It’s no surprise why Dita Von Teese is famous.  Not only is The Burlesque Queen beautiful, but she’s managed to make an otherwise taboo subculture into a mainstream success, with a world tour and nude spread in the ever prestigious Playboy Magazine.

But how does the 36-year-old pin-up model compare when up against young Hollywood good girls Sophia Bush and Amy Smart, seen here with Dita at a luncheon for fashion designer Rachel Pally at the Chateau Marmont over the weekend?

Actually, Amy Smart is only three years younger than Dita, coming in at 33. Crazy! She still maintains her young girl looks. Despite each one of these women having completely different looks, each of these women project their own style of sexiness, which begs the question– Which one?!

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That’s not Corey Haim with his nipples covered in electrical tape, but it is his female co-star on the set of his new movie “Crank 2: High Voltage.”

It seems like only yesterday that Corey grew tired of sucking men off for blow and began begging for work in the pages of Variety Magazine. Guess all that beseeching paid off.

The movie, which is scheduled for release in 2009, also stars Efren Ramirez (Pedro from “Napoleon Dynamite”) and Bai Ling.

In other words, make sure you get really high before you watch this movie ’cause it’s going to suck worse than a Freshman teething on your c()ck while she’s giving you head.

To see who the the above female co-star is, look after the jump!

That would be Amy Smart on the set of “Crank 2: High Voltage.” A movie with Corey Haim and Bai Ling? Either Amy needs to start taking acting classes or she needs to hire a new agent fast!

Amy Smart may not be too pleased at the camera’s prying lens having captured her nipple, but it’s times like these were one must learn to make the best of it.

At least she’s got herself some perdy nipples. None of those 5″ nips that could hold your entire CD collection. If you think those are bad to look at, try sucking on them!