Your Daily Fug! Aubrey O'Day Must Have Looked at Herself in the Mirror

Either someone put a mirror in front of Aubrey O’Day and showed her how ridiculous she looks, or someone just asked what it was like the first time her and P. Diddy had anal intercourse.

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The Complete Uncensored Nude Playboy Spread of Aubrey O'Day Revealed!

Bust out your favorite sock, because Aubrey O’Day’s full Playboy spread is finally here! The former Danity Kane singer sticks out her chest and bum as displayed in these pics from the pin-up magazine’s March issue.

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The First Set of Pics from Aubrey O'Days Playboy Photoshoot

Aubrey O’Day may not be the kind of girl you bring home to mom, but she’s definitely the kind you’d like to bend over the sink at a public restroom.

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AskMen.com's Top 99 Women of 2009 Revealed!

Fantabulous online men’s lifestyle magazine AskMen.com have finally unveiled their list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009! 

I must say, the list is filled with some gorgeous women. Still, it’s unbelievable to think that with more than 10 million votes cast, Kristen Bell managed to come in at No. 9, surpassing breathtaking beauties such as Camilla Belle, who came in at No. 67. Say what’?!

Before you take a sneak peak at the answers, who do you think deserves to be No. 1? 

AskMen.com’s Top 99 list revealed in 3…2…1…

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If It Moves, Aubrey O'Day Will Have Sex with It

UsWeekly is “exclusively” reporting that Aubrey O’Day is a skank is bisexual. Thing is, we already knew that. (See here.) She’s also into beastiality, too.  (And here.) They must not be subscribed to Skank Magazine.  (I get it for the articles.)

“At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually,” the former Danity Kane singer tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

“The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table,” she tells Us. “All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.”

Us Magazine needs to dig for better dirt if they want to stay at the top of their game. Like discovering that Aubrey doesn’t have herpes or has never had an abortion. Now that would truly be shocking.

Check out the pics of Aubrey trying to tongue her puppy while at the  DWTS Tour Kick-off Party for Lance Bass in Hollywood last week over here>>>

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Aubrey O'Day Prepares for the Money Shot

Check out these behind-the-scene shots of Aubrey O’Day‘s Complex Magazine photoshoot taken a few months back.

Is it just me, were you surprised to realize these photos didn’t include neither a van filled with cameramen, nor some big black dude and his two-digit stallion big enough to fit inside her guano-filled cave?  

‘Cause I’m pretty sure I’ve seen chicks that look just as classy as her in some equally compromising position, but I guess in their case they never repeat the taste of Puff Daddy’s DNA.

Check out the Aubrey O’Day gallery here, including her published Complex Magazine shots.

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Your Daily Fug!

Finally free from the stench of Cassie’s cundy on Diddy’s hands, Aubrey O’Day has been on the prowl for new salty meat to eat without the rest of the Danity Kane skanks looking over her shoulder like vultures.

Seen here frolicking with some unnamed vagina while in Miami over the weekend, it’s safe to say we know what goes on behind closed doors with these two. (Slurp, slurp.)

That room must smell like a fish taco stand out in the middle of the dessert peak summer, the owner, a white dude with dreads, stinking of patchooli and Taco Bell bean burritos.

A neo-hippie whose non-discriminate in the bedroom and is constantly snorting battery acid up her nose?  If my ex’s d!ck was able to break out into a rash because I ate fresh jalapeño at dinner, imagine what Aubrey’s beaver juice is capable of doing?

Victoria's Secret Pink Carpet Nobodys

If you ever plan on holding a major event, and you want to know if it was awesome or not, the best way to figure that out would be to check and see if skank of the century, Aubry O’Day showed up.  It’s true, Mother Teresa and Princess Diana could have risen from the dead to attend your event, but the second Aubrey shows her face, you know your party is officially over.

Anyways, other than Aubrey the usual idiots showed up to walk the prestigious pink carpet:  Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Sophia Vergara, Michelle Tractenberg, and Amanda Bynes.  Which reminds me, is Kim Kardashian’s ass on strike?  All of the recent pictures I’ve seen of her–she’s smothering her ass in fabric, which is, of course, a crime against humanity.

Basically, for a fashion event centered around underwear, most of these women are entirely too clothed.  Hello? Am I alone on this or should Sophia Vergara and Kim Kardashian come dressed in g-strings while everyone else should have been in pasties and panties?  Of course they should have.  When am I going to get paid to orchestrate these events.

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Aubrey O'Day is a Fish Taco w/Crabs for Halloween

I understand some of you men might have an issue with the word “fish taco” when applied to a woman’s flower, but tell me it’s not the perfect word for this disaster in front of us.

This costume so eloquently represents everything Aubrey HO’Day is:  a slut that smells of fish and has crabs. Wearing a condom might protect you from HIV, but it most certainly is not powerful enough to prevent your balls from smelling of fish once your through with her.

Here’s Aubrey dressed as a skanky mermaid for a Halloween party she hosted at Tabú Ultra Lounge in the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino last week.

By the way, love the coke bloat, Aubrey. It does wonders for your figure.

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