The Extent of Alessandra Ambrosio's Hotness Is Ridiculous (PHOTOS)

Alessandra Ambrosio. In many, many bikini photos. This is just what you need to get through your Monday. Check out her sizzling shots after the jump.

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Hello Bombshell, Victoria's Secret Ladies Make Tulips Hot (PHOTOS)

Victoria’s Secret can make absolutely anything sexy. Silly, flower aprons…sexy. Bright yellow tulips…sexy. Grandma gardening gloves…no problem. When you pair those with Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel they becoming the sexiest accessories known to man. The lovely angels hit New York recently to promote a new fragrance being released by VS. But in all honesty, who really cares about why they were in New York. We’re more concerned with how they looked while they strutted around Soho. And as usual, they didn’t disappoint. More photos after the jump.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Smokin' In Victoria's Secret, Wishes For A Bigger Butt (PHOTOS)

Alessandra Ambrosio couldn’t not take a hot photo if she tried. Check out more photos of her and read about her wishes for a larger behind after the jump.

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Victoria's Secret Angels In Bikinis…Nuff' Said (PHOTOS)

No rest for the lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret. Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel celebrated the 15th anniversary of Victoria’s Secret’s swimsuit catalogue at the SLS Hotel in Los Angeles on Thursday. The occasion proved to be the perfect opportunity to throw some of the world’s most beautiful women into itty bitty bikinis…and we’re certainly not complaining. Check out photos from the event and a video of the lovely Miranda Kerr stripping down beachside after the jump.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot (PHOTOS)

Okay, so that might be stating the obvious, but these photos of Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio are sure to get you going. More pics after the jump.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Voted AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman

Beating out scores of bodacious beauties, it was Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui who was crowned most Desirable Woman by AskMen.com. Editor-in-chief of the site, James Bassil, said that it was not only Emanuelle’s role on the HBO hit that made her a favorite with voters, but also her under the radar persona.

“We don’t see a lot of her. She is not a very public person so it leaves some room to the imagination. She is not out there making a spectacle of herself which could sully her image,” Bassil explained to Reuters.

A lot of celebrity fodder darlings like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton didn’t make this year’s list, while 2009’s most overexposed actress, Megan Fox, ranked slightly lower, landing right outside the top ten.

The list is different from other rankings that focus solely on looks and sex appeal. AskMen looks for beautiful celebrities that have qualities readers would look for in a wife or girlfriend. In its tenth year, the list has given past honors to Beyonce, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba and last year’s winner Eva Mendes.

Other stunners to make the cut include Marisa Miller who was this year’s runner-up and Kate Beckinsale. Peep the top twenty after the jump.

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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show…And We Have Photos!

Last night this great country of ours showed off some of its finest assets with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio all strutted their half-naked stuff down the runway to the sound of the Black Eyed Peas. In case you live under a rock, we have some photos from last night’s broadcast after the jump.

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Whose Bun Would You Butter? Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Marisa Miller vs. Miranda Kerr

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog is out and you know what that means! Hundreds of VS catalogs will soon be found under the mattresses of underage boys across the country, their pages glued together my natural fluids.

Actually, nowadays that probably isn’t the case. After all, we have the Internet. Anyone can get anything on the Internet, and I’ve never known of any parent to put parental blocks, so Victoria’s Secret catalogs as pseudo X-rated entertainment is slowly becoming a thing of the past. 

They may not be revealing enough for extreme pervs to whip it out, but that certainly doesn’t mean you can’t look at the photos and fantasize about what they’d look like naked and in your arms, yearning for your touch. 

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Brazilian Beauties Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Undress for DT Magazine Spain

Photographs of naked women are sexy enough as is, but the fact that the focal point of these black and white photos are of supermodels Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio makes these pics that much hotter.

There is no better feeling than getting off from work and just stripping it all off and rubbing one’s back, massaging the feeling of your constricting clothes out of your body. 

Back in the day I used to be a paralegal and there was no better feeling than coming home and leaving a trail of clothes behind me on the way to the bedroom to lay down. Blazer, blouse, skirt, bra. Take all of them off and just throw yourself on the bed.

The pantyhose is especially restricting, but that one was always the last to go off. There’s something about seeing your reflection in the mirror while wearing stockings that makes a woman feel sexy on the inside!

Check out the nude pics of the Victoria’s Secret Angels for this month’s issue of DT Magazine Spain in 3….2….1…..

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Back Where She Belongs…

People have been giving Alessandra Ambrosio a hard time over how thin she is after having a baby.  Honestly, the woman is tiny, but from what I can tell she’s always been tiny.  That’s her body type and that can be sexy too.

Actually, let me get on my soap box for this.  Every woman is different.  This is sort of like how every penis is different and women put up with that all the time.  Maybe it’s not the biggest, thickest or longest penis, but it’s a penis and it needs loving too.  They’re all different and need to be appreciated equally, just like women.

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