Brittany Murphy Dies

After the devastating news of Bengals receiver Chris Henry’s tragic death, another celebrity has also passed away. Brittany Murphy was pronounced dead Sunday morning after going into full cardiac arrest. The actress was known for her roles in such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile.” Details are still foggy about her death, but sources say that the actress had been vomiting and was experiencing flu-like symptoms before she died.

Via: TMZ

BLIND ITEM ROUND-UP: J. Lo Has No Dough, Britney Murphy Sex Tapes to Get "Leaked"

Puerto Rican duo Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Belgium airport with twins Max and Emme in Belgium on Wednesday.

If the following blind item is about this power couple is true then that would explain her lame transition into reality television.  Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Crazy Days and Nights

#1 – Apparently if I wish and wish and wish, then sometimes they do come true. This is an A list couple with an A list lifestyle. If I give you their description it would give it a way. Does A+ name recognition help? Anyway they haven’t been doing much lately. Oh, they make noise and it appears as if they are doing something, but in reality. Nothing. No money is coming in but lots and lots is flooding out. It has got so bad that the couple only have one employee. One. I take that back. They do have a gardener at one of their houses, but not for long. They are trying to sell that property and just about everything else they own. I don’t know if anyone has said it out loud, but the bankruptcy word has been whispered. She wants to call some famous friends for a loan but his pride won’t let her do it. Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony or maybe Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner?

#2 – Speaking of financial messes, this other celebrity couple is in even worse shape. Actually the male half of the couple is a celebrity in the sense that he is married to the female actress who was once at the very top of the world and has slowly, but steadily just about crashed to the bottom. In one more year, people will be “who?” It has got so bad financially with their raging drug habit and his legal problems that they have started making sex tapes which are going to be “stolen.” Outrage will follow and then hopefully enough money from the distributor to last until she can find someone willing to pay her what she used to get for acting. Brittany Murphy

#3 – What mullet haired singer cheated on his current wife and ex-wife with both males and females? Billy Ray Cyrus

I’m praying to the sex gods Brittany Murphy does not release a sex tape.  The idea of her sucking her monkey of a husband’s hairy nut sack while high on meth is enough to make me my vagina pack up her bags and run away for good this time.

Photos of La Lopez and Anthony over Father’s Day weekend in 3…2…1…

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Brittany Murphy Might Be A Crackhead

New Blind Item via Crazy Days & Nights:

Our B list film actress who happens to be married to a real winner was on a recent modeling shoot. Our actress loves crack and had arranged to meet a friend of a friend while she was in this city not her own who was going to supply her with everything she needed. He did show up, and she bought enough rocks to get her through the day. Unfortunately she didn’t have a crack pipe because she didn’t want to carry it on the plane. Her dealer didn’t have one either. To say she was upset was an understatement. She sent her dealer and her assistant out to get one. They came back a short while later with one they had got from a homeless person for $100. Our actress didn’t even bother to say thanks. Just spent the next hour in kind of a haze, the photo shoot be damned.

Brittany Murphy sounds about right.

These photos might have been taken back in January, but just look at how spent she looks.  The word choice “married to a real winner” is just dripping with sarcasm.

Girl has gone and lost her head.

Your Daily Fug!

My eyes! My eyes! Quick, someone spray me with Mace!

Here’s Brittany Murphy and her greasy husband Simon Monjack at the opening of some store in Coral Gables, Florida yesterday.

Brittany needs to seriously stop toying with her lips. Homegirl looks like she took a penis pump to them. Fug.

More fug after the jump!

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That Was Way Harsh, Tai

Whether or not Brittany Murphy was ever hot is still up for debate, but whether or not she should reproduce with her fugly writer-director husband Simon Monjack, 38, goes without question.

Still the couple, whose 1-year anniversary is still a month away, has made plans to procreate within the next year.

During a recent interview with People Magazine, Brittany, 30, said of their plans: “Please God, next year [we're] having a family! Yes! Yes!”

Ugh, this man is going to shoot his load inside her vagina and then his seed will grow into something more horrid looking. *Shudders*

Brittany Murphy in Maxim Magazine after the jump!

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Brittany Murphy Has Issues

Something tells me Brittany Murphy was abused as a child. While else would she marry  her dog of a husband, Simon Monjack? Daddy must have done some sick shit to her, because she was engaged three times in three years and THIS is the guy she settled with.

Meanwhile, New York Magazine tells the tale of an insecure Brittany at NYC’s Fall 2008 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, who dodged reporters and questions about starting a family with her rapist. I mean, her hubby. Excuse me.

At Monday evening’s Max Azria show, we caught sight of Murphy — the first celebrity to wander out from backstage after photographers waited for about 40 minutes — refusing an interview with one gossip-magazine reporter by placing her hand gently on the girl’s arm and intoning, “Not for that magazine. Your magazine HURT. MY. LIFE.” As the reporter stammered an apology, Murphy cooed, “I’m so sorry. It’s not you. Any other one, People, whatever, but not yours.”

The wan Murphy, truth be told, was both amusing and a little all-over-the-place. One minute she was cooing about wanting children since back when she was practically a baby herself; the next she dodged questions about actually starting a family — and at one point she tapped a photographer on the shoulder to beg for a retake on a photo she feared was ugly.

Of course she doesn’t want to talk about starting a family. She’s got major daddy issues to resolve before she even thinks of popping anything out of her vagina and breastfeeding it.

Brittany Spears already has that trainwreck covered.