Camila Alves

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August 11, 2008 @ 3:17 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Your Daily Fug!

$Model/designer Camila Alves and actor Matthew McConaughey attend the launch of Camila Alves\' handbag collection MUXO at Kitson Studio on August 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.$

Marijuana might not make you suck a dealer’s dirty cannoli for the drug, but in the case of Matthew McConaughey it will make you do things equally as dirty.

During a recent interview with CNN’s House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta*, McConaughey revealed he saved the placenta from baby Levi’s birth. The out-of-the-closet stoner shared his plan to use the placent to fertilize plants.

“It’s going to be in the orchards and it’s going to bear some wonderful fruit,” he said.

“When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river . . . and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.

“This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous.”

A placenta fruit tree. Yum.

Let’s be real here, Matthew isn’t going to use the placenta for gardening. He’s going to use the maroon colored substance as bong water.

Below, Matt and his Brazilian model girlfriend/baby mama Camila Alves at the launch of her new handbag collection in L.A. last week.

$Model/designer Camila Alves and actor Matthew McConaughey attend the launch of Camila Alves\' handbag collection MUXO at Kitson Studio on August 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1$ $Model/designer Camila Alves and actor Matthew McConaughey attend the launch of Camila Alves\' handbag collection MUXO at Kitson Studio on August 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3$ $Model/designer Camila Alves and actor Matthew McConaughey attend the launch of Camila Alves\' handbag collection MUXO at Kitson Studio on August 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 4$ $Model/designer Camila Alves and actor Matthew McConaughey attend the launch of Camila Alves\' handbag collection MUXO at Kitson Studio on August 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 5$

*In related news, last week I saw Dr. Sanjay Gupta at Atlanta’s infamous PBR joint Moe’s and Joe’s drinking beer with three other suits. Unfortunately he was drinking Hoegaarden beer, not PBR. It would have been pretty sweet if he drank PBR instead.

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July 7, 2008 @ 10:30 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

McConaughey's THC Sperm Works After All

Light the cigar joint, kids! Matthew McConaughey‘s model girlfriend, Camila Alves, has given birth to a 7 lb., 4 oz. baby boy.

Born at 6:22 p.m. in California yesterday, the bongo enthusiast said of his newborn child:

“Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together.”

Amazing to think his sperm still works after all the ganja this dude has inhaled. No word yet on whether or not he’s named the future stoner Budweiser or PBR.

Below, photos of his tight Brazilian girlfriend pre-vaginal sperm consumption. Enjoy.

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Additional gallery after the jump!

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January 31, 2008 @ 4:56 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

She Knows What She's Got

Actor Matthew McConaughey and Fiancee Camilla Alves arrives at “Fools Gold Premiere” Los Angeles premiere at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on January 30, 2008 in Hollywood, California.

Knocked-up Brazilian model Camila Alves was all a glow at the Los Angeles premiere of boyfriend Matthew McConaughey‘s crappy looking film ~~“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Part 2″~~ “Fools Gold” in Hollywood yesterday.

The woman better be smiling. Not only has her beautiful ass snagged Hollywood’s hottest gentleman, but he’s a well-endowed gentleman to boot. Because how sweet a man can be doesn’t matter if he can’t get us chicks off.