Alessandra Ambrosio

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Alessandra Ambrosio's Victoria's Secret Bikini Shoot Shows Her Best & Worst Features

Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio during a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in St. Barts earlier this week, five months after giving birth to her daughter.

Check out these pics of Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio working hard for her paycheck posing for the camera in her sexy Victoria’s Secret swimwear for a couple of new shoots for the lingerie retailer earlier this week.

This woman is certainly an envy for us women. Just five months after she gave birth to her daughter, the 27-year-old’s body is as slim and toned as she was pre-pregnancy. Certainly she worked hard for that body, but methinks she may have overdone it just a tad.

An additional 5 lbs. of meat would give Alessandra a more womanly figure. She already has a fantabulous ass, but I can’t say that the showing of her hipbones is anything to yearn for.

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Victoria's Secret Continues To Provide Masturbation Material

Victoria's Secret fashion runway show in Miami, Fl., November 2008

I guess I could waste your time talking about how sexy these bitches are, but what’s the point?  Supermodel supreme, Heidi Klum, headed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show today in Miami.  I’m fairly sure the bitch is robotic because after three kids she looks better than most women do before they have any.

Her cohorts Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Karolina Kurkova, Allessanda Ambrosio, and Adriana Lima took to the runway to shake their asses.  And I’m glad they did.  Cause the though of any other twenty-something average American women doing it makes me vomit in my mouth.

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Smokin' Hotness Is Victoria's Actual Secret

Victoria's Secret Models Allessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova & Miranda Kerr pose bikini clad on Miami Beach (1)

Victoria’s Secret has a fashion show coming up so they’re bringing out the big guns to promote it.  By big guns I clearly mean the tits and asses of Adrianna Lima, Allessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova & Miranda Kerr.

Well, I guess if I were one of the most beautiful women on Earth I’d probably frolic around in a white bikini in the middle of winter too.  Actually, that’s a lie.  I’d probably prance around naked and throw dirty looks in everyone’s direction.

Too bad for the idiot that would try to talk to me because I would have my personal security squash him down to size and put him in a blender.  Then I’d drink him and tell any reporter that asked that my special beauty secret was consuming human flesh and then I’d cackle like Roseanne.  Cause that’s what models do, right?

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Alessandra Ambrosio's Post-Baby Body Still Sexy

Alessandra Ambrosio first shoot since giving birth to her daughter this past August, as seen in these photos of her with Victoria's Secret model/co-worker Ana Beatriz Barros in Miami earlier this week.

Check out these pics of Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami earlier this week looking flat-bellied and smoking hot during her first bathing suit shoot since giving birth to her daughter in August.

Don’t you just want to gauge her eyes out? I know I do. I’ve been struggling to lose a measly 5 lbs. and this chick goes back to modeling after three months. Ugh!

I’m sure you boys aren’t complaining. It’s always nice to see the chick you sacrificed your palms for is still as sexy as ever.  It’s almost like it was an investment. Sure, your palms are hairy now, but at least she didn’t turn into Kirstie Alley!

Alessandra Ambrosio first shoot since giving birth to her daughter this past August, as seen in these photos of her with Victoria's Secret model/co-worker Ana Beatriz Barros in Miami earlier this week Nov. 12, 2008.  (1)Alessandra Ambrosio first shoot since giving birth to her daughter this past August, as seen in these photos of her with Victoria's Secret model/co-worker Ana Beatriz Barros in Miami earlier this week Nov. 12, 2008.  (2)Alessandra Ambrosio first shoot since giving birth to her daughter this past August, as seen in these photos of her with Victoria's Secret model/co-worker Ana Beatriz Barros in Miami earlier this week Nov. 12, 2008.  (3)Alessandra Ambrosio first shoot since giving birth to her daughter this past August, as seen in these photos of her with Victoria's Secret model/co-worker Ana Beatriz Barros in Miami earlier this week Nov. 12, 2008.  (4)

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Nueva mamá Alessandra Ambrosio.

The supermodel gave birth to daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur in Brazil on Sunday.

Check out her delish gallery here.

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Adriana Lima Is Your “Supermodel Obsession”

I’m not exactly sure why these photos of Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret book “Supermodel Obsession” have surfaced now, because I think they’re pretty old, but whatever. Hot chicks in lingerie!!

I’ve added some equally appealing photos of Alessandra Ambrosio from the book with the same title after the jump. Why?  Because sometimes more is better.  Especially where your penis is concerned.

Lingerie shots of Alessandra in 3..2…1…

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Victoria’s Secret Models Are Girls Gone Wild!

As if sent from up above, Victoria’s Secret models Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Selita Ebanks take off their clothes for the Sept. issue of GQ Magazine UK.

Group sex, anyone?

More sexxxiness under the hood…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Celebrates Baby Shower

This is sickening.  It was nearly five months ago that Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio announced she was knocked-up with boyfriend Jamie Mazur‘s sperm and now look at her.  Maternal glow aside, the woman shows no sign of being pregnant from the waist up!   She’s as skinny and gorgeous as she always is.  If only the rest of us ladies were so lucky!

Here is Alessandra with friends and family during her baby shower held at a private residence in L.A. Sunday.

Marisa, Miranda, & Alessandra For 'The Shot'

VH1 ought to spend a little more time brainstorming names for their television programs.

Here are some more photos of Victoria’s Secret bombshells Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Marisa Miller for their photography show improperly titled The Shot.

Now, I’m not saying these photographs of the three of them at the beach aren’t hot. I’m just saying if you’re gonna call it The Shot, I better see some extra chunky pearls hanging from their faces.

Check out more bikini shots of the girls here.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Arena Magazine

Alessandra Ambrosio might be knocked-up at the moment, but that hasn’t stopped Arena Magazine from reminding us of how fine her body is as photographed in their June ’08 issue.

One of the attributes that’s most alluring about Alessandra is her free-spirited sexuality. Because while Adriana Lima is playing it coy, Alessandra Ambrosio has no qualms getting manhandled against a car in public.