Charlize Theron Burglarized

TMZ reports Charlize Theron‘s Hollywood home was burglarized this weekend. No word yet on what was stolen.

Please let it be porn, please let it be porn!! Not internet porn, but good old fashioned homemade amateur porn featuring Ms. Theron herself.

There’s no denying Charlize is one smokin’ babe, but it’d be nice to see her frisky side. I’m not asking to see any booty sex, but some sucky sucky wouldn’t hurt.

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Charlize Theron Is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire Magazine has deemed Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Problem is the photos they posted of her barely show her face, or her tits. I know it’s one of the classier men’s magazines, but still.

Personally, her beauty goes beyond her rack. I mean, the woman can build bongs out of apples. She’s like Jesus and stuff. I bet she can even turn water into wine. You know, if she really wanted to.

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Charlize Theron In Love with Howie Mandel

It seems Charlize Theron has quite the love affair going on with Howie Mandel, according to director Paul Haggis who discovered the secret relationship while shooting her new film.

“I went to Charlize’s trailer to talk to her about a scene, and I heard these really strange sounds inside,” Haggis told PEOPLE Wednesday at a screening of Elah in Sag Harbor, New York. “I heard Howie Mandel’s voice. Inside the trailer, she was watching the video [game] version of Deal or No Deal.”

So she’s actually addicted to the “Deal or No Deal” video game, but could you imagine if it had been her rubbing his bald head? The vision of him poking her with his cucumber is sickening enough for me to gauge my eyes out with a vibrator.

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