Halle Berry Named Hottest Celebrity MILF (PHOTOS)

Now was that even a contest? Halle Berry was crowned queen of the Hollywood MILFs by AskMen.com and we are in total agreement with the judgement of legions of Facebook faithful. Find out more about Halle’s latest honor and check out some sexy photos of her after the jump.

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Jessica Alba Does FHM In Very Little Clothing (PHOTOS)

In between pushing out kids and become all domestic, Jessica Alba seemed to lose some of her sex appeal. Well, lucky for us she’s seems to have found it in the September 2010 issue of FHM. Check out some photos after the jump.

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Brooklyn Decker, Jessica Biel Top Celeb Bikini Body List (PHOTOS)

Women’s Health recently named their 10 best summer bodies of 2010. Not that we really care what Women’s Health thinks, but it gives us a great opportunity to churn out a gratuitous sexy celebrities in bikinis gallery. So peep some sizzling photos after the jump and find out who else made the list.

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FHM Reveals Its Sexiest Women For 2010 (PHOTOS)

FHM has made everyone’s week just a wee bit brighter after releasing their annual Sexiest Women in the World list. Find out who made the cut and check out photos of some of these stunningly sexy ladies after the jump.

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Jessica Is Friendly With Kate Hudson

A picture is worth a thousand words. Hot, sexy, titillating, are just some of the ones that come to our mind after seeing Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson. More on what is going on here (and of course a few extra photos) after the jump.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Voted AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman

Beating out scores of bodacious beauties, it was Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui who was crowned most Desirable Woman by AskMen.com. Editor-in-chief of the site, James Bassil, said that it was not only Emanuelle’s role on the HBO hit that made her a favorite with voters, but also her under the radar persona.

“We don’t see a lot of her. She is not a very public person so it leaves some room to the imagination. She is not out there making a spectacle of herself which could sully her image,” Bassil explained to Reuters.

A lot of celebrity fodder darlings like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton didn’t make this year’s list, while 2009’s most overexposed actress, Megan Fox, ranked slightly lower, landing right outside the top ten.

The list is different from other rankings that focus solely on looks and sex appeal. AskMen looks for beautiful celebrities that have qualities readers would look for in a wife or girlfriend. In its tenth year, the list has given past honors to Beyonce, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba and last year’s winner Eva Mendes.

Other stunners to make the cut include Marisa Miller who was this year’s runner-up and Kate Beckinsale. Peep the top twenty after the jump.

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Celebrities Kind of Suck at Halloween: A Gallery of the Worst

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

When you’re answering a job posting on Craigslist for “celebrity needed,” the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  ”Some or no education,” “discreet at pre-noon drinking,” “have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with,” “can sign own name,” etc.

So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, “Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4.”  So really, there’s no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.  

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Jessica Alba Uses Vandalism to Speak for the Sharks Who Cannot Speak for Themselves

Great white sharks have a long and frequently troubled relationship with the press.  First, there was Jaws, which set mainstream acceptance of great whites back at least ten years.  And then there was Jaws 2.  Just when things were looking up, Jaws: The Ride opened at Universal Studios, setting off another firestorm of anti-shark sentiment.

Also, throughout it all, sharks kept eating people.  So the great whites decided to hire a new PR agent, famous celebrity Jessica Alba.  This turned out to be a poor choice, as Jessica Alba happens to have a strong vandalism streak.  And because she’s Jessica Alba, someone took pictures of her in the act…  

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Remember When Jessica Alba Used to Be Hot?

Check out these pics of Mexi-Danish-French MILF Jessica Alba at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles over the weekend.

There was a time when Jessica Alba beauty reigned supreme among Hollyweird’s celebrity selection. Not only did she have a beautiful face and tight-ass bod, but she was Latina to boot. That right there ups the hotness factor several points.

Then over the years it seems that, despite her clearly not becoming less beautiful, a spark has subsided and now she is just another ubiquitous Hollywood beauty.

I’d say it’s all gone “downhill” because she had baby Honor, but I doubt that’s the case. Yes, getting married and having children does imply a shift in women’s behavior, but that doesn’t mean they have to go from hot to matronly. Alright, the term matronly is a slight exaggeration. 

What do you guys and gals think of this Jessica Alba you see before you? Does she still have “it”?

Scope out the pics and judge for yourself in 3….2….1…..

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Jessica Alba's Ass Deserves More Praise

Jessica Alba always looks like she needs to have someone come in and bang her really hard.  She just seems like such a sallow, boring housewife that I almost want to feel sorry for her.  Then I remember that she’s basically just a bratty Hollywood nymph that was too proud to turn to abortion and then I am almost smug.

Here are some photos of Jessica running around Los Angeles trying to get some errands done while the paparazzi swarm around.  I guess, if anything, I feel bad that she has to endure that.  Although, I am pretty sure she does not feel bad that I have a hundred real jobs and work my ass off just to pay the bills while she can barely act and gets paid big bucks to basically show her fine ass off.

For more Jessica Alba candids click on the photos after the jump>>>

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