There’s the old adage, “I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away.” Similarly, there should be one that says, “I hate to hear you talk but I love to watch your lips move.” Think, Audrina Patridge. She’s definitely hot, but the heat she exudes might just be slowly frying her brain.

However, we’re never opposed to watching her on video when the end result is her stripping down for FHM. Thankfully, in this video she doesn’t say much.

Video…

And this…

Audrina Patridge may have absolutely no entertainment value or acting talent whatsoever, but that certainly doesn’t mean that she — or two very ample friends — can’t bring a smile to your face to close out the week. Check out more photos of Audrina frolicking around in a bikini after the jump.

Via: The Superficial

Hottie McHot-Stuff Audrina Patridge is featured in the new issue of Ralph magazine. As The Blemish points out, the photos were already in Maxim, but that doesn’t make them any less smokin’. Check out the shots after the jump.

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A word to the wise for anyone who is just so incredibly awed by the waste of space that is Brody Jenner: Don’t flirt with him or a shwasty-faced, mesh-undie wearing Kristin Cavallari might just try to knock you out. During Nylon’s Young Hollywood party at the Roosevelt Hotel Wednesday night, a clearly intoxicated Kristin was infuriated at the sight of her ex-beau chatting it up with Hills co-star Audrina Patridge. But luckily for everyone involve, Audrina is happily booed up with Ryan Cabrera so she wasn’t trying to shack up with Brody. Realizing how upset Kristin was, Brody went over to smooth things out. At this point Kristin flipped her proverbial lid (and apparently got up so quickly in anger that her dress lifted up to her waist) before Brody was approached by some other pretty, young thing. This enraged Kristin who threw a cell phone on the floor in anger and within half an hour began screaming. Despite the obvious appeal of a girl fight, Brody broke up the altercation and ultimately was seen walking away with Kristin after she flashed him a hotel key. Guess the make up sex is probably worth all the trouble.

Via: US Magazine

The Hills may be heading for the great big reality crap yard in the sky, but that doesn’t mean that Audrina Patridge isn’t going to try and eek at a few more minutes of fame. The reality star hosted a party at Wet Republic this weekend. While she could just absolutely love Wet Republic, the better guess is that she is desperately trying to stay relevant as her show is cancelled and as Heidi Montag wows the world with her out of control rack. Don’t worry, Audrina, as long as you keep popping up in bikinis, we’ll still love you. More photos after the jump.

Via: The Blemish

Reality star Audrina Patridge is gracing the pages of the UK version of FHM this month. We’re definitely not complaining. See more photos after the jump.

Though watching The Hills may be nauseating at best, we can look past the banality of MTV’s hit show–especially when its stars decide to strip down. We’ve got to admit, Audrina doesn’t look half bad.

Via:The Blemish

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

When you’re answering a job posting on Craigslist for “celebrity needed,” the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  ”Some or no education,” “discreet at pre-noon drinking,” “have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with,” “can sign own name,” etc.

So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, “Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4.”  So really, there’s no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.  

Via ONTD, Bossip, WWTDD.

Maxim has a photoshoot and interview with Audrina Patridge, who was the brunette one on The Hills.  Apparently, she’s leaving that show (you won’t have Audrina Patridge to kick around anymore!) and joining a new one, called The Audrina Show.  Will that show actually come to fruition?  Seems doubtful – Audrina is 24, which in scripted-reality-teenage-drama-in-New-York-or-California years is about 97.  No one wants to watch a 97-year-old getting sloppy on Bacardi Breezers and cry-shouting at Brody Jenner near a hotel pool, MTV.  It’s just crass.

Audrina is also in Sorority Row, though, which promises to be the best high school or college horror schlock film of the year until Jennifer’s Body is released a week later.  Photoshoot and some choice interview bits, ATJ:  

Can you spill anything about The Audrina Show?

The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real. [ed: but let us all remember the parable of the boy who cried reality.]

What’s the craziest pick-up line you’ve ever gotten?

This guy at a club once told me, “If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.” I just laughed it off.

She was all, aww that’s sweet, but just because I am the Audrina Patridge doesn’t mean you need to treat me any more special than any other girl!

More of this at Maxim.

One of the best Holiday presents I’ve yet to receive this year is MTV’s The Hills season finally coming to an end. Here are Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls performing at the celebration for the finale in New York City earlier this week, were cast member Audrina Patridge was also in attendance.

Of course, a better present would be for the entire cast of The Hills, along with the Pussycat Dolls, to just disappear all together, but apparently Santa is not that generous. In any case, I suppose we ought to make the best of it. If you had the opportunity to hook-up with either one of these vapid brunettes, which one would it be? Don’t worry, you wouldn’t have to talk to them in this fantasy make believe. That definitely helps.

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