Strongman Acts as a Safe Ride for NASCAR’s Matt Kenseth

At some point guys like 2003 Sprint Cup champion Matt Kenseth must get tired of driving. Seriously. Think about it, you spend all day at your computer, typing away; the last thing you probably want to do is go home and sit at the computer. We feel you, Mr. Kenseth.

You have to imagine that when Kenseth was given the chance to let someone else do all the work he must have jumped all over it.

Strongman Rendy DeLaCruz was that someone this past weekend when he pulled Kenseth’s No.17 Jeremiah Weed car at a “Safe Ride” event. The idea was to see if DeLaCruz could pull Kenseth’s car 100 feet in less than 60 seconds… and for Jeremiah Weed to promote responsible drinking. Everyone wins.

Prior to the event, DeLaCruz tested his strength by doing such things as flipping a 1,000 pound tire to pulling a plane. Things most of us dudes do in our spare time. He admits, though,while he might not get the No. 17 Jeremiah Weed car going as fast as Matt Kenseth is used to, he’ll assuredly get from point A to point B safely. Safe is good.

In the end, DeLaCruz crushed his goal of 100 feet in 60 seconds by crossing the finish line in just 26 seconds. Wow. We need to get ourselves one of those strongmen. Seriously, have you seen how expensive gas is?

Hey, look, it’s Adam Carolla!

Some video from the Jeremiah Weed event, after the jump.

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Don’t feel like buying that bottle of booze you’ve never tasted before? We can’t blame you. Why drop all that cash on something you’re not even sure you’ll like. Booze is booze (it’ll get the job done either way) but you still want it to taste good. Drinks By The Dram solves your predicament in 3cls. Find out more after the jump.

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If You’ve Ever Wanted To Age Your Own Whiskey, We Have Something That Can Help

Any whiskey lovers need to check this thing out ASAP. Find out more after the jump.

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