Man-cation Destination Lynx Lodge Will Provide Excellent Hospitality (VIDEO)

Set to open in November, Australia’s Lynx Lodge is boasting that it is the ultimate man-cation spot. And considering that only men are allowed and the majority of hospitality professionals are women, I can’t really argue with their assessment. Find out more after the jump.

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The NYPD Has Party Crashers?!?

If you’ve ever flirted with the idea of entering law enforcement, but think that your hard partying ways run contrary to that type of career, the NYPD has found the perfect solution. Find out about their party crasher’s division after the jump.

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Toolish Comment Of The Day: Strips Clubs Sounded Pretty Reputable; I've Heard A Lot About Them, Mostly From Rap Music

Well if T-Pain says it then it must be true! Find out which toolish celebrity made the statement above after the jump.

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Mayor Mike McGinn Is What Every City Needs, Proposes Bars Staying Open All Night!

If every city in America had a mayor that was as cool as Mike McGinn this world would be a much better place. And a little drunker too. Find out about his proposal to keep the liquor flowing all night long at bars after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan's Dad Wanted To Call Her From The Bar While She Was In Jail

What wonderful parenting. Michael Lohan, just hours after his dear daughter Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail, headed out to the Sunset Strip to famed bar Saddle Ranch. Most dads would probably be sticking by their daughters’ side, berating themselves for their poor parenting, but Michael decided to punish his horrendous fatherly shortcomings with a trip to the bar. More after the jump.

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Want To Know What Everyone Else Is Drinking, Check Out iSwig

Who cares where you are? What matters is what you’re drinking. At least that’s the philosophy a new iPhone app is taking. Find out about iSwig after the jump.

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Holly Madison Never Seems To Let Us Down, Looks Smokin' In Red Bikini (PHOTOS)

The perpetually hot Holly Madison decided to show her patriotism in a tiny red bikini at her Fourth of July pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Holly’s former Girls Next Door co-star, Kendra Wilkinson, had hosted the same party the day before, but we have to give the win to Holly on this one. Kendra showed up in a much tamer ensemble and showed far less skin. Come on, it was America’s birthday. What’s more American than stripping down and showing off a hot tanned bod. Check out photos of Holly and Kendra after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan's $200,000 Boozy Mistake

Is taking a swig of your favorite booze really worth $200,000. Well apparently for Lindsay Lohan it is. The actress once again found herself in court, pissing off a judge after setting off her SCRAM bracelet. The judge order the reality star to pay up, big time for downing a few drinks. The violation allegedly came sometime after Lindsay’s appearance at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. The ruling was handed down in a close door meeting with Lindsay and her attorney Tuesday afternoon.

When will this chick ever get her life together? All she had to do was stay sober for a weeks and she couldn’t even handle that. Screw probation, this girl needs to do some hardtime so she’ll finally get her head on straight. Forking over $200,000 because that Jack and coke was calling your name is absolutely ridiculous. She should be tossed in the slammer solely for her stupidity,

Via: FOX News

Man Runs Boob And Booty Club Out Of His Home

Jay Thunderbolt is quite the entrepreneur. But he didn’t just start any ordinary business from his home. Jay decided to create Club Thunderbolt, a strip club he has created inside his suburban pad. How is he able to do this you ask? Well because of Michigan’s strange strip club regulations, Jay can technically host strippers in his home provided he doesn’t serve any alcohol. Boobs with no booze, I think most people can live with that. So Jay offers up some lovely half-naked ladies for free. Well, the cover is free at least. For a striptease, you’re going to have to shell out $10, while a lap dance (sans a G-string) will cost you $20.

Jay’s neighbors have gotten used to the steady stream of hotties going in and out of his house at all hours of the day and night (the club is open 24 hours a day), and even his father was cool with his venture:

“There’s a bunch of naked girls laying around here? Believe me, he didn’t care.”

Mr. Thunderbolt must have been so proud of all his son has accomplished. Skirting strip club law to open a nudie club right in his home must have ranked right up there with graduating from medical school or the birth of a grandchild. While Jay is certainly adding a little fun to his neighborhood, I’m still slightly creeped out by this middle-aged man’s intense desire to conquer uncharted territory in the world of strip clubs. Dude, find another hobby…please!

Via: Asylum

Medical School Kids Know How To Party

Maybe they know how to party a little too hard. The Daily Cardinal of the University of Wisconsin-Madison is reporting that last week during a formal medical school event, a stripper began to perform for a small group of students. The “Black Bag Ball” is held every year by the school’s alumni foundation to recognize the hard work of students throughout the year. But some students saw it as the perfect opportunity for an in-depth study of a hot stripper’s anatomy. While the stripper never actually shed any clothes, some students were uncomfortable with the situation and ultimately asked the dancer to pack up and head out.

Bob Zemple, president of the Medical Student Association, came charging in with the expected chastisement of the incident:

“We do not condone these activities and they are not consistent with the values of the school or profession … We believe that students who are hoping to be physicians should be held to a higher standard, and we are taking steps with administration to ensure that this does not happen again.”

I don’t know about you, but I think everyone should just relax a bit. After countless hours of saving lives (or at least learning how to save lives), don’t these kids deserve a little fun here and there…maybe just not on the alumni association’s dime. I think that could be a fair compromise.

Via: The Daily Cardinal