The John Edwards Sex Tape Will Be the Best One Yet

Everyone is all like, oooh I want to see what it looks like when Leighton Meester has sex or when Carla Bruni has sex.  To them I say, whatever.  WHATEVER!

The only celebrity sex tape I want to see is John Edwards‘s.  Sexy John Edwards pics, after the jump.  

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World Leaders Remark on Michael Jackson's Death, But Why Nothing Yet From Obama?

An interesting development in the MJ story here: Barack Obama has not yet released a statement regarding Michael Jackson‘s death.  He’s a busy man, with more important things to do, yes, but he has many staff members to knock out these sorts of tasks, and the precedent of other presidents would suggest that such a high-caliber death deserves a statement of appreciation and condolence.  After all, Michael Jackson is the most famous person to die this decade.  He was the most recognized and beloved figure in the world in his heyday, and his global luminosity had probably never been matched until, well, Barack Obama himself.

But Michael Jackson also lived a life that was at best weird and at worst perverted and pedophilic.  Other world leaders have begun weighing in, and this isn’t the first time a president has had to address a controversial death…  

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French First Lady Carla Bruni Might Have a Sex Tape, But at This Point, Who Doesn't?

Thieves recently stole hundreds of “intimate” pics and videos of French First Lady Carla Bruni.  By which I mean, freedom voyeurs recently liberated hundreds of sex pics and videos of French First Lady and accomplished starf*cker Carla Bruni.  The images were being kept in the home of her ex-boyfriend’s brother (the boyfriend, not the president, is the other one in the pictures) to prevent against them being stolen and distributed all over the internet for the purpose of national embarrassment.  Oops!  But wait – what if they weren’t “stolen” at all?

Drama!  Suspense!  More Carla Bruni pics!  After the jump!

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Your Daily Fug!

Photographed waving at fans outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre following her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday, First Lady of France Carla Bruni-Sarkozy was not her normal beautiful self as seen in these pics of the unusually pasty white Italian model.

These photos are a big departure from her usual hot self.  Whether or not she’s gone under the knife recently, once thing is for certain, that’s one face I would hate to see bopping up and down between my legs.  That mug is one acid tab away from transforming into Ledger’s Joker.

Check out Carla back when she was hot (and nude) here and here.

Nude Photograph of Carla Bruni Sold for $91,000

The above photograph of former model and current First Lady of France, Carla Bruni, sold for $91,000 at Christie’s auction house yesterday.

The painting far superseded it’s estimated worth, after it was originally expected to only pull in a mere $3,000. The photograph was taken 1993 when the Italian beauty was a professional model.

Meanwhile, the nude photograph of Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen brought in $193,000. No word on how much the nude Kate Moss painting went for.

I don’t know who in their right mind would pay that much for a photograph, especially the Bundchen or Moss nude photographs. As a matter of fact, I own a copy of the Moss nude photo. It’s one of the photographs in a used display book I bought at The Museum of Sex in NYC for a measly $20.

Below is the uncensored photo of Bruni, and an additional nude photo I managed to find of her.

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Still More Explicit Photos of Carla Bruni Exist

German collector Gert Elfering is auctioning his entire 135-piece collection of nude celebrity photos at Christie’s in New York next month.

The auction, which takes place April 10, is expected to bring in over $4.5 million.

A part of that collection is this 1993 nude photograph of former model, turned First Lady of France, Carla Bruni.

Michel Comte, the photographer who snapped the now famous photo said of it:

“I have other nude photographs of Carla far more explicit, but I would never sell them,” Swiss photographer Michel Comte was quoted as saying in the daily Le Matin.

Photographer Comte said he had taken thousands of shots of Bruni in the 10 years they worked together, and the nude being auctioned was taken at the end of a session for Italian Vogue magazine.

Comte said he had no idea how the photo had ended up at auction - “I must have given it to someone as a gift,” he said.

I don’t think that photo is all that enticing. Especially compared to her nude photos in Max Magazine. She had more fire in her eyes in those photos.

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France's First Lady Topless in GQ Magazine

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, but one thing is for certain: She’s no Carla Bruni. The Italian model, and First Lady of France, wasn’t shy about revealing her birthday suit to us in the upcoming April issue of GQ Magazine.

This isn’t the first time the French-raised beauty has stripped for the cameras. The ever sexy Carla was also nude in the February issue of Max Magazine.

In the past Carla dated bigwigs such as Donald Trump and Mick Jagger, but finally settled down and married French President Nicolas Sarkozy in February of this year despite her having once said, “I’m monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry.”

Dear sweet Jesus, this woman is a fine piece of meat. Oh how I’d love to wriggle my tongue between those shapely ass cheeks of hers.

And to think she gets off on forming a sexual union with more than one male. SMH. The idea of humping two men at once is enough to make the driest of nuns spring a leak.

Did I mention she’s 40-years-old? Talk about aging gracefully.

NSFW Max Magazines photos after the jump!

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