Denise Richards

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Someone Phoned the Paparazzi!

Denise Richards walking on a beach in Hawaii in a bikini with Richie Sambora Jan. 29

Denise Richards was photographed walking on the beach in Hawaii with her former best friends’ ex-husband Richie Sambora in Hawaii yesterday.

I’m surprised she wasn’t whoring out her two little girls too.  You know Denise was the one that called the paps.  She probably wants to make sure no one has forgotten about her dried up vagina before her reality show airs.

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Hugh Hefner Still Has It

Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson in the film “Blonde and Blonder”

The ever brilliant Hugh Hefner has made Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson an offer they’re not dumb blonde enough to refuse. Playboy Magazine will pay each hussy $1 million to pose together in their magazine.

We all know these two are going to do it. And by “it” I mean ride each others kitty cats after their shoot. They might love sucking back some sausage, but you can’t tell me they haven’t dabbled in fish tacos from time to time.

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Quote Ho of the Day

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When asked what advice Denise Richards had for a post-jail Paris Hilton, the mother-of-two backstabbing cheating ho said:

“I am truly not one to give advice. I’m divorced and I stole my best friend’s husband.”

That’s right, skank. You better recognize! And yet she still expected Richie Sambora to propose. Instead he dumped her while in Hawaii. Aw. *Single tear*

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