Britney Spears

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The Michael Jackson Saga: Bubbles the Pet Chimpanzee Speaks

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All the supporting players in the surreal Michael Jackson life-play are coming out of the woodwork now to get theirs.  Uri Geller, a q-side celebrity in Britain who has the power to bend spoons with his mind (aliens granted it to him, apparently), has rattled off a whole host of Jackson problems and secrets, from his doctor-assisted drug use to his secret girlfriend (hmm).

But perhaps most noteworthy is the new interview in which Bubbles, MJ’s chimapanzee friend, finally breaks the silence.  Details and video interview with Bubbles the chimpanzee, after the fame… after the jump.  

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Russian Pig Farmer May Buy the Britney Spears Mansion

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Britney Spears is selling her 7500 square-foot Beverly Hills mansion – or trying to, anyway.  The house was first listed on the market in September at $7.9 million, but earlier this month, this price was slashed to $6.5 million.

This has attracted an unexpected potential buyer, a 48-year-old Russian farmer known only as Alexei.  Alexei’s real estate holdings are already significant:

“The man has primarily been involved in agriculture for the past 16 years. At the current time among Alexei’s assets are 1,000 hectares of land, two pig farms, horticultural gardens and fruit and vegetable production facilities.”

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Random Word Association: Britney Spears Topless. Go.

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Every blog large and small round the globe is reporting on Today’s Big Story.  What is it?  Obama invaded North Korea?  The sinking of the Hindenburgtanic?  Techno music is cool again?  No.  (But soon.)

It’s Britney Spears and her photos of not having a shirt on!  This post is work-friendly, by the way, but links to the NSFW stuff, after the jump.

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Britney Posts Video Of Sons Dancing

Sean Preston and Jaden James showing off their moves.

Here’s a video of Sean Preston and Jaden James dancing during the break in Britney’s tour.  They’re adorable but my big fear is now that there’s video of them on the internet being little Britney Spears puppets she’ll force them into indentured servitude like her mother did her by putting them in the entertainment industry like her mother did her.  At any rate, I suppose we should all support this by watching what might be an exploitative video of children after the jump>>>

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Even Kevin Federline Is Not Recession-Proof

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What’s a commodity that can hold its market value and reliably generate profit even in an adverse economic climate?  The obvious answer would have to be “Kevin Federline,” right?  And yet, now word comes out that even that man who gave this world “PopoZao” is struggling in these economically trying times.  Actually, he’s straight-up broke. 

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Britney Spears Is Joined Onstage by Another Confused Drunk

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If you missed this over the weekend, there was a silly drunk person doing a confused, possibly shirtless dance onstage at a Britney Spears concert.  I mean, there were two, but one of them wasn’t Britney.  It was some guy from the Connecticut audience!  The cops took him away.  Good on you for doing something not boring, Connecticut!  Video after the jump. 

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Brit Brit Gets Restraining Order & Extends Tour!

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When Britney’s not flashing her tampon string, asking people not to get high or talking about her vagina showing while performing on stage home girl is dealing with her legal problems, which are bountiful.  I guess that’s what happens when you go absoultely bonkers!

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Britney is Smokin' Hot When Photoshopped

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Check out the latest promos for shoe company Candie’s, featuring singer Britney Spears. One cannot deny that the pop-princess’ looks have improved over the last year, but let’s be real! She may not be as shapely as Kim Kardashian, but that doesn’t mean her skin is as smooth and flawless as a blow-up doll’s!

She’s kinda like one of those guys or girls on dating and networking sites that always share their old pics from when they were hot, and then when they show up on the date they’re about 20 lbs. heavier, their bra is clearly padded, and they really don’t like taking up their chocolate starfish like they said they did.

Scope out the rest of Britney’s flawless promos for Candie’s in 3….2….1…..

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Your Daily Fug! Creepy Creeperton Obsessed with Pop Icon Britney Spears

Artist Scott Seekins, who has made Britney Spears his muse and has devoted most of his work to the pop princess. (1)

There’s admiration and then there’s obsession.

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Video Of The Day: Britney Spears Calls For Help

Britney Spears calls attorney to help end her conservatorship with her father.

Most recently it’s been reported that Britney Spears is trying to get out of her conservatorship.  Mostly these stories have been leaked by douche bag face and Brit Brit’s former lover, Adnan Ghalib.  Now there appears to be more evidence that Britney is trying to get away from the clutches of her father.  A purported voice mail recording has been leaked of Miss Spears asking detailed questions about how to get rid of Daddy Spears.

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