Beyoncé

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Beyonce and Jay-Z Raking in the Cash

Beyonce and her jigga Jay-Z have a lot to be happy about in 2010. The pair was recently given the honor of top-earning couple in Hollywood by Forbes magazine. So how much is the queen of the single ladies and her man who runs this town worth? Peep their stats and the full list after the jump.

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Jay-Z Takes Beyonce's Name

Hova has decided to add a little more Beyonce in his life and his name. The two have agreed to legally change their names to Shawn Knowles-Carter and Beyonce Knowles-Carter. Why the switch you ask? Find out why after the jump.

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Whose Bun Would You Butter: Beyonce vs. Anna Farris?

Beyonce in Herve Lerger!Anna Faris in Herve Leger!

Both of these ladies look totally yummy in that white Herve Leger bathing suit they’re sporting.  Still, which one makes you tickle in your nether regions?  Miss Anna Faris looks totally bad girl but Miss Beyonce looks super sultry all wet and glistening.

It’s your call guys>>>

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The 2009 Golden Globes Took Place Last Night

Actress Kate Winslet poses in the press room at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 11, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California.

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 3

Beyonce Knowles

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Rumer Willis

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (1)Salma Hayek at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (2)Salma Hayek at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (3)Salma Hayek at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (4)

Jennifer Morrison

Jennifer Morrison at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (1)Jennifer Morrison at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (2)Jennifer Morrison at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (3)Jennifer Morrison at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (4)

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (1)Miley Cyrus at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (2)Miley Cyrus at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (3)Miley Cyrus at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (4)

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (1)Heidi Klum at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (2)Heidi Klum at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (3)Heidi Klum at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (4)

Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (1)Lisa Rinna at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (2)Lisa Rinna at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (3)Lisa Rinna at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (4)

Brooke Burke

Brooke Burke at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (1)Brooke Burke at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (2)Brooke Burke at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (3)Brooke Burke at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Beverly Hills, California, Jan. 11, 2009. (4)

Check it: The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1 

and The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

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Divas Beyonce & Mariah Carey Play Together On NYE

Singers Mariah Carey and Beyonce Knowles celebrate New Years Eve together, January 2009 (1)

This is an incredible picture and not because Beyonce is playing paparazzi, but because divas Mariah Carey and Beyonce are existing together without their egos colliding.

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Beyonce Dresses In Drag for the 40th Annual Pincipales Awards

Performer Beyonce Knowles at the 40th Annual Principales Awards, December 2008

A lot of people think Beyonce Knowles is a raving beauty, but I just don’t see it anymore.  She looks the way my great Aunt Rita would when she’d apply her makeup after a three day drinking binge.  Consequently, it’s the same way anyone would look if Michael J. Fox did their makeup, just sayin’.

So here’s Beyonce and her costume change at the 40th Annual Principales Awards–although, for being a second rate artist she sure does get a ton of awards and fanfare.

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Beyoncé Shows Off Her Stems in Giant Magazine

Beyonce in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.

Check out these pics Beyoncé strutting her stuff in fishnet stockings in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.

There was a time I used to think she was absolutely beautiful, and while her physical beauty hasn’t diminished in the least, I can’t say I’m all about her anymore.

Perhaps it’s because I’m more of a rocker chick than a lover of pop or R&B, but she’s lost her allure. Now she’s just another Hollywood power player endorsing products and trying to take over the world.  

Me, I just like someone I can chill with.  If you and I can just go to a pool hall and have a couple beers and keep things low-key, then that’s the celebrity I want to meet.

Beyonce in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.   (1)Beyonce in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.   (2)Beyonce in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.   (3)Beyonce in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.   (4)

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Finally, Beyonce Does Not Look Like a Tranny

Singer Beyonce on the cover of GQ Germany, December 2008. (1)

Sometimes Beyonce looks like a busted Vegas stripper that’s been at it one years too many. Other times she looks awesome.  This magazine cover is one of those times.  Gosh, she is so super hot on the pages of GQ Germany that I will forgive her of the fact that most of the time she looks like a rediculously angry tranny hooker.

Singer Beyonce on the cover of GQ Germany, December 2008. (2)Singer Beyonce on the cover of GQ Germany, December 2008. (3)Singer Beyonce on the cover of GQ Germany, December 2008. (4)Singer Beyonce on the cover of GQ Germany, December 2008. (5)

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Unholy Matrimony

This is why you don’t get married because you’re knocked-up. Also, why I plan on hiring a private investigator should I ever tie the knot.

Blind Item via Panache Report:

Over the past few years, there has been a rash of marriages in black Hollywood. Recently, quicky marriages have become the rage. Despite his untold dedication to his wife. We have received reports that a newly married husband has been stepping out on his wife with a variety of call girls.

Our cheating hubby has rented suites stocked with weed and Dom. He loves to sexually entertain two women at a time. His favorite destination for call girl hookups is in Las Vegas. When he arrives in Las Vegas, sometimes, escorts are waiting for him in his limo and a lot of hanky panky goes on enroute to his hotel suite.

His wife remains clueless as he runs up a secretive tab for high end escorts. This has become an addiction for him. He tells his wife he has to go out of town on business when he’s really meeting up with ladies of the evening. The wife has allegedly been telling friends that their sex life had died down since their marriage because her husband is such a workaholic but the real reason is: He’s stepping out on her.

It’s a toss up between Usher and Tameka, or Jay-Z or Beyonce, but considering Jay’s recent involvement with opening his 40/40 Club in Vegas and NYC, he seems to fit the bill perfectly.

Dude, hookers over Beyonce? The man has lost his mind. So much for happily ever after!

Below, photos of Beyonce Knowles at the opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas.

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