Leave it to the fine folks at Vivid Entertainment to come to the rescue of a mother in need. Now if only Vivid Entertainment wasn’t full of self-serving sleezebags and the mom wasn’t absolutely out of her freakin’ mind octomom Nadya Suleman, then this story might actually be heartwarming. Instead it’s weird and kind of gross because stretch marks aren’t much of a turn on. Find out more after the jump.

After word got out that Octomoron Nadya Suleman’s house was about to be foreclosed, porn kings Vivid Entertainment stepped up to offer $500,000 for Nadya to star in a one-hour video. Even more impressive, Vivid agreed to advance her the cash so that she could avoid foreclosure on the October 9th deadline. Wow, what philanthropists! I can’t believe Vivid has such a bad rap with such kind gestures as offering a mother of eight a porn deal.

Nadya has definitely been struggling lately, as a source told Radar Online:

“Nadya has nannies and huge expenses raising 14 children. She needs a lot of money just to keep up with the basics. And now the income has dried up and she didn’t make enough in the past year and a half to live off of it.”

Will Nadya take the deal? If she’s in such dire straights, she may very well take Vivid up on their offer. Do we want to see the stretch-marked, crazy ass mom get down on film? We politely say no thank you.

Via: Huffington Post

You’ve got to be kidding me? A quarter of Americans think it’s all right for people to be online while they have sex? I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely not wanting to share my sexy time with the Internet. The Internet can get its own bang buddy. Find out more about this disturbing trend after the jump.

PC Tools, a computer security firm, conducted a survey with 1,012 U.S. adults in a random phone poll and found that a lot of people have no issue with sharing their sexin’ with the internet. Twenty-nine percent think it’s cool to be online during a honeymoon, while eight percent are connected during religious services. What is wrong with these people? I’m pretty sure you don’t need to be on Facebook or Twitter when you’re getting attention from a hot hook-up buddy. Get your priorities straight, please!

Via: Gizmodo

Finally a mediocre looking celebrity who realizes that he hit the jackpot with us hot wife and shouldn’t be messing around on her. Tiger Woods take note. Find out who made the above comment after the jump.

That would be Mrs. Diane Lane, Josh Brolin, as he attempted to combat rumors that he had cheated on his wife with actress Marley Shelton. Josh so eloquently said:

“Marley is my wife’s and my great friend. I’m an extremely affectionate guy…Marley and I were out together, turned around and saw there were cameras. That’s it. Next time I see that camera guy, I’m going to give some guy a good smack on the lips and then hopefully it will be ‘Josh Brolin is gay’ instead of that I’m f**king around on my wife.”

What a classy way to say I love you! I wonder why anyone would ever think you cheated on Diane.

Via: Perez Hilton

If you thought Chelsea Handler sucked at the VMAs, you apparently haven’t seen anything yet. Well, there isn’t any sucking exactly, but there is definitely some sexin’ going on. Find out how close the world is to seeing Chelsea bang on screen after the jump.

Apparently, it’s pretty damn close. After RadarOnline broke the news of an XXX-rated tape by Chelseas Handler, the VHS has been shopped around to a number of distributors, one whom says that they are close to finalizing a deal that would make the tape public. Chelsea’s reaction to the sex tape scandal: chill out, it’s a joke. One source said:

“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs. It was taken so long ago, distributed on old VHS tapes and the stand-up was so bad that most of the recipients of the tape probably didn’t even watch past the first couple of minutes and missed the sex tape part altogether.”

Maybe having sex on stage would have been a little more engaging than whatever the hell she was doing on the VMA stage a few nights ago.

Via: Radar Online

Damn, this girl was sure busy! Playboy model Karissa Shannon and her former fling, Smallville‘s Sam Jones, made a sex tape that apparently creeper Spencer Pratt got ahold of. Now it’s in Vivid Entertainment’s trusty hands. You know what the means! More details after the jump.

Head Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch has said that he would be very interested to release the ”extremely erotic” tape but unfortunately he’ll have to wait to see if Karissa and Sam sign off on the project. I mean in all honesty, I don’t see why they wouldn’t. Both of their careers are going down the crapper so why not get some publicity with a sex tape. All the cool kids are doing it these days so they might as well hop on the bandwagon.

Via: Backseat Cuddler

Did you really think that Joe Jonas‘ purity was going to remain completely intact while he’s hanging out with hottie Ashley Greene!?! The boy may have some will power, but I don’t think anyone could really hold out for that long staring at her. Find out more about Joe’s missing purity ring and indulge in a completely gratuitous gallery of Ashley Greene after the jump.

Joe Jonas and his brothers have made teenyboppers and a handful of hot 20-somethings swoon and have impressed protective mamas with their commitment to being virgins until marriage. Apparently that might not be the case for middle brother Joe as he’s been spotted without his purity ring. Oh snap, looks like someone’s been having a little fun! Well if you take a gander at the photos below, it’s not hard to see why he may have given into temptation.

Via: Hollywood Life

A year-long study has found that men who are chunkier last seven minutes longer than their skinny friends in the sack. So grab that hamburger and wait for the ladies to start loving you like a fat kid love cake. Find out more about the study after the jump.

Fat men can thank their extra female hormones for the staying power they exhibit in bed. Since larger boys have more estrogen than skinny dudes, the time it takes for them to orgasm is actually slowed down, allowing them to last longer. This should be music to most women’s ears though I’m not entirely sure how you’d run game using the old “my hormones are the hotness” line, but there’s gotta be some way to parlay your fat into an instant hook-up. Hit us up if you have any success.

Via: Gawker

It’s suppose to be the happiest day of your life, but considering that saying ‘I do’ means kissing your kinky, hot sex life goodbye, I’m not sure those are really tears of joy streaming down your face. Find out more about the study that just proves everyone’s worst marriage fears after the jump.

Researchers in England have found that pre-marriage, couples will often have sex more than four times a week. But after about three years of marriage that number drops to couples being lucky to have sex once every week! Even more startling: many of the married people involved in the lovinglinks.co.uk poll said that they viewed their spouse as more of a friend than a lover. One spokesman said:

“A partner might be supportive, funny, intelligent and kind, but if they don’t inspire confidence in the bedroom, or don’t meet expectations sexually, life can be frustrating.”

Frustrating? Frustrating?!? I’d definitely say frustrating is a bit of an understatement when you’re tackling ass in seven day increments. That’s just so sad and pathetic, I’m wondering why anyone would ever think hauling their cookies down the aisle would be a good idea.

Via: News.com.au

Nice to know celebrities have priorities in life-threatening situations. Find out which actor said that he’d probably spend his days jacking-off if trapped under a rock after the jump.

The rock part may have tipped you off to the fact that it was our favorite sleeping-beauty scholar James Franco who made the questionable statement above. It came after James was asked about a scene in the upcoming ’127 Hours’ where his character pleasures himself against a rock:

OK. You asked the question. [pause] I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.

Can’t say we really blame you James. If you’ve got the time, then why the hell not?

Via: Celebuzz

We always knew that pale, ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson was strange as hell. This just further proves our point. Find out why Robert would want to watch girlfriend Kristen Stewart bang guys who are more attractive than he is after the jump.

Turns out Robert has a bit of a jealous streak when it comes to the prospect of his girlfriend Kristen getting it on with other guys, even if it is just pretend. For an upcoming movie, Kristen plays a super promiscuous character who obviously has a bunch of sex, including a threesome. For some reason Robert isn’t thrilled with the idea of Kristen rolling around with the likes of hot male co-stars. One source told HollywoodLife:

“Rob plans on being on the set of ‘On the Road’, not because he has a role in the drama, but because Kristen has a real risque part! There are a lot of sex scenes including a threesome, and Rob wants to make sure that it’s all pretend from the start and finish of the film.”

Interestingly enough, Robert is most worried about things getting steamy between Kristen and 51-year-old Viggo Mortensen, even though she doesn’t even have a sex scene with the guy. When you start worrying about your girlfriend shacking up with a guy more than twice her age, I’m gonna assume you have bigger problems in your relationship than just a little jealousy.

Via: HollywoodLife