Set to open in November, Australia’s Lynx Lodge is boasting that it is the ultimate man-cation spot. And considering that only men are allowed and the majority of hospitality professionals are women, I can’t really argue with their assessment. Find out more after the jump.

So what kinds of fun activities might a guest at Lynx Lodge enjoy? Well mud-wrestling and sexy Twister of course! The lodge says that guests can check out a mud-wrestling match between its sexy, mostly model staff, play a game of Twister with these lovely ladies or arrange breakfast in bed and a sexy wake-up call. But don’t worry, this is totally not a brothel. Spokeswoman Laura O’Donnell said:

“The Lodge prides itself on fantastic customer service and staff members will ensure that all of our guests have a perfect stay, but they will not be required to do anything that compromises their positions as hospitality professionals.”

Something tells me that that the line between hospitality and a little extra might get blurred on occasion. Well, I guess that’s if guests are lucky. Check out a promo video for Lynx Lodge below.

Via: NY Post

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If you’ve ever flirted with the idea of entering law enforcement, but think that your hard partying ways run contrary to that type of career, the NYPD has found the perfect solution. Find out about their party crasher’s division after the jump.

The NYPD has formed a special party crashers unit to combat a rash of violent and deadly house parties that have gone down in Queens over the last several months. Assistant Chief James Secreto emphasized the importance of having officers around these wild parties:

“Having lived out here, I know how important it is to curb these parties before they get out of hand. We have [patrol] cars that monitor these parties.”

Yeah, but let’s be real here. Are a few patrol cars really going to curb house party drive-bys? I’m thinking you should be infiltrating these throwdowns and combating this stuff from within…and of course enjoying a few of the festivities as well. Hey, even cops need to have some fun every once in a while.

Via: Gawker

Well if T-Pain says it then it must be true! Find out which toolish celebrity made the statement above after the jump.

I never thought that I’d ever have a Zac Efron-related post on here, but alas a snowball does have a small chance in hell. The former High School Musical-star and boyfriend to sometimes hot Vanessa Hudgens recently admitted that he swung by famed New York strip club Flashdancers the other night and dropped a cool $2000 on vodka and lap dances. I’m not knocking the strip club hustle, I’m knocking Zac’s reaction after word got out about his late night escapades:

The hardest thing was calling your girlfriend before. How do you even start that conversation without feeling like a total a**hole?”

“I’m not really a type of guy who does this kind of thing often. I had this image of what it’d be like. I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music — they’re supposed to be pretty reputable! So I envisioned myself in a nice couch with ‘stunna shades’ with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that.”

Just throwing it out there. Zac Efron and stunna shades should never, ever, under any circumstances be associated with one another.

Via: US Magazine

If every city in America had a mayor that was as cool as Mike McGinn this world would be a much better place. And a little drunker too. Find out about his proposal to keep the liquor flowing all night long at bars after the jump.

While the idea of letting bars and clubs stay open later or even all night would seem to indicate a markedly yay-liquor and drunken debauchery stance, it actually has a larger purpose. Mike thinks that letting the boozin’ last all night will actually help to curb issues with noise and violence. Say what?

Well Mike thinks that by letting the establishments dictate when they close would help to curb noise and violence because police won’t be as overwhelmed with the 2 am-ish rush of people heading out of the bars. Yeah, but isn’t the noise and violence problem caused by people raging into all hours of the night and drinking an obscene amount of alcohol?

Those are legitimate concerns, but at the end of the day who really cares. Longer hours at the bar really don’t seem too terrible to me. The take away from Mayor Mike’s proposal: go hard or go home. I can’t argue with that.

Via: The Seattle Times

What wonderful parenting. Michael Lohan, just hours after his dear daughter Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail, headed out to the Sunset Strip to famed bar Saddle Ranch. Most dads would probably be sticking by their daughters’ side, berating themselves for their poor parenting, but Michael decided to punish his horrendous fatherly shortcomings with a trip to the bar. More after the jump.

Though Michael told TMZ that he was only at Saddle Ranch for their $21.99 “All-You-Can-Eat Rib Night” I have a little trouble believing that. He also said that he didn’t guzzle any booze while he was there. I have a lot of trouble believing that. When TMZ found Michael and asked him about his day, daddy dearest said that he was just trying to relax and then said that he was about to call Lindsay…from the bar no less. What a jerk!

Taking a look at her trainwreck parents, can we all really be shocked that Lindsay turned out as screwed up as she did?

Via: TMZ

Who cares where you are? What matters is what you’re drinking. At least that’s the philosophy a new iPhone app is taking. Find out about iSwig after the jump.

Similar to how Foursquare and other apps work, iSwig allows users to select the drink that they are currently enjoying and then plots their location on a map, asking them if they want to be tied to that locale or not. What’s even cooler about this app: you can hook it up to Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, etc. to give you friends even more of a look into your boozin’ ways. And just like on Facebook and Twitter, iSwig shows a constant stream of other user’s drinking preferences. But you can impressively narrow them down to show what drinks are currently the most popular in your area. That’s pretty sweet. May be a good way to figure out what booze are on special if everyone is downing them.

Via: TechCrunch

The perpetually hot Holly Madison decided to show her patriotism in a tiny red bikini at her Fourth of July pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Holly’s former Girls Next Door co-star, Kendra Wilkinson, had hosted the same party the day before, but we have to give the win to Holly on this one. Kendra showed up in a much tamer ensemble and showed far less skin. Come on, it was America’s birthday. What’s more American than stripping down and showing off a hot tanned bod. Check out photos of Holly and Kendra after the jump.

Via: The Huffington Post

Is taking a swig of your favorite booze really worth $200,000. Well apparently for Lindsay Lohan it is. The actress once again found herself in court, pissing off a judge after setting off her SCRAM bracelet. The judge order the reality star to pay up, big time for downing a few drinks. The violation allegedly came sometime after Lindsay’s appearance at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. The ruling was handed down in a close door meeting with Lindsay and her attorney Tuesday afternoon.

When will this chick ever get her life together? All she had to do was stay sober for a weeks and she couldn’t even handle that. Screw probation, this girl needs to do some hardtime so she’ll finally get her head on straight. Forking over $200,000 because that Jack and coke was calling your name is absolutely ridiculous. She should be tossed in the slammer solely for her stupidity,

Via: FOX News

Jay Thunderbolt is quite the entrepreneur. But he didn’t just start any ordinary business from his home. Jay decided to create Club Thunderbolt, a strip club he has created inside his suburban pad. How is he able to do this you ask? Well because of Michigan’s strange strip club regulations, Jay can technically host strippers in his home provided he doesn’t serve any alcohol. Boobs with no booze, I think most people can live with that. So Jay offers up some lovely half-naked ladies for free. Well, the cover is free at least. For a striptease, you’re going to have to shell out $10, while a lap dance (sans a G-string) will cost you $20.

Jay’s neighbors have gotten used to the steady stream of hotties going in and out of his house at all hours of the day and night (the club is open 24 hours a day), and even his father was cool with his venture:

“There’s a bunch of naked girls laying around here? Believe me, he didn’t care.”

Mr. Thunderbolt must have been so proud of all his son has accomplished. Skirting strip club law to open a nudie club right in his home must have ranked right up there with graduating from medical school or the birth of a grandchild. While Jay is certainly adding a little fun to his neighborhood, I’m still slightly creeped out by this middle-aged man’s intense desire to conquer uncharted territory in the world of strip clubs. Dude, find another hobby…please!

Via: Asylum

Maybe they know how to party a little too hard. The Daily Cardinal of the University of Wisconsin-Madison is reporting that last week during a formal medical school event, a stripper began to perform for a small group of students. The “Black Bag Ball” is held every year by the school’s alumni foundation to recognize the hard work of students throughout the year. But some students saw it as the perfect opportunity for an in-depth study of a hot stripper’s anatomy. While the stripper never actually shed any clothes, some students were uncomfortable with the situation and ultimately asked the dancer to pack up and head out.

Bob Zemple, president of the Medical Student Association, came charging in with the expected chastisement of the incident:

“We do not condone these activities and they are not consistent with the values of the school or profession … We believe that students who are hoping to be physicians should be held to a higher standard, and we are taking steps with administration to ensure that this does not happen again.”

I don’t know about you, but I think everyone should just relax a bit. After countless hours of saving lives (or at least learning how to save lives), don’t these kids deserve a little fun here and there…maybe just not on the alumni association’s dime. I think that could be a fair compromise.

Via: The Daily Cardinal