Demi Moore

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Who Are We Kidding?

Demi Moore sporting white bikini while vacationing with hubby Ashton Kutcher in Mexico

Here’s 45-year-old Demi Moore sporting a white bikini while vacationing with 29-year-old hubby Ashton Kutcher in Mexico.

The MILF looks fine as all hell, but whatever you do don’t tell me it’s because she has herself a boy toy that keeps her on her toes.  Half the world would look as hot after all the face lifts and tummy tucks and knee surgeries this woman has had.

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Demi Moore Is Crazy, Donna Karen Has Saggy Tits

Donna Karan and Demi Moore attend the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 Donna Karan Collection at 711 Greenwich Street on September 12, 2007 in New York City

How dare Donna Karan show us her filthy cleavage, and next to Demi no less.  In all fairness the hag is 58-years-old. Not Demi Moore though, she’ll never age.  I bet her cooch smells of lavender.

Demi Moore attends the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 Donna Karan Collection at 711 Greenwich Street on September 12, 2007 in New York CityDemi Moore attends the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 Donna Karan Collection at 711 Greenwich Street on September 12, 2007 in New York CityDonna Karan and Demi Moore attend the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 Donna Karan Collection at 711 Greenwich Street on September 12, 2007 in New York City

Donna Karan and Demi Moore attend the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2008 Donna Karan Collection at 711 Greenwich Street on September 12, 2007 in New York City

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Drew Barrymore Totally Wants You

Drew Barrymore will be the new face for Gucci’s fine jewelry line.

Drew Barrymore is the new face for Gucci’s fine jewelry line, and although I’ve never thought her particularly attractive she evokes a relatively desirable look of sensuality in the campaign advertisements. As if to say those oysters and bottle of wine are finally starting to kick in,  leaving her sprawled out naked on your bed purring for your touch.

Drew Barrymore will be the new face for Gucci’s fine jewelry line.

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The Fountain of Youth

Demi Moore at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City yesterday, September 4

Demi Moore looked flawless as ever last night at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City. You would be too if you were downing the protein shakes of man nearly half your age.

Demi Moore at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City yesterday, September 4Demi Moore at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City yesterday, September 4Demi Moore at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City yesterday, September 4Demi Moore at the “Une Journee A Paris” hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in New York City yesterday, September 4

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Ashton Kutcher Wants to Bang His Step-Daughter

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MILF F*cker Ashton Kutcher blatantly stares down Demi Moore‘s daughter dress. Dude, you can totally tell what Ashton is looking at. Bruce is going to kick his f*cking ass.

All In the Family: Which Would You Bang?

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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis yesterday at the ONE Sunset Hosts Book Party For New York Times Best Selling Author and Intuitionist Laura Day in West Hollywood.

Wow. It’s amazing how similar Demi Moore and Rumer Willis look and still I find Rumer to look highly unattractive. She’s not ugly, she just has too much Willis in her. He must have some powerful sperm. Trust me, if I had to bang Demi or Bruce it would totally be Demi. For God’s sake, she’s in her 40s, you can see all the wrinkles on her face, and still she’s smokin’ hot! Who would you like to bang?