Which Ass Would You Tap?

Here are some photographs of Kim Kardashian, alongside Carmen Electra, on the set “Disaster Movie” in Shreveport, Louisiana. Nick Lachey’s skank, Vanessa Minnillo, was also on set.

The idea of these two trashtastic hos hooking up is enough to make one want to take a bathroom to play with one’s self. Better yet, the two of them in a tag team. A throbbing c()ck in Kim’s ass, while she licks Carmen Electra. That would be awesome.

Kim Kardashian Opens Wide

I’m not buying it. Kim can totally open her mouth wider than that. Or else how would Reggie leave his DNA inside her mouth?

Here are Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra on the set of “Disaster Movie” earlier today.

Carmen Electra Does Maximal France

Here’s Carmen Electra and her mammaries in the May ’08 issue of Maximal Magazine France.

Photoshop can really do wonders.

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Carmen Electra and her fiance, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson, were in attendance at the T-Mobile Sidekick Tone-Def After Party at Coachella over the weekend.

These two might be in love, but I just want to take them two home and give them a good bath.  Bitches look dirty!

Carmen really ought to have left her ‘I’m ready for my facial’ look in the bedroom.  We get it — you’re sexy.  Now close your mouth before some perv gives you a drive-by shooting, if you know what I mean.

Is Carmen Electra Still Relevant?

Having turned four years shy of 40, aging American glamour model Carmen Electra celebrated her birthday at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada Friday evening.

Amazing how former supermodel/modern-day MILF Cindy Crawford far surpasses Electra despite her being six years older than the retired Baywatch babe. It’s a shame because I actually like Carmen Electra.

Even with all the surgery she’s undoubtedly subjected herself to, the woman still shows the wear and tear of a life filled with abundant levels of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. She looks worn out and permanently unamused.

Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if her vagina is a victim of vaginoplasty. She would totally do it, too. Because nobody wants to tap an old cavity lined with loose and soggy pelvic muscles.

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Bedroom Tips Courtesy of Carmen Electra

American glamour model Carmen Electra promoted the release of her latest DVD “Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom” at MTV’s “TRL” earlier this week.

While in attendance the 35-year-old advised one way woman can please their men: lap dances.

Carmen said: “You should show your boyfriend a lap dance and dress up in sexy clothes. This DVD can help you look sexy.”

Let’s hope the aging model has a backup career plan because a 50-year-old woman taking her clothes off is not something people want to see, unless you’re in Atlanta’s prized Claremont Lounge strip club.

At least there you can see the world’s best aging stripper crush PBR cans with her own breasts!

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Stinky Poonnanny

If you want to buy me something for Christmas, may I suggest Carmen Electra‘s new workout DVD, titled “Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom.” I’ve never been more adamant about exercising in the new year than right now.

In looking at these images all I can say is I hope that stage was well ventilated. Nothing like a room of sweaty poonnanny stanking up the room with a smell that can best be identified as the combination of semen and Ranch flavor Doritos.

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Used Tampon Alert!

Oh dear sweet Jesus. What has become of Carmen Electra?

I’ve seen used tampons that look better than her.

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Carmen Electra Reenacts Birthing

Like a baby busting out of the perfect lips, Carmen Electra kicks her legs while swinging on a giant NuvaRing at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.

Because photo rights were assigned to only one photographer, the event’s photographers had to sign contracts stating they would be fined $25,000 if they took photos of her. She’s not worth that much. Carmen must have this confused with 1996.

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Pour Some Baby Oil On that Bod

Carmen Electra took to the beaches of Malibu this weekend, and her body looked impeccable. Wouldn’t you just love to slather that chest with suntan lotion… or baby oil? The buzz kill is knowing she’s played with Dennis Rodman’s basketballs.

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