VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards Gallery

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Whose Bun Would You Butter? Kate vs. Angelina

The 14th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards was held in Santa Monica last night, where actresses Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Jolie strutted their stuff down the red carpet.

Both these women are some of Hollywood’s favorite MILFs, but if you could only have one, who would it be? It must be said, Angelina certainly sounds like she’d be a spitfire in the sack, but outside of that she just may be a little too serious. Every time you see Kate she’s smiling or laughing.

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Angelina Jolie On The Cover Of Cosmo Germany

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Cosmo Germany next month.  Since I don’t read German I like to think the entire article is about her love of scat parties.  Really, the best part of this is the fact that everytime I see a German porno feces is somehow involved and that is now seared into my brain forever.

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Angelina Jolie On The Cover Of InStyle

Am I the only person on Earth that misses skanky old, banging Billy Bob Thorton in the back of a limo while making out with her brother on stage, Angelina Jolie?  Sure, this new demure, baby popping Angelina Jolie is sort of fun cause every interview she does she finds a way to torture Jennifer Aniston.

Hmm, I guess Angelina Jolie is still the same old skank she always was, but now she’s smart enough to push buttons in a way that makes her seem fresh and glamorous.  Man, how totally Hollywood.

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Which Ass Would You Tap?

It’s been three years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced, and the Team Aniston vs. Team Jolie war shows no signs of slowing down.  

Aniston was recently quoted as having said what Angelina did to her was “not cool,” causing uproar in the gossip community, with readers taking sides, quick to voice their opinions on the situation.

For me it’s a little different. The truth is I don’t really care. I used to love Angelina Jolie and wanted to be her in every sense of the word growing up. She was bold, yet proud, but above all sexy 24/7.  But now I look at her and she’s just so blah.

At age 33, years of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll and popping out babies have finally caught up Angelina Jolie, looking more frail and aged by the day.  On the flip side you have Jennifer Aniston, who is 39 and six years older than Angelina, and still looks about as young and taught as she did back on the early days of Friends.

Here is Angelina Jolie at the Los Angeles premiere of “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button” in Los Angeles, California yesterday, and Jennifer Aniston at the “Marley & Me” press conference at the Casa Del Mar Hotel in Santa Monica, California over the weekend.

What do you say, which one?

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A Glowing Angelina Jolie Does Harper's Bazaar

Have a lot on your plate with work or school? Need a moment to go day-tripping (not as defined by Webster’s) and get away from it all?  Then today is your lucky day.

Angelina Jolie‘s spread for next month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar Magazine is now available for our viewing pleasure, and boy is she entrancing!

Five minutes of staring deep into her eyes and you’ll have sworn you just got back from a Greecian cruise with massages and happy endings free of charge or limited visits.

Angelina Jolie Nipple Slip Photos from W Magazine

The last couple of weeks it’s been rumored that Angelina Jolie‘s spread in the Nov. issue of W Magazine would feature photos of her breast-feeding as taken by husband Brad Pitt.

While there were those crossing their fingers in anticipation, I don’t really care to see a married woman’s child sucking on her teet.  That just seems wrong.

But now the photos are out and the spread also includes photos of Angelina’s nipples just hanging out for no reason in particular. Maternal figure or not, this chick still has some rock ‘n’ roll in her.  She’s just like, ‘Yeah, those are my nipples. And?”

Does an exposed Angie still do it for you?

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Your Daily Fug!

What in the hell has Vanity Fair Italy gone and done to Angelina Jolie?!

Taken for the July issue of the magazine, the 33-year-old actress looks to be stylized in an eerie combination of the Virgin Mary with Lucifer’s eyes in the cover photo.

The other ones are equally as questionably looking.  Her nose and cheeks look particularly strange and staring at these photos I can’t believe how badly I longed to be her years ago. That ship, my friend, has long since sailed.

Angelina Jolie in the July issue of Vanity Fair Italy = Fail.

For $10 I'll Put a Cucumber Up My Hooha

Check this shit out, OK! and People magazine are caught in a bidding war for the first photos of Brangelina‘s twins.

The current price for the photos? $15 million. Did you read that? I said $15… million!

SMH.

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Angelina Jolie and Her Cleavage Do Vanity Fair

This MILF will never ever get old. Don’t you dare tell me you wouldn’t suckle on those if you had the chance. Those pillows are perfect.

Here is Angelina Jolie on the cover of the July ’08 issue of Vanity Fair Magazine.