Hot Snatch of the Week: Adriana Lima

Full Name: Adriana Francesca Lima

Age: 27

Proof she’s crazy beyond belief:  “Sex is for after marriage,” she explained. “They [men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

Why the ladies are jealous of her:  “I’ve never been to the gym. I do nothing.” 

What she looks for in a man: “It’s wrong for a guy to have no personality, no heart. Because I don’t care about style or money. I care about heart.”

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Adriana Lima's Brazilian Yams in a Push-Up Bra

Well, well, what do we have here? BOOBIES!  I’m in a boobies kind of mood today. Sometimes I’m more in the mood for ass, but today it’s all about the boobs.

Speaking of ass, I told my trainer to give me Jessica Biel’s ass and I think it just may be working.  I feel it perking up, if such a thing is possible.

I spent a good 10 minutes the other day inspecting my ass while I stood in front of the mirror noting my progress while wearing a bikini when it occurred to me, ‘I have no idea what a real ass even looks like anymore.’

So I was thinking of running a contest on the site where chicks can submit pics of their asses in bikinis in an effort to promote the real female ass, free of implants and fat injections.  What do you say, yay or nay?

Oh, and here are Adriana Lima‘s BOOBIES! in some Victoria Secret’s “Holiday Wish Book” photoshoot.

Victoria's Secret Continues To Provide Masturbation Material

I guess I could waste your time talking about how sexy these bitches are, but what’s the point?  Supermodel supreme, Heidi Klum, headed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show today in Miami.  I’m fairly sure the bitch is robotic because after three kids she looks better than most women do before they have any.

Her cohorts Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Karolina Kurkova, Allessanda Ambrosio, and Adriana Lima took to the runway to shake their asses.  And I’m glad they did.  Cause the though of any other twenty-something average American women doing it makes me vomit in my mouth.

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Smokin' Hotness Is Victoria's Actual Secret

Victoria’s Secret has a fashion show coming up so they’re bringing out the big guns to promote it.  By big guns I clearly mean the tits and asses of Adrianna Lima, Allessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova & Miranda Kerr.

Well, I guess if I were one of the most beautiful women on Earth I’d probably frolic around in a white bikini in the middle of winter too.  Actually, that’s a lie.  I’d probably prance around naked and throw dirty looks in everyone’s direction.

Too bad for the idiot that would try to talk to me because I would have my personal security squash him down to size and put him in a blender.  Then I’d drink him and tell any reporter that asked that my special beauty secret was consuming human flesh and then I’d cackle like Roseanne.  Cause that’s what models do, right?

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Virgin or Not, Adriana Lima Doesn't Mind Teasing

For someone who claims to be waiting until marriage before she lets a man put his sausage in her box, model Adriana Lima definitely doesn’t refrain from showing the world what they’re not able to touch.

Seen here attending a a private dinner party with fiance Marko Jarić held in New York City earlier this week, the model teased in a tight black gown that accentuated her goods without looking overly sexed up.

I wonder if Adriana is really a virgin, or the type of girl who thinks giving oral and having butt sex still make one a virgin so long as the dude’s weapon never slip into one’s box.  Those girls are clearly geniuses.

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Which Ass Would You Tap?

Victoria’s Secret Angels Doutzen Kroes and Adriana Lima were in NYC yesterday unveiling the All New Supermodel Obsessions Collection at one of their local stores.

When asked for tips on how men could get in her lacy panties, she told Rush & Malloy:

“Be yourself,” she told us at the Supermodel Obsessions launch in Herald Square yesterday. “And don’t talk about yourself too much. That’s not sexy.” So no talking about, say, owning your own private plane? “No,” she laughed. “Don’t tell me about your jet. I’m not interested.”

So whipping out your rooster and bragging about it being nearly a foot in length may not be the best way to go about it.

Adriana Lima Is Your “Supermodel Obsession”

I’m not exactly sure why these photos of Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret book “Supermodel Obsession” have surfaced now, because I think they’re pretty old, but whatever. Hot chicks in lingerie!!

I’ve added some equally appealing photos of Alessandra Ambrosio from the book with the same title after the jump. Why?  Because sometimes more is better.  Especially where your penis is concerned.

Lingerie shots of Alessandra in 3..2…1…

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Video of the Day: Adriana Lima

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Victoria’s Secret Models Are Girls Gone Wild!

As if sent from up above, Victoria’s Secret models Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Selita Ebanks take off their clothes for the Sept. issue of GQ Magazine UK.

Group sex, anyone?

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Jessica Biel

Adriana Lima

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Victoria Beckham

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