Demi Moore Sexes It Up For TwitPics (PHOTOS)

After singing Demi Moore‘s praises the other day, we couldn’t help but shout her out once again with these ultra sexy TwitPics. Check out more after the jump.

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Demi Moore’s On-Stage Sexy Prompts A Gratuitous Gallery (PHOTOS)

Demi Moore and hubby Ashton Kutcher recently took to the stage to have some fun with the Dogfather himself, Snoop Dogg. The sight of the uber sexy Demi prompted us to take a gander at some of this stunner’s sexiest moments. Happy Tuesday everyone. Check out the photos after the jump.

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Demi Moore Takes 'Big Pimpin' A Little Too Seriously

It is hard for me to muster up the strength to utter one negative word against the uberly awesome, proverbially gorgeous Demi Moore, but I can’t even resist taking a stab at Mrs. Ashton Kutcher about this one. Recently, Twiter-happy Demi came across the tweets of equally Twitter-happy Kim Kardashian. And Demi was not pleased with what she saw. More after the jump.

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Demi Moore Gives Daughter Rumer Some Pole-Dancing Pointers

At a recent party Demi Moore decided to show the room that she still remembered all those valuable moves she learned from “Striptease.” So she hoped up on the pole and let the magic happen. One partygoer told Life & Style :

There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes. Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.”

Incredible is an understatement! That must have been quite the sight to see. The already glorious moment got just that much hotter when Demi decided it was time for her daughter, Rumer Willis, to show the crowd what her mama gave her. Jennifer Aniston, Leonard DiCaprio and even stepdad Ashton Kutcher cheered on the happy hot duo while they put their pole-dancing skills to good use. The partygoer said that in addition to Leo giving Ashton a high-five as the ladies danced, Kelso also put his arm around both lovely ladies, clearly approving of their stripper skills. We would be proud too Ashton. But in case you are wondering where Demi’s pole-dancing chops came from, allow me to direct your attention to the video after the jump. Check out a mid-90′s, completely hot Demi Moore as she bumps, grind and strips to her skivvies in this clip from “Striptease.”

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The 2009 Golden Globes Took Place Last Night

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere

Eva Longoria

America Ferrera

Amanda Seyfried

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelina Jolie

Demi Moore

More Golden Globe glamour in 3…2….1….

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Your Daily Fug!

Sure, Demi Moore looks fantastic for someone closing in on a hundred.  Only she’s closing in on a hundred and should remind herself of such things.  Go home and pretend to be dead or something.  I don’t want to her out unless it’s to go to the store to buy herself Metamucil and Depends.  I don’t care if her husband is half her age and cute.  She needs to pick her sagging face off the ground and get away from the cameras.

Here’s the old beast at the premiere of her film Flawless, which is the opposite of what she looks like.

Demi Moore Tries To Muster A Smile Despite Botox

Demi Moore paid the “Late Show with David Letterman” a visit in New York City earlier today, where she stood outside momentarily and gave fans and the paps a less-than-stellar photo opp of her.

I’m not certain what’s going on in this photograph, but I believe that’s Demi trying to smile. Or maybe she’s trying desperately to hold back the tears as men angrily yell out how deceived they feel every time they have to stare at her daughter Rumer Willis‘ unfortunate face.

Rumer Willis' Cleavage Is Uncomfortable To Look At

Rumer Willis gave her mother a run for her money when the two showed up at some event in Beverly Hills last night.

The problem? Her mother is Demi f^cking Moore and she’s Rumer f^cking Willis!

A trannie can put on a push up bra, but it’s still a tranny!!

Here’s Chin Face dressed in drag accompanied by her mom, Demi Moore, and her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher.

Rumer Willis' Protruding Upper Lip is Sooooo Sexy

Actress Party girl Rumor Willis attended the 2nd Annual Think PR Pre-Sundance Lounge at Whiskey Blue in Brentwood, California yesterday. I bet you she’s pissed she won’t be Miss Golden Globe anymore, what with the awards show being canceled and all.

Whatever. The girl doesn’t deserve any more recognition. Her head is already too big for that body of hers, especially when you consider she hasn’t done jack.

“I feel like I’m really famous now. Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is. It’s a 24-hour job,” she says.

“It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you. Being famous isn’t going to parties … it’s about being able to use the power that we all have to kind of give back.”

Douche.

I’ve seen hemroids more attractive than her. See, kids, this is what happens when one’s mother has so much plastic surgery that it can no longer be determined what their offspring will look like.

Photo of Rumer’s sexy momma Demi Moore after the jump!

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