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Once an addict, always an addict.  Courtney Love‘s friends have expressed concern over the skeletal ghost, who says she shed her unwanted weight thanks to her hypnotist.

A friend said said: ‘Her weight would always yo-yo depending on whether she was doing drugs or not but then she cleaned up her act in rehab and replaced drugs with food. But Courtney is an addict and now she is addicted to losing weight.

‘Ever since she’s been seeing McKenna for hypnosis sessions, she’s lost more weight. It doesn’t look good but she thinks he’s a genius.’

This boiled chicken isn’t addicted to weight loss via hypnosis.  This boiled chicken is addicted to drugs.  Period.  C’mon, “kookoo bananas?”

Old bikini pics from back in March below.

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Courtney Love was recently photographed inside a grocery cart while her patchouli-smelling boyfriend pushed her pale ass.

We shouldn’t judge too harshly.  How else was she to get home from her dealer’s drug den?  Sometimes all you have is your car to pay your dealers with.  At least she didn’t turn over daughter Frances Bean‘s virginity.  I wouldn’t put it past her.

I mean, she already sold Kurt Cobain‘s ashes for smack.  You and I both know that’s what really happened!

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See this is why I don’t eat chicken.  Especially not boiled chicken.  I once had this roommate in college who would boil her chicken and then leave the pot with poultry water sitting on the stove for days.  It was absolutely fabulous waking up to the smell of rotting animal flesh.

She also had a thing for hot dogs.  This girl could not get enough hot dogs.  Morning, noon, and night. She was Mexican, too, which made it all oddly patriotic somehow.  There’s nothing more American than hot dogs.  Except for maybe hot wings.

In any case, the boiled carcass of a chicken known as Courtney Love merged from the pits of hell last Friday to drop her late husband’s name in exchange for crack love and attention.

Since the stealing of Kurt Cobain‘s ashes Courtney claims she’s becoming suicidal.  She said last month: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.” Cross your fingers!!

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Courtney Love traded Kurt Cobain‘s ashes for blow. Now she’s saying they were stolen. Nice.

She had kept the singer’s ashes in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.

But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewelry.

Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me.

“I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.” She said: “They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. “Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

Francis Bean must hate her life.

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Courtney Love at the Hysteric Glamour Party in West Hollywood last night.

She’s a beauty, isn’t she? Nice bangs.

Courtney Love Puts In Her Two Cents, Kinda

Our favorite addict ,Courtney Love (Sorry, Lindsay!), has finally quit biting her tongue spilling the beans on what she thinks of Britney Spears, stating on her MySpace blog:

“I know everything the DCS in LA is a horror show they are angry … they hated me for my status welath etc – and they took it our on the kid once your in that system it s f**ke duyiup sio B get OUT!!!!! … before you judge walka mile in her shoes.”

Um, que? In true Courtney fashion the skank makes no sense. Brit Brit and her were probably doing meth together at the time. Either that or she’d just achieved orgasm, thereby clouding her thoughts. I’m betting on the former.

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Not That Much of a Stretch, Really

What Nicole Kidman has done with herself lately, I am unaware, but her face is starting to look fug like Courtney Love‘s. I can’t quite put my finger on what’s altered on Nicole, but I believe it’s her lips. They’re starting to look deformed. The Hollyweird chicks really need to stop screwing around with their faces.

Kurt Cobain Would Die For A Pair of Doc Martens

The image of the late, great Kurt Cobain is being used in a Doc Marten shoe advertisement running in the UK. The shoe company has launched the ad in promotion of its AirWair line, which also features other dead rock stars, including Joe Strummer of the Clash, Joey Ramone of The Ramones, and Sid Vicious of The Sex Pistols.

A rep for the plastic surgery addict says,

“Courtney had no idea this was taking place and would never have approved such a use. She thinks it’s outrageous that a company is allowed to commercially gain from such a despicable use of her husband’s picture. It does appear that in the UK what Dr. Martens has done is allowed. Courtney did not, and would not, approve of such a use of Kurt’s name and likeness.”

Face the facts Courtney, you’re just pissed because you didn’t make any money from his name this time. You’re nothing but trash and the widow to a once a great man and no one wants anything to do with you unless to ridicule you and your botched plastic surgery.

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