So it was Sister’s Day yesterday. Now, I’m not exactly sure what that means or why this is even a holiday, but we figured why go against the grain, so here’s a gallery of some of Hollywood’s hottest sisters. Check it out after the jump.

So Jessica Simpson turned the big 3-0 this weekend. And while she may have deteriorated in hotness over the years and while she may be currently off the market, we thought that it was only right to celebrate Jessica’s prime years with a massive photo gallery of her hottest moments. It might difficult to remember those awesomely supple, greatly endowed years of sexy, but that’s why we’re here to remind you. Check it out after the jump.

Via: People

Well two things to be exact. More photos of Jessica Simpson after the jump.

It’s no secret that Jessica Simpson’s stock has plummeted over the last few years. But there is one thing that we can always count on from the singer-actress: a very bountiful bosom. So for that we say thank you, keep up the good work and don’t be afraid to show off your greatest weapon whenever you get the chance.

Via: Celebuzz

Leave it the epitome of class Jessica Simpson to make a complete a$$ of herself during a business meeting. According to US Weekly the singer farted during a meeting about her new denim line. Their sources describes the awkward moment:

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart. Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

So if it wasn’t bad enough that the chick from “The Dukes of Hazzard” let one rip for a bunch of executives to hear and smell, her mom had to go and call her out on it too. Damn, that’s sort of cold Tina. But since Jessica’s starpower is drying up, I guess you don’t need to kiss her a$$ as much.

Via: US Weekly

…That is, if you listen to the ramblings of sappy, soft rock king John Mayer. In a recent interview with The New York Times, Mayer summed up his dating life as follows:

“It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Oh yeah John, real punishment, being at the beck and booty call of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies. Mayer has been linked to everyone from Cameron Diaz…  

…to Jessica Simpson to Jennifer Aniston. Guess that’s what was keeping him busy during his three-year musical hiatus. Not a bad distraction, sir.

But of course a little hot Hollywood action here and there is not enough to satisfy the king of AM radio rock. In a recent concert at the Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn Mayer said to the crowd “They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.”

Via: The New York Times

Happy 4th of July guys!  Since I plan to spend most of today celebrating and less working I thought I’d leave you with a gallery of super smokin’ hot chicks in American flag bikinis because I love you guys the most!

Happy 4th!!!

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Jessica Simpson might be good at nothing in her professional life, but she certainly can shine in her personal life.  While wearing a hip hugging red-and-navy dress she sang the national anthem before her boyfriend Tony Romo played in Tiger Woods own golf tournament, Tiger Tourney!  She didn’t screw up too badly either, so maybe her career is getting on back, or maybe people know how to humor her.

Same difference I suppose, check out the rest of her photos after the jump>>>

Here are some photos of Jessica Simpson going out without boyfriend Tony Romo.  The fact that she’s been out partying without him twice in a week has lead some people to suspect things might be pretty rocky for the couple.

However, I think that it’s quite the opposite.  Tony is a superstar at what he does and he just does not like to be out with Jessica when she looks like the crazy drunk cat lady in a mini skirt.  He probably just told her to do her own crazy animal investigating/partying without him.  Tony is a very logical man, duh.

For more photos of Jessica in a super short short and hair that looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket keep reading after the jump>>>

I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn’t.  And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John’s twitter, pathetic.

Check out more and a photo gallery of the women he’s been linked with after the jump>>>

Anyways, John might actually have a big wang if you think about the women he’s been linked to.  In fact, we can take this debate to the comment section.  He’s got to be packing some heat.  I mean, most of them are no longer in their prime, but there is no denying that most of these women were hot when he got there and once he departed they fell apart.  I think the only one that might still be smokin’ is Minka Kelly and she’s just really young so she’s got that on her side.  I’m also guessing now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up again she will not turn into a fat gross slob or anything.  I mean, if Brad Pitt leaves you and you can get your life in order then when it’s over with a schmuck like Mayer, well, you’ll be fine.

Anyways leave your comments/opinions about John Mayer’s self purported penis length in the comments.

Recently, life’s been hard for Jessica Simpson.  After having everyone call her fat she goes on stage and does a total fail, forgetting the words and seeming like more of an idiot.

But wait, that’s not all>>>

She doesn’t get nominated for any Country Music Awards.  Then to top it all off she claimed that she sold out Madison Square Garden, yea right!  What she failed to do was admit that she was merely opening for Rascall Flatts, who do have the power to sell out Madison Square Garden.  Only, Madison Square Garden isn’t sold out.  Oh well, at least poor stupid Jessica isn’t looking like a turd in mom jeans anymore, right?