You knew someone was going to do it, right? And, I guess, if you wanted to put some money on it you’d probably think it wouldbe Maria Menounos. Honestly, I can’t think of another female attendee at last night’s Golden Globes who would have dropped to her knees to ‘Tebow.’ Maybe Kim Kardashian? For the right price?

I guess it was all in good fun, and hell she looked pretty damn good doing it. So, I can’t complain. Check out the guns and buns, after the jump!

Yeah, so the 2012 Golden Globes were last night and a bunch of people lost, while some others won awards. Hurrah for awards! In case you’re interested, here’s a list of winners (big ups Peter Dinklage!). We could probably spend the morning arguing against some of those who took home hardware last night, but that’s not why we’re here.

This morning we decided to put together a nice little gallery of the lovely ladies from last night’s ceremony. From Jessica Alba to Kate Beckinsale to to Emma Stone, all the way to Victoria Justice and Kim Kardashian. Lots of ladies!

Morena Baccarin is making a lot of noise for her look, but we’re still not sure who our consensus “Best Dressed” is. What say you guys?

A lot of sexy broads out and about last night at the 38th People’s Choice Awards. Not that you watched, or anything. But that’s why we’re here. We figured we’d do a photo round-up, giving you a look at the best of the best from the red carpet.

From Miley Cyrus to Vanessa Hudgens to Demi Lovato, all of who were donning some nice cleavage. We also had a consensus in the office that Julianna Hough looked pretty sleek and super hot. Take the jump with us to see these ladies, plus Kristen Bell, Lucy Hale, Nina Dobrev and more!

To say that we love Desiree Elyda would be an understatement.

We’re huge fans of hers. And it’s not only because she’s hot, but she also has a respectable swagger. It’s a winning combination. From her photos to her lifestyle to her website to her Bad Brains reference on her Twitter account, we’re sold.

Out friends over at The Smoking Jacket did an interview with her a few months ago, and it’s definitely worth the read, but not until you soak in her hotness after the jump!

Do you guys watch ‘Gossip Girl’? No? Maybe? To be honest with you, I don’t watch the show. I’m certainly familiar with the key players, and whatnot, but I haven’t sat down and watched an episode of the show since, maybe, Season One. And I’m not quite sure whether or not I’m impressed that they made it to 100 episodes. I mean, that’s impressive, but I guess I kinda figured this show would never go away, so getting to 100 only seemed like a matter of time.

The 100th episode, if you’ve been living under a rock, is the Royal Wedding episode, in which Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) will walk down the aisle and wed Louis, Prince of Monaco.

Hey, which rock you living under these days? Obviously we’re living under a lock because… No. Clue.

Well, the celebration looked pretty interesting. Lots of lovely ladies there, in their 100th best outfit. Between Blake Lively, Leighton Meester and our personal favorite, Klaire Kloss, there was plenty of hotness at the celebration. Check it!

It’s time to give away some awesome gear, guys and gals! The fine people from the hit television show ‘Burn Notice‘ want to supply you with some $200 worth of awesome swag. Join us after the jump for what you win and how you win it!

The Burn Notice prize pack has a $200 value and includes:

§  Custom Tote Bag

§  Season 4 DVD

§  Bar Set

§  Mojitos 101 Book

§  Burn Notice T-Shirt

§  Burn Notice Hat

BURN NOTICE is back with all-new episodes Thursdays at 10/9c on USA Network, which means BIG action and even BIGGER explosions are in store. This high-octane hit series stars Jeffrey Donovan as Michael Westen, a blacklisted spy banished to sun-soaked Miami with his beautifully hot-tempered girlfriend (Gabrielle Anwar) and goofy partner-in-crime (cult icon Bruce Campbell). This week’s episode is full of secrets – with Michael on a CIA rescue mission for a scientist kidnapped by an African druglord, he doesn’t know who to trust.

All you need to do is hop on Facebook and “like” us, maybe post on our wall, send us a sexy pic, tell us about your favorite ‘Burn Notice’ moment… You know, the sexy pic thing probably will help! We mean, really help!

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We’ll take Shay Maria anyway we can get her. Arms up, down, no arms at all… anyway we can get her! But it seems as if she likes to pose with at least one arm up over her head. Again, we’re totally fine with that. We just think it’s an interesting technique.

Maybe it has to do with how “top-heavy” she is. Our friends over at The Smoking Jacket did an interview with Ms. Maria back in 2010 and she alluded to the problem she’s carrying around with her.

Oh yeah, boobs are heavy. Some of my older photos, I had some taken down, [because] oh my god, my boobs are just so ginormous, it doesn’t look right! I slimmed down so they went down a cup size, so now I’m the same but just a little smaller.

If you ever, and we mean EVER, need help carrying them, Ms. Maria, we’re here for you.

Enjoy the arms up gallery, it’s one of the best we’ve posted to date!

If you haven’t heard of the film ‘Creature,’ you’re probably not alone. If you’ve seen the movie, well, you’re pretty much alone. This weekend ‘Creature,’ a low-budget horror film about a killer creature who attacks some kids in the woods, completely bombed in the box office. How bad was it?

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A box office record was set over the weekend, though not the good kind. The low budget horror movie Creature opened on 1,507 screens and grossed only $331,000. That makes it the lowest grossing opening weekend on record for a single movie opening on more than 1,500 screens.

It’s about time we finally got a sitcom about “lesbos,” right bros? I totally love “lesbos”! Hell, I consider myself an honorary “lesbo.”

Wait, someone explain this to me. Is it OK to call lesbians “lesbos” or is that derogatory? I honestly have no idea, but it sounds derogatory to me. Isn’t it like calling someone a “homo”? It is, isn’t it? So why, then, is NBC writing a show called “My Best Friend is a Lesbo”?

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The project, from Warner Bros TV and Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage’s studio-based Fake Empire, is about two best female friends — one straight, the other gay — who become roommates and help each other navigate life, love, and dating in Los Angeles. The semi-autobiographical comedy is based on the real-life friendship of writers and longtime roommates Sascha Rothchild and Randi Barnes, who will co-pen the script together.

Sounds like something I’d watch. Listen, I’ve got no beef with lesbian programming, but the “lesbo” thing still gets me. Can’t you just call her a “lesbian”?

In honor of this new show, let’s take a look at the best lesbian moments in TV history, complete with lesbian music! Hooray!

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So last night the new cast of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ was announced, and while we’re still hoping that one day ABC will define the word “star” for us, it appears that at the very least we have a favorite contestant.

We’re proud to say that here at F-Listed we’ve done our part at posting photos of Elisabetta Canalis, best known for being one of George Clooney’s former toys. Not to be confused with Nancy Grace who he may or may not have banged in the past.

While we won’t necessarily watch the show and we have a feeling that Canalis will be gone before we even realize she’s there, we’ll admit that we finally have a reason to root for someone on this show. Although Ron Artest does come in a close second… ‘Dancing With the Deranged?’

Here’s a look at the best of Elisabetta Canalis. Let’s hope she sticks around for a while. That show can definitely use some eye-candy.