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Hey, guess what cl!ts and d!cks?! While you were at the bar over the weekend trying to pick up some warm pie for you to take home and crawl into, crack enthusiast Amy Winehouse made her way to rehab for the Nth time.

It’s believed the singer entered rehab as a way of evading arrest, the consequence she was said to be facing after failing to show up at a meeting for her pending assault case earlier this month.

Don’t believe what the rock stars and celebutards tell you kids, drugs are bad!  If you can’t find it growing on a tree or a cowpie, you really should not go there, unless rotting teeth and stinky nether regions are your fetish.

Just because we can’t see her fur purse, doesn’t mean we can’t infer how many stink lines must be squiggling over that decomposing squirrel.

In contrast, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you roll a joint?  (Hey, it’s not the fault of the Taco Bell staff for nicknaming you the “DP Queen.”  Maybe next time you shouldn’t get drunk and tell them about that one time you wrestled your high school’s football team in the shower. Drunkenness reveals what pot heads can’t remember.)

Here’s Amy high on life over the weekend.

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Amy Winehouse performed at the End of Summer Ball in London’s Berkley Square last night, where the singer showed up in animal print shorts and her signature ballet slippers scruffed up and filthy.

It should come as no surprise to learn that her performance was subpar, to say the least.  The singer’s erratic behavior went so far as to ruin her 12-year-old goddaughter’s singing debut, after Amy jumped on stage and latched onto the young girl while she sang before finally letting go of her and walking off stage.

Our spy said: ‘Amy was then asked to pose for the event’s official photographer, but flipped and tried to headbutt him. She looked like a woman possessed.’

But backstage things took a turn for the worse. Our spy adds: ‘Amy collapsed backstage in tears. She kept saying, ‘Life can’t go on, I can’t do this’.’

It’s amazing. Everyone knows Amy is a troubled soul who is no condition to perform as a singer anymore, and yet these promoters and charities continue to hire the singer to perform at their events. That’s sick if you ask me. Especially charities!

Going out of your way to link your organization’s name with Amy just so you can get your name in the paper after her on-stage antics prove disastrous. They’re using her the same way MTV used Britney during her VMA performance back in 2007.

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Did I ever tell you about the time I caught two of my dogs making whoopee?  Animals ‘doing it’ is gross at any age, but seeing it at 10 when you haven’t been influenced by movies like “Trainspotting” yet, the situation seems even more vulgar and out of place.

When we yelled at them to stop the male dog got off only he was knotted on the inside and couldn’t flee the situation. Instead the two stood there pushing and back and forth until they were finally free of one another. Oh, yeah. And did I mention she was the mom and he was her son? So sick!

I figured since we already know what’s Amy Crackhouse‘s destiny shall be I might as well share something that’s actually shocking.

Here’s a very sober, very clean Amy leaving her gig at the Monarch pub in Camden earlier this week.

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According to The Daily Mail UK, Amy Winehouse might have brain damage.  The disastrous effect is said to be the result of two major overdoses suffered by the singer during the past year.

Her first overdose is said to have taken place last August after having indulged in a cocktail of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.  (See above photo on left.)  She then overdosed again this year, the result of a 36-hour marijuana binge that sources say left her quivering “like a scene from ‘The Exorcist’ .”   (See above photo on right.)

“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to to suffer that severe reaction.

“It is thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours.

“Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year.”

Damn! Overdosing from weed? I honestly didn’t even think that was possible.  That’s like saying too much sex is bad for your health.  Too much butt sex, maybe. But not intercourse.  Guess that means I shouldn’t be packing a bowl now, huh?

Doctors worry one more overdose could rid Amy of her final breath.  The paparazzi, on the other hand, you know are just waiting to catch it all on film so they can sell the tragic photos and retire with a hefty paycheck.

In related news, below are some photos of British actress Sadie Frost, who was formerly married to Jude Law, flashing her panties and looking like she’d been hitting the crackpipe before exiting Amy Winehouse’s home at around 2 am earlier this past August.  Jude Law better have custody of their kids. What a shameful sight indeed.

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Our favorite crackhead Amy Winehouse performed at the V Festival in the UK over the weekend, where she was booed by fans after the addict forgot the lyrics in between coughing fits on stage.

I take that back, Amy is our former favorite cracky.  No one even cares anymore. The trash can’t hold her shit together and I’d rather run my chocha under the bathroom spout again. You only live life once and if I’m going to be addicted to anything I’d rather it be masterbation over drugs or reading about Wino.

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Amy Winehouse left the recording studio in London earlier this week looking like a, erm, well, a crackhead (duh!) blazed out of her mind with joint in hand looking absolutely f^cked up and filthier than Paris Hilton’s vagina.

Now let’s be honest for a minute here.  How many of you frown upon marijuana?  Rehabs prohibit the use of all drugs, which in my opinion is completely unrealistic.  Most people who go in normally relapse and give into their cravings.

Take someone like Amy Crackhouse for example.  When you consider all the hardcore drugs this lunatic uses, don’t you think she should at least be able to smoke some ganja every once in a while?  Like, if they approached her and said, ‘Look, you’re going to die if you keep smoking crack. But we’ll let you keep the weed.’ Don’t you think they’d feel a little better about the situation?  Perhaps I’m just being optomistic.

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Crackhead pube alert!

That’s the thing about relationships, at the beginning everyone’s trying their best at impressing each other, but then at some point nobody gives a flying f^ck anymore.

Case in point, Amy Winehouse.  With time we’ve seen her go from bad to worse, including the many times she has so selfishly made us take a gander at her little crack nipples.

But now, now she’s taken it too far.  Amy, no one wants to see your landing strip grassy knoll! Next thing you know she’ll be showing us with labia lip she likes to inject her junk into.

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Wino Leaves Clinic, No Doubt To Go Do Crack

Amy Crackhouse is back to her old tricks.  Nearly two weeks ago the British singer was hospitalized for emphysema, but was allowed to leave the clinic in order to perform at Nelson Mandela’s Hyde Park birthday concert last Friday, and Glastonbury on Saturday.

Now The Sun reports the drug addict, who spent the last two weeks drug free in rehab, has left the clinic because, well, obviously because there’s no crack in a clinic.  Duh.

A pal said: “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”

The pal added: “Doctors said we should let her do the shows because performing is what she lives for. We can’t take that away.

“It seemed the right thing to do because she was so excited. She looked and sounded better than she has in ages at the gigs.”

What gig are they talking about, because if it’s the one I suffered through on MTV last night, then these people must think nails down a chalkboard is considered music.

But let’s discuss what really matters here: her outfit.  Can one of you fashionistas tell me what the hell she’s wearing under her shorts?  Seriously, is she wearing Depends?

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Amy Winehouse and Her Fish Lips Put on a Show

It’s known Amy Crackhouse is an addict, but people continue to pay her big money to perform for some ridiculous reason.  The British performer was paid $2 million to sing at the opening of some Russian billionaire’s girlfriend’s art gallery in Moscow recently.

It should go without saying that our little crackhead showed up f^cked up beyond comprehension. Wino wound up performing a couple hours later than schedule while her people “spent two hours trying to pull her together.”

Once on stage Amy smoking cigarettes and flashed her heroin injected labia lips to the world.  I think I can feel the bile in the back of my throat.  If you think Britney Spears’ flashing her C-section scar and vagina lips was bad, can you imagine what Amy Winehouse’s vaginal folds must look like?  You know that area is scabbed up and oozing puss from all the needles.

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Amy Winehouse and Her Penis Bone

Holy shit! Is that…? Is that…? I think it is!  It’s a PENIS BONE!  Guess this is what Amy Crackhouse makes love to while hubby Blake is in jail.

Anyhoo, remember that video where Amy is seen smoking crack on tape?  Well, justice has been served.  The dealers were recently arrested for supplying crack to our beloved junky.

Amy’s belly looks awfully plump in these photos.  You know, for a crackhead.  Which either means she has worms growing in her belly or that penis bone shot it’s jizz into her.

Can Amy get any sexier?  Every time my eyes see her my panties get a little wet.