Well, what else is new. Find out the latest in Amy Winehouse‘s crazy behavior after the jump.

After drunkenly falling down and feeling some chest pains, Amy Winehouse decided to head to a London clinic to have herself checked out. Interestingly enough it was the same London clinic where she had gotten her boobs enlarged last year. I guess that may begin to explain why Amy was so willing to let the twins come out and play. One hospital worker says:

“Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze…She has been heard complaining of pain caused by bruising on her breasts and around her ribs. The nurses had to step in and ask her to calm down. Eventually she had to be taken back to her room. The ward sister was absolutely fuming.”

And rightfully so! Who really wants to see Amy Winhouse’s boobs hanging out? That is definitely a sight most people could do without.

Via: Celebuzz

People will do the darnedest things if they’re Amy Winehouse!  Now that she and wanker/boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil have split, there’s plenty of opportunity for fun stories to leak out.  Fielder-Civil seems to be embracing the role of “no-talent scorned ex dishing gossip on famous once-lover,” grasping frantically at relevance as he swirls down the Thames, bobbing amongst the sewage slicks and vinegar blossoms and discarded needles, away, away, out of the public’s concern forever.

But not before spilling some stories about, among other things, Amy jacking cocaine from another famous British snow queen…

…”super”"model” Kate Moss!

They were partying with the supermodel in New York when Winehouse went into her purse and pocketed two grammes of the drug.

[Blake] said: ‘Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with.

‘But Amy told me she found two grammes of cocaine in there – so she nicked them.

‘We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.’

And he added that Moss, 35, was ‘so drunk she never noticed it was missing’.

Well then, who’s at fault here, really?  Kids, take this as a lesson: don’t ever binge drink, because if you do, Amy Winehouse will come and steal your cocaine.  Fielder-Civil also described Amy’s first heroin experience:

‘We had a bottle of pink champagne and had sex and were lying on the bed talking. I’d been smoking heroin on my own before that but never in front of her,’ he said.

‘I got a bit for myself and she looked at me and said, “can I have some?” I was out of my mind on drugs and I said, “of course”.

Sounds like the whole interview was really just a vehicle for Blake Fielder-Civil to mention a bunch of times about how he was nailing Amy Winehouse.  Big gold star for you, Blake Fielder-Civil!  I give you a big thumbs-up with both hands!

Source: The Daily Mail.

What’s new with Amy Winehouse?  Well, she’s still alive, and she’s still enjoying her magical island rehab where she gets to be cured of drugs by drinking all the time.

Sadly, on this most festive and pool-party-y of weekends, Amy Winehouse has been banned from her hotel pool.

“She’s regularly drinking large quantities of wine and rum and no one in her condition should be going anywhere near water.”

Yo, if Amy Winehouse swallowed a little chlorine water on accident, it would be the healthiest thing that’s happened to her all year.  

And yet:

Bosses at the Cotton Bay complex in St Lucia were worried by Wino’s latest habit of going swimming after marathon boozing sessions.

They feared she was going to drown so barred the singer from the pool for her own safety.

A source said: “Staff have found Amy on a number of occasions collapsed on the grass by the pool after going for a swim.

“There are concerns that one night she won’t be able to get out of the water and something tragic will happen.

They also – I kid you not – barred Amy from holding court with dogs in her hotel room, because she had a habit of picking up strays to hang out with back at the hotel.  Sounds like its time to move out.  Talk about not getting rock n’ roll, Cotton Bay.

Source: The Sun.

A lengthy piece yesterday described Amy Winehouse‘s latest adventures on Detox Island.  On St. Lucia, she has two villas, half a dozen caretakers, her new boyfriend, and her cousin.  She seems to have cut back on some of her drug use.  But she’s found a new addiction to occupy her time – the joy of songwriting alcohol.  

Wednesday, about 9am, at the Cotton Bay Village resort in St Lucia and Amy Winehouse is at the bar drinking her second shot of tequila of the day.

‘I think I’m doing very well,’ she chirrups. ‘I’d normally have had six shots by now. Today I’ve only had two.’

Universal Records, in total, is spending around 500,000 British pounds to keep her sober enough to record a hit record for them.  More hijinks, ATJ:  

In recent months, Amy has been hospitalised three times after alcoholic benders lasting up to three days. One time, she ended up on a drip for dehydration.

This week, Amy was so keen to get her shots of tequila that she sneaked great gulps straight from the bottle when the barmaid’s back was turned.

There were accounts of her going on long benders with ‘friends’ and tourists saw her crawling on her hands and knees, begging for drinks because the hotel was declining to serve her.

Sounds like an altogether bad scene, though I must object to the use of scare quotes around “friends.”  Who else to go on long benders with, if not friends?  

Also, I’m pretty sure this exact same thing happened in the movie 24 Hour Party People.  

The rest of the article at The Daily Mail.

Whoa, when the hell did this trainwreck end up back in St. Lucia.  I was still on England alert with her.  Apparently, Amy Winehouse flew the coup (quite literally) and ended up back in St. Lucia.  Now all of London can rest assured that they no longer need to be on red alert for chaos and crank while St. Lucia has to send children out in droves to follow this monster around.

Also, since when does she ride horses around like she’s Lady Godiva?  Like, whoa.  Check out the rest of her super amusing photos after the jump>>>

Long-distance relationships don’t work. I’m sure they work for someone out there, but in general, chances are you’re not going to make it through. Case in point are Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

The rehabbing singer might have recently returned to the UK from St. Lucia to work on her crumbling relationship with Blake, but according to The Mirror UK, he has already found himself a replacement. A 16-year-old replacement, no less. Ouch!

Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blake Fielder Civil has grown close to a 16-year-old Essex schoolgirl who lives with her mum.

Ex-jailbird Blake, 27, has been spending a lot of time with AS-level student Francesca Morralee since January.

A pal tells us: “Fran thinks it’s glamorous to be seeing Amy’s man but she’s only 16.

“She likes to have a good time but certainly doesn’t do drugs. With Blake’s reputation he is not the best role model.”

On Facebook Francesca has gushed: “Fran has a secret! An exciting one!” and “Fran is so happy with her boy.” Oo-er!

Um, yeah. So maybe it wasn’t the whole “long distance” aspect that drove these two lovebirds apart. Maybe it’s ’cause she’s a recovering crackhead, whose undoubtedly used the needle in her nether regions once or twice, while Francesca is a new-piece he can stick it in without her ever really knowing his skills suck as a lover because she’s yet to play the field.

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Amy Winehouse finally bid St. Lucia farewell over the weekend, flying home to her native London. The recovering addict is rumored to have flown home to repair her crumbling marriage with Blake Fielder-Civil, who was recently released from jail after being charged with assault and attempting to pervert the course of justice. 

Here’s a question: Let’s say Jesus was on your side today and he offered you $10 million, and a chance of nailing a newly single Megan Fox, if you were to put your penis inside Wino’s box and go at it for a half hour– would you do it? It all depends, I suppose, on how much you love money. Or the idea of finally learning what Megan tastes like. Yum.

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The ever charming Amy Whinehouse decided it would be a good idea to do an interview with a reporter from The Sun while on her never ending vacation in St. Lucia.  Among the things said in the interview, the best was not from Amy, but however, a resort guest that she pestered on numberous occassions.

If you’re thinking this is probably about the fact that Amy has been seen crawling around like vermin stealing drinks from other resort guests after being cut off by hotel management, think again.  A male guest who asked to remain anonymous says that Amy hit on both him and his girlfriend, “As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to **** you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’.”

Yea, Amy wanted to play with the vagin!  Hilariously, she didn’t get the chance, according to the unnamed source, “If she had been at all good looking we might have done it.  But we just ended up smoking a sneaky joint with her instead.”  Well, I guess if you’re going to give up sex with the beast junkie you’ve got to at least get high with her, right?

Hide your third eye, Amy Winehouse is wearing a bikini! Not only that, but there are some sweet (read “graphic”) shots of her scratching her rotting fish taco while her nipple pops out of her bikini for some fresh Caribbean air.

This is no way to start the new year. God must still be angry about when I used to a slut back in the day. The dude can’t just forgive and forget, now can he?! I do believe this photo beats “2 Girls, 1 Cup” by a landslide. And yes, that statement was said in total seriousness.

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Jesus Christ, hasn’t this chick died already?  This tale is never ending. It’s like some dude hammering away on top of you, refusing to admit his whiskey d!ck isn’t going to be cured anytime soon.

Amy Winehouse has been up to her usual shenanigans lately, including a couple of trips to the hospital and rehab.  These pics are the most recent ones of her leaving a London drugs and alcohol clinic yesterday.

As stupid as this may sound, I always thought the act of shooting heroin to be kind of erotic.  Same with tattoos.  Both of which I never have experienced, nor care to.

I’d much rather just smoke some hash with Anthony Bourdain while in some foreign country before heading off to a local joint and eating some really effing amazing grub. (Someone please make this happen. Hook a sister up!)

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