Danielle Lloyd Gets Naked for Eco-Friendly Club

British model Danielle Lloyd, who drives a rather eco-hateful Bentley Continental, gets naked and wrapped in ivy in the name of Mother Earth for the latest issue of Zoo Weekly Magazine.

The world’s first eco-friendly nightclub has hired the model to create buzz and ultimately draw clients to the new London club with her delicious naked ways.

Danielle might not really care for the environment, she cares about her vagina and that’s all that really matters.  So long as she generates enough cash that she can still go get a tan and Brazilian bikini wax each week, that’s what’s most important in this world.  Gotta keep that pussy hairless and sparkling.

More nakedness right this way….

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What the Hell is Wrong with Danielle Lloyd?

If I didn’t know any better I’d have thought these were photographs of a wax figure of British model Danielle Lloyd.

Between the overly done tan, fake tits, and wax-like face, the only difference between Danielle and a blow-up doll is that she she has a real vagina. And even then who knows. It wouldn’t be a surprise to discover she’s undergone a vaginoplasty.

Here’s Danielle at The Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards at Battersea Evolution Marquee in London earlier this week.

More of the wax figure over yonder…

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UK Model Danielle Lloyd's Mammaries In A Bikini

Chicks like Danielle Lloyd have it so good and they probably don’t even know it.

Fugly she is not, but there’s no denying the fact that Danielle is nothing but a chick with an average face, and an average body, who somehow got lucky and was able to capitalize by selling average to the world.

Which makes me think she’s probably as average in the bedroom, seeing as how she’s gotten away with giving the minimum for so long.

She’s the kind of chick who thinks she’s such hot stuff moving around and switching positions is beneath her. Instead she just lies there and does her nails while you do all the work.

Here’s Danielle and her mammaries poolside in Portugal over the weekend.

Danielle flashing her ass in 3…2…1…

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A Chestastic Danielle Lloyd Does NUTS Magazine

Like boobtastic models Keeley Hazell and Denise Milani, British model Danielle Lloyd has a pretty spectacular mangos, if you know what I’m talking about.  I’m not even sure what that means, but it sounds sweet doesn’t it?

See more of Danielle Lloyd’s mangos in the Aug. issue of NUTS Magazine below.

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Danielle Lloyd's Mammaries Come Out to Play

Admittedly she’s no Keeley Hazell, but UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd is way bang worthy.  Unlike Keeley, Danielle’s breasts aren’t real, as you can see by these photos of her at the “Adulthood” film premiere held in London yesterday.

I love a good rack as much as the next chick, but it doesn’t really turn me on when I see a scar running across the bottom of your boob.  It’s kinda like staring at a C-section scar while eating out a girl’s snatch.  Actually, no.  A C-section scar is way worse.

Because the entire time I kept looking up and thinking, ‘Some dude left his DNA inside the cavern my tongue is now and then they sliced her open and removed a living, breathing fetus. It’s at that point you realize you have to stop hooking up with high school girls.

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Danielle Lloyd Flaunts Her Trimmed Down Body

UK model Danielle Lloyd showed off her trimmed down figure while on vacation in Dubai yesterday.

The 24-year-old lingerie model shed weight after singing on and training for Celebrity Gladiator.

The former Miss Great Britain said: “I was so excited when I was asked to do the show.

“I remember watching Gladiators every Saturday night when I was a kid. I never thought that one day I would be a contender myself.”

“I thought I was fit until I started training, but after the first day, every muscle in my body was aching.”

She recently insured her body for £2million, claiming “my figure is my fortune.”

Damn, £2million is whole lotta cash.  Kinda makes you wonder what Kim Kardashian has insured her ginormous ass for?  It probably depreciates every time a new man dumps his load inside it.  Nobody wants used goods!

Danielle Lloyd Covers Up Her Mammaries

UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd made a less than stellar appearance at the “27 Dresses” Gala Screening in London yesterday. You’d figure a woman who’s known for having nice juggs would put them on display the way God intended. Who does she think she is? Next thing you know she’ll be running for Prime Minister!

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Danielle Lloyd Upskirt Photos

Over the weekend UK glamour model Danielle Lloyd flashed her covered her fish taco outside Movida Nightclub in London. That’s it. There was no actual exposed labia or anything, but labia in motion isn’t exactly worth rubbing one out too.

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Danielle Lloyd Wants You To Unload

Methinks these photos of Danielle Lloyd in the February 2008 issue of Loaded Magazine aren’t new and may actually be from an old photoshoot. In the end, however, your peen doesn’t give a rat’s ass whether or not the images are current. All it knows is that there’s a hot chick in front of it and it cannot wait to blow its load all over that perfect body. Can you really blame it?

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Step Aside Carmen Electra

UK hottie Danielle Lloyd has a fitness DVD coming out, which should prove better than Carmen Electra’s latest fitness disaster.

“I had a personal trainer for two months before we shot the DVD because I wanted to be in good shape for it,” she says. “It was such good fun shooting it all, but it’s really hard work!

Danielle Lloyd is a woman I can see myself working out to, in all honesty. Look at her, she looks fabulous without looking like some plastic surgeon’s regular. She has a hot body, without living at the gym.

Had she been smart, however, she would have done the video in the nude. Then she’d have both ends of the market, male and female.

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