Now was that even a contest? Halle Berry was crowned queen of the Hollywood MILFs by AskMen.com and we are in total agreement with the judgement of legions of Facebook faithful. Find out more about Halle’s latest honor and check out some sexy photos of her after the jump.

Mama to two-year Nahla, Halle beat out competition from the likes of Jessica Alba and Monica Bellucci to win the top honor as voted upon by AskMen’s Facebook fans. With a banging body and an absolutely breathtaking face, Halle is the whole package. Plus, she’s actually talented which makes her even that much more appealing and doable. I think plenty of men out there wouldn’t mind checking out Dora the Explorer on occasion if it meant quality time with Mama Berry as well. Check out some of this sexy mom’s hottest photos below.

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In between pushing out kids and become all domestic, Jessica Alba seemed to lose some of her sex appeal. Well, lucky for us she’s seems to have found it in the September 2010 issue of FHM. Check out some photos after the jump.

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Women’s Health recently named their 10 best summer bodies of 2010. Not that we really care what Women’s Health thinks, but it gives us a great opportunity to churn out a gratuitous sexy celebrities in bikinis gallery. So peep some sizzling photos after the jump and find out who else made the list.

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FHM has made everyone’s week just a wee bit brighter after releasing their annual Sexiest Women in the World list. Find out who made the cut and check out photos of some of these stunningly sexy ladies after the jump.

The top ten certainly didn’t have any surprises as each of the women who were chosen is incredibly sexy. Though I won’t lie, I was sort of hoping that Ms. Miller would steal the spotlight away from proverbial sexy list-topper Megan Fox. But I guess people still haven’t had enough of the Transformers hottie.

10. Abbey Clancy

9. Jessica Alba

8. Adriana Lima

7. Kelly Brook

6. Kristen Stewart

5. Keeley Hazell

4. Frankie Sanford

3. Marisa Miller

2. Megan Fox

1. Cheryl Cole

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A picture is worth a thousand words. Hot, sexy, titillating, are just some of the ones that come to our mind after seeing Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson. More on what is going on here (and of course a few extra photos) after the jump.

During the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Jessica and Kate’s new movie “The Killer Inside Me” a gust of wind caused Kate’s tiny black dress to lift way up high as the actress and Jessica tried to keep her goodies under wraps. Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but these photos weren’t the start of a hot and steamy girl-on-girl love affair between the two. Dare to dream boys, dare to dream. But it wasn’t just hemlines that were being raised at the premiere. The movie’s graphic violence and sex scenes have attracted quite the criticism, but Jessica, Kate and Casey Affleck all stand by the film. Kate said:

‘This is my third movie with Casey… so I immediately felt excited about having an opportunity to do that again. And it’s such a great role for Casey, and it was an interesting role for me – just really meaty scenes, you know, different and dark.’

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Beating out scores of bodacious beauties, it was Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui who was crowned most Desirable Woman by AskMen.com. Editor-in-chief of the site, James Bassil, said that it was not only Emanuelle’s role on the HBO hit that made her a favorite with voters, but also her under the radar persona.

“We don’t see a lot of her. She is not a very public person so it leaves some room to the imagination. She is not out there making a spectacle of herself which could sully her image,” Bassil explained to Reuters.

A lot of celebrity fodder darlings like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton didn’t make this year’s list, while 2009’s most overexposed actress, Megan Fox, ranked slightly lower, landing right outside the top ten.

The list is different from other rankings that focus solely on looks and sex appeal. AskMen looks for beautiful celebrities that have qualities readers would look for in a wife or girlfriend. In its tenth year, the list has given past honors to Beyonce, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba and last year’s winner Eva Mendes.

Other stunners to make the cut include Marisa Miller who was this year’s runner-up and Kate Beckinsale. Peep the top twenty after the jump.

1. Emmanuelle Chriqui

2. Marisa Miller

3. Kate Beckinsale

4. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Jessica Alba

6. Beyonce

7. Penelope Cruz

8. Cheryl Cole

9. Eva Mendes

10. Miranda Kerr

11. Megan Fox

12. Gisele Bundchen

13. Bar Refaeli

14. Erin Andrews

15. Padma Lakshmi

16. Kelly Brook

17. Natalie Portman

18. January Jones

19. Monica Bellucci

20. Paz Vega

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

When you’re answering a job posting on Craigslist for “celebrity needed,” the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  ”Some or no education,” “discreet at pre-noon drinking,” “have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with,” “can sign own name,” etc.

So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, “Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4.”  So really, there’s no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.  

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Great white sharks have a long and frequently troubled relationship with the press.  First, there was Jaws, which set mainstream acceptance of great whites back at least ten years.  And then there was Jaws 2.  Just when things were looking up, Jaws: The Ride opened at Universal Studios, setting off another firestorm of anti-shark sentiment.

Also, throughout it all, sharks kept eating people.  So the great whites decided to hire a new PR agent, famous celebrity Jessica Alba.  This turned out to be a poor choice, as Jessica Alba happens to have a strong vandalism streak.  And because she’s Jessica Alba, someone took pictures of her in the act…  

Last week, Jessica Alba plastered posters of a great white shark  across different spots in Downtown Oklahoma City.  These locations included Stage Center and a railroad overpass near Bricktown.  And she did it all to bring awareness to the dwindling great white shark population.

Some problems here, Jessica Alba.  First of all, nobody in Oklahoma gives a f*ck about sharks.  In Oklahoma, you are 3,000 miles from the nearest shark.  Second problem: she pasted one poster over a United godd*mn Way billboard.  A charity organization!  You would think she’d at least deface, say, a sign for Chicken of the Sea or Joe’s Crab Shack or something.

Third problem: the glue was really sticky.

Oklahoma City Police Sergeant Gary Knight told the New York Daily News that the posters “were placed around downtown with heavy-duty glue, making them darn near impossible to get off.” He went on to say that “it’s basically a vandalism case that could involve our new tagger laws.”

Alba has released a statement:

“I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign.”

Your mother warned you not to roll with sharks, Jessica.  They are only trouble!  Lucky the police caught you so soon and straightened you out before you went off gnawing on boat hulls and eating surfers.

Source: Popeater, The Lost Ogle broke the story.

Check out these pics of Mexi-Danish-French MILF Jessica Alba at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles over the weekend.

There was a time when Jessica Alba beauty reigned supreme among Hollyweird’s celebrity selection. Not only did she have a beautiful face and tight-ass bod, but she was Latina to boot. That right there ups the hotness factor several points.

Then over the years it seems that, despite her clearly not becoming less beautiful, a spark has subsided and now she is just another ubiquitous Hollywood beauty.

I’d say it’s all gone “downhill” because she had baby Honor, but I doubt that’s the case. Yes, getting married and having children does imply a shift in women’s behavior, but that doesn’t mean they have to go from hot to matronly. Alright, the term matronly is a slight exaggeration. 

What do you guys and gals think of this Jessica Alba you see before you? Does she still have “it”?

Scope out the pics and judge for yourself in 3….2….1…..

Jessica Alba always looks like she needs to have someone come in and bang her really hard.  She just seems like such a sallow, boring housewife that I almost want to feel sorry for her.  Then I remember that she’s basically just a bratty Hollywood nymph that was too proud to turn to abortion and then I am almost smug.

Here are some photos of Jessica running around Los Angeles trying to get some errands done while the paparazzi swarm around.  I guess, if anything, I feel bad that she has to endure that.  Although, I am pretty sure she does not feel bad that I have a hundred real jobs and work my ass off just to pay the bills while she can barely act and gets paid big bucks to basically show her fine ass off.

For more Jessica Alba candids click on the photos after the jump>>>