quite unappealing. Not that that would prevent me from doing her. She still has a healthy set of thighs and a killer ass, despite her protruding rib cage, which are always a nice combo to hold onto. Plus, you can’t see the ribs doggie style. Is Brooke Burke too skinny?

More photos after they jump!