Britney Spears Accused Of Hitting, Having Sex In Front Of Children

As much as we love to celebrity trainwrecks, we’re actually really, really hoping that this one isn’t true. A former bodyguard for Britney Spears is saying the the singer did the absolutely unthinkable to her children. Find out more about the allegations after the jump.

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Britney Spears Looks Pretty Damn Good In A Bikini (PHOTOS)

Finally! Britney Spears has taken a shower, redone her extensions and lost some extra cushion for the pushin’… and we can all thank Glee for that. Check out more photos after the jump.

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Britney Spears Accused of Sexually Harassing Bodyguard

In a break from Lindsay Lohan craziness we bring to you another formerly hot chick who has undoubtedly gone off the deep end. The latest accusations against Britney Spears: coming on to her bodyguard hardcore. Being sexually harassed by Britney doesn’t seem that terrible, except the fact that she is certifiably nuts. Find out just how uncomfortable Fernando Flores’ job got after the jump.

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When You Thought Life Couldn't Get Worse For Lindsay Lohan, She Gets Out Done By Snooki

That high-pitched yelping you’re hearing right now is Lindsay Lohan screaming in agony. Find out why after the jump.

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Man Could Get A Serious Sentence For Hacking Barack Obama, Britney Spears' Twitter

I knew Twitter would get someone in trouble one day! A French man is facing up to two years in the slammer after hacking into President Obama‘s and Britney Spears‘ Twitter accounts. Funny thing is he didn’t even have to post anything to get in trouble with authorities. The man in question called himself Hacker Croll and was able to access Brit and Obama’s Twitters by guessing the security question that pops up when users forget their password. This dude didn’t take the time to hack in so that he can screw around with their tweets, but just wanted to prove how awesome he was at guessing games. While that would have been all well and good (and probably not that big of a deal), this genius decided to take screencaps of his accomplishments and post them all over the Internet. Not a good plan. That’s when authorities learned about Hacker Croll’s penchant for password guessing and worked with French police to apprehend him.

While hacking into the Commander-in-Chief’s Twitter must have been incredibly exciting, posting your accomplishment for all the world to see probably wasn’t the best use of this guy’s time. Next time you have something exciting to tell your friends, you might just want to hollar at them via cell phone.

Via: Perez Hilton

Kevin Federline Renovates Home With Taco Bell Bags and Cigarette Butts

Growing up, I had an uncle, one of like 7 on my mom’s side, whom I was told to avoid.  ”If Uncle Jackson shows up at our door, lock the dead-bolt and come get Mommy or Daddy.”  I always imagined that Uncle Jackson had a car on which one of the quarterpanels was a different color than the rest of the body, and that he paid for any purchase under $10 with expired coupons and coins (“Uncle Jackson doesn’t use the Coinstar because it gives 5% of your change away to charities”).  But what would have happened if Uncle Jackson had married a fantastically rich but reality-handicapped superstarstress?  The answer, of course, is Kevin Federline.  K-Fed was recently sued to the tune of $110,661 by the owners of the last house he rented.

Kevin Federline did not pay the rent, you see (party foul!), and also created a bit of a mess.  Here is the list of home defurbishments listed in the suit, all donated by the Kevin Federline Extreme Home Makeover Experience, plus pictures.

1) Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles…  

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Shakira Finally Ready to Give the World a Striptease Video

The striptease music video is something of a rite for American lady popstars, the point at which the singer decides it’s time, career-wise, to say look, I’m Sexual!  Though, in fact, everyone else was having these thoughts for years.  Britney‘s done it, Madonna‘s done it, Xtina was basically orbiting a stripper pole from 2002 to 2005.  And now, a little belatedly, Shakira‘s doing one.

It’s for the new single “She Wolf.”  Says the director, “Shakira is getting in touch with her inner She Wolf which is a kind of predatory sensuality.”  Though she’s in a cage, which is great for the whole stripper thing, but kind of deflates the predator metaphor, you know?  Behind-the-scenes footage and a clip from the new vid, ATJ.  

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Britney Spears Teaches English

Ahh, the Britney Spears everyone knows and wants to love.  However, she might not be the same ol’ Brit Brit but she still does the trick for lots of cronies in Russia that are trying to learn to speak English.  Awesomely, using the lyrics of her songs the best they will know about English is the term, “Baby, one more time.”  So if they every decide to visit the Mustang Ranch–they’re set.

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The Only Superhero I Need Is Justin Timberlake (He Might Be in "Green Lantern")

Sad lonely Green Lantern is the one superhero left not to have his own movie.  But he may have the best movie of all.  Because while other heroes got Tobey Maguire, Robert Downey, Jr., Christian Bale, and whoever was in Superman – all fine actors – Green Lantern may be none other than Justin Timberlake.  Casting is for the movie is going down as we speak, so to speak.

This week, the race narrowed to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds and Justin Timberlake. The clock is ticking on the decision as the holding deal the studio had on the actors expired Monday, meaning the three are now free to accept other offers.

Bradley Cooper was the Hangover guy and Ryan Reynolds was in that one movie, but neither of them has wooed Britney Spears using only a penis and a gift box.  More details…  

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Hey Russians: Learn Drunken English, With the New Britney Spears Method!

Britney Spears is a cultural ambassador no doubt, like it or not.  So it only makes sense that in Russia, “Mother Britni” is the patron saint of English as a second language.  Witness this ad for Ling-Way Language Center, in which a table of ancient Russian babushkas join in a chorus of “Hit Me Baby One More Time,” as imagined by the Macbeth witches.

With a 90-year-old Justin Timberlake on the accordian.  Excellent video, aTj:  

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