Demi Moore Gives Daughter Rumer Some Pole-Dancing Pointers

At a recent party Demi Moore decided to show the room that she still remembered all those valuable moves she learned from “Striptease.” So she hoped up on the pole and let the magic happen. One partygoer told Life & Style :

There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes. Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.”

Incredible is an understatement! That must have been quite the sight to see. The already glorious moment got just that much hotter when Demi decided it was time for her daughter, Rumer Willis, to show the crowd what her mama gave her. Jennifer Aniston, Leonard DiCaprio and even stepdad Ashton Kutcher cheered on the happy hot duo while they put their pole-dancing skills to good use. The partygoer said that in addition to Leo giving Ashton a high-five as the ladies danced, Kelso also put his arm around both lovely ladies, clearly approving of their stripper skills. We would be proud too Ashton. But in case you are wondering where Demi’s pole-dancing chops came from, allow me to direct your attention to the video after the jump. Check out a mid-90′s, completely hot Demi Moore as she bumps, grind and strips to her skivvies in this clip from “Striptease.”

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One Reason to Actually Watch 90210: Jessica Lowndes and Rumer WIllis Make Out

So the CW’s 90210 probably doesn’t rank too high on your must watch TV list, but this steamy hookup between stars Jessica Lowndes and Rumer WIllis might make you change your mind. Photo of their make out sesh after the jump.

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The 2009 Golden Globes Took Place Last Night

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 3

Beyonce Knowles

Rumer Willis

Salma Hayek

Jennifer Morrison

Miley Cyrus

Heidi Klum

Lisa Rinna

Brooke Burke

Check it: The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1 

and The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

More Golden Globe glamour this way >>>

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Actress Rumer Willis debuted a new tattoo at the D&G flagship boutique opening on Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Wearing a navy and white dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the words ”be present” along the side of her torso, audiences were also able to catch sight of a little sideboob action thanks to her considerate dress.

Sadly, her boobs were no match for her new red ‘do, which the 20-year-old was unable to pull off successfully. I have to hand it to Rumer, she certainly has tried her best to distract us from nature’s cruel joke.  She’s cut her hair super short and dyed it blonde, tried her hand at wearing extension, and now this short red ‘do.

It must be hard being the daughter of two of Hollywood’s hottest sex icons and knowing that deep down inside you’ll never be able to cut it. At least not in terms of looks. Hopefully she develops as an actress and makes a name for herself. Otherwise, her self-esteem is really going to take a blow.

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Red Rum! Red Rum!

Potato Spud Willis was spotted at LAX over the weekend wearing a long red wig and sunglasses while trying to fly incognito. That’s right, a wig.  Because it’s the top of her head that’s the problem.

Rumer, check your mail. I sent you a pretty sweet burly beard Overnight Priority. Use it, live it, love it.

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There’s a hot new ginge in town and her name is Potato Spud Willis!

The 20-year-old actress premiered her look as a red headed slut last night at the 6th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles.

The more I see photos of Rumer, I realize it’s not the chin that’s the problem, so much as her nose.  Her nose is too small for her face.  It makes her jaw look even wider.  Plus, she has a tendency to take photos where she lifts her chin and leaves us staring up her nose.

I’m feeling generous this morning, so I’m going to let Rumer be today. The red hair does look better.  The outfit, not so much.

The House Of Bunny Girls At Their L.A. Premiere

All glammed up and ready to impress, the cast of “The House of Bunny” strutted their stuff at last yesteday’s Los Angeles premiere.

Actresses Rumer Willis, Anna Faris, Kat Dennings and Emma Stone all looked absolutely beautiful (even Potato Head!) and are women we need to keep a close eye on. Especially Emma Stone. That’s one hot ging!

And of course it must be asked…which one?!

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I’m digging the snear.  Only it looks hot when daddy Bruce does it.  On Rumer it looks like a retarded kid drooling over her baloney samich.

Anyhoo!  Potato Spud Willis talks about how she used to throw pity parties for herself because her parents were high when they named her.  She tells Page Six:

“My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames,” she says. “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope.  In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ “

She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.”

Someone should hook her up with Mr. Potato Head.  Kind of like Shrek and Princess Fiona.  A human and a potato can’t mate, but two potatoes… together they can make french fry babies!  Ribbed, not shoestring.  Have you seen Mr. Potato Head?  I think he has a thyroid problem — bad.

Here’s Rumer with her “House of Bunny” co-stars at a screening in NYC yesterday.

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Actress Potato Spud Willis was photographed standing outside the Late Show with David Letterman‘s theater panhandling for attention yesterday.

At first glance I thought it was that other Hollywood talent-less turd know as Kelly Osbourne, but then I remember Kelly’s jaw is more ‘I just had my molars removed,’ while Potato Spud over here is more along the lines of ‘Yeah, my mom once used a french fry as a dildo while pregnant with me.’  True story.